>tfw my garden of threads isn't receiving any replies
>tfw I reply to vigorous thread and thread totally stops with my reply
>tfw open tabs next day and they're archived
>this post is archived
I know that feel.
Here is a bump, use it wisely.
>Write a long fucking reply to a thread, like almost 2000 char limit
>writing this on tablet so its extra annoying and fingers get sore
>no fucking replies
>thread goes on for hours and no one replies
>or thread dies 5 posts in after your reply
I give up writing long posts now.
This board has ADD
If you can smell yourself a little others can smell you A LOT.
Mummy would tell me if I smelled bad
I just wear clean shirts to hide it.
>>28676257
Family members get used to the smell.
bump the thread before posting your story if it's long
>be me, 12
>riding in the car one day, my mind was just in a field of imagination
>I thought "what if the world was animals? if all people were different animals and no people existed
>childish mind loves this idea
>get home after school, ask older brother, 16, if he thought it would be cool
>"animal pop stars, animal...
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>be 6
>alone in house for 15 min while mum runs to the shops
>looking through bathroom cupboards out of childhood curiosity
>find box of tampons
>"what the hell are these"
>think they are cool and interesting
>unwrap like 20 of them and commence hiding them around my room
>fast-forward 2 years
>8...
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>be young, innocent kid totally into pokemon
>ruby sapphire hype
>love that fire-type torchic, so cute
>as soon as it evolves into pic-related, I see a post online comparing it to a penis
>sides rolling
>think that's the most accurate and funniest thing i've ever seen
>carry around a printed color picture of combusken and real human penis side by side...
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>>28676222
those are some hardcore bantz
Hey, robots. About to go pick up my pupper. My thread last night got some hate. I'll be posting pics of pupper here on and off. Still haven't decided on a name.
>pic related (Dog standing)
nice puppington
>>28676133
Wish I was picking up a pupper today...................................
>>28676133
Looks cute take it to get trained if you can
(Or "you need to get a girlfriend", "this is why you don't have a girlfriend", etc).
Do they think you are virginal, involuntarily celibate, or that you simply don't have one specific girl that you're dedicated to but are playing the field?
tell them that your penis was torn off in a farming accident as a child and that it's rude of them to pry into your personal life. stare straight into their eyes as you tell them this. they'll never bring the subject up again
>>28676127
I bet she takes stinky poops
>>28676127
Depends on the type of person honestly. A girl can be asking because she is either interested in you personally, or is analyzing you. The same can be said about men or it could be for rankism, not necessarily putting you down but to make them feel much better about themselves. It's as simple as a psychological feedback loop.
But yeah.. there's far too many answers for something so ill-defined.
HOW DO I MEET WOMEN
I WANT A GF REALLY BADLY
have you tried just beeing urself, anon?
Leave the house and do something
>>28676099
Ask your mum for a handy.
Why do women voice anime and hentai games? All they're doing is making it easier for men to stay away from them.
>>28676082
They get paid for voicing them.
All women bow down to the almighty shekels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0
>>28676082
>easier for men to stay away from them
They are highly regarded in Japan though.
I got the clap from some whore when I was in the Navy. I mean she wasn't a prostitute, just a girl I met on OKcupid. Here's the tale:
>Be me
>24 years old
>been in the Navy four months, only been through boot camp and curre tly in A-school in Great Lakes, IL.
>Learn I am going to C-school in San Antonio, TX when I finish A-school in a few months.
>update my OKcupid profile to say I am relocating to San Antonio...
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>>28676052
>I am too clingy and just not her type
JUST
>I start acting like a dick to her, not talking to her except to push her into the bedroom to fuck. I start calling her dirty names like slut, whore, cunt while pulling her hair and slapping her ass as hard as I can.
>TFW she loves it, a true whore
>still tells me she got called into work early. I tell her "I'm not dumb, I know you aren't into me, its whatever". Says she wants to be friends still (lol)
>drive to her house in silence,...
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>look up symptoms of male UTI, am sure thats whats going on, never imagined it could be gonnorrhea.
>she texts me whats up, I tell her about my dick, she says "oh no! Is it bad that the only thing I can think about is you coming over and fucking the shit out of me still?"
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Anyone else here who hates most people when they're high?
They all start to pontificate about the nature of things as if they're in some sort of authoritative state of mind and anything you claim is immediately wrong or needs to be further stipulated.
>>28676033
Yes. They make you dumber while making you think you're smarter. This is the reason that they're so popular among people below the threshold of self-criticism necessary to notice this.
Think of them as chemical Dunning-Kruger.
>>28676058
This. All those thoughts are thoughts you are having because you will never be able to form those thoughts again whilst sober, like a star that shines brightest giving out all of its energy before it dies and then blackness forever.
>>28676118
>drugs are the only way to get valuable insights
That's why we have philosophy and science, dumbfuck.
Why are black people so against to doing anything outside of their comfort zone?every black person I've told that I'm traveling to other countries their first response is "but you're black...". Just because you're black doesn't mean you can't live a life.
maybe it's because they're black
I talked to a black man a few days ago who said he was in Italy "on business" a few months back and I said "oh man, I bet you ate some delicious food and he just looked at me like I was retarded and said "I actually ate at Planet Hollywood the entire time, Italian food is gross" Wtf?? I dont understand it OP
>>28676031
Internalized inferiority complex, look up the decolonization of the mind.
How come Wagecucks don't stay hydrated? NEETS usually drink around 2 gallons of water a day, while Wagecucks drink less than 4 cups. As a NEET, health is my number one priority, and it is crucial to stay hydrated.
Dumb Wagecucks.
>water
>implying neetys don't drink mountain dew throwback exclusively
>tfw have a fridge that dispenses ice cold water thats filtered
>>28676006
Cause we don't have time. I don't get a break at work, I don't have time to waste drinking way more water than I would ever need. Dumb neetcuck.
Remember we used to play on the block
>>28675977
Apparently no one remembers. Oh well
It's too dangerous now.
I grew up on a lot of land in the middle of a cornfield.
No neighbors.
>tfw had dick surgery 47 times
ama
Why?
Montana
>>28675972
various urinary problems, and phimosis
>>28675960
Just cut it off man.
Keep sleeping NEETs, while you are sleeping and will wake up to another meaningless day playing video games, I will be out working. I'll have real responsibilities, a title to match and interesting problems to solve, for which I am rewarded with money and experience, making me more valuable in the long run. My work will bring me to places around the world, where I will meet new people and see new and exciting projects. I will work with these people towards a common goal, make new friends and expand my social circles full of interesting and capable people, who can provide...
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Are wagecucks triggering themselves now?
>>28675950
I am genetically incapable of achieving anything. I'm a net burden on the society and better off dead. Any hope and resolve as I might undertake to change my life as a result of your motivation will only prolong my parasitic existence until I have failed, like I had been failing every time this happened before. I should disappear. Sleep is just exercise.
>>28675978
In other words, if it is immoral to tell a violent, abusive person to 'give themselves another chance, perhaps you'll overcome your bad tendencies and fix yourself', it is immoral to tell the eqivalent to me. So don't do it.
Words that describe the NEET: sophisticated, healthy, full of wonder, handsome, eloquent, cryptic, professional, gentelman, and courageous
Wagecucks: Cowardly, sinister, unhealthy, binge drinking, unintelligent, cuck, sewage
NEET:virgin,sad,weeb
>>28675924
No, NEET is happy fulfilled and educated