http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dominos-pizza-saves-mans-life_us_5732a349e4b096e9f0932e0c
This fat guy was saved by the pizza delivery driver.
ITT we discuss american culture and what this guy survived on. Did he suck out the left over fat from the domino's cartons all over his floor?
Bump desu famalam
Ok robots, can you stop wallowing in self-pity threads for a 1 hour and partake in the first interesting topic this week?
>>28511439
>She had an employee drive two miles just to check on someone who didn't even buy anything
I'd be pissed if I had to do that and didn't get any compensation. Glad it wasn't me! Whew.
>Just remembered the time I had to deliver pizza 5 miles up a mountain at 11:50 PM, burning a shit ton of gas only for no one to answer the phone or get the door
>There was a light on upstairs with shitty music playing but no one talking or anything
>Mfw maybe customer was dying and I had missed the opportunity to possibly save them because I hadn't even thought that such a scenario would play out
>Mfw did a burnout in front of their house for having my time wasted instead
I used to be a pizza guy. Nothing this cool ever happened to me.
Not giving huffingtonPost my (you)
>>28511846
>burnouting in front of customers house
You're doing god's work brobot
>>28511439
>How Ordering Domino's Pizza Daily Saved A Man's Life
EATING DOMINO'S PIZZA DAILY IS WHAT LED HIS LIFE TO NEED SAVING
Guys, what did he survive on? Nobody can survive that long without water (that's pepsi for you americans).
>>28511867
Thinking about it some more, I really wonder if the customer was actually dying/dead if they weren't just passed out af. I did yell up to and shine my flashlight in the lit bedroom for a couple minutes. Someone should've gotten up. I'm surprised I didn't get reported for rippin' skidz either... surely they would've gotten up hearing that ruckus and put two and two together... dang.
>>28511960
Pepsi a shit.
