Good morning, wagecuck.
It's day 5 of 5. Enjoy your long two days of freedom after today
Another day, another dollar.
Wuts a wage XD
>>28694396
Thisweek, if it were a race, would right now be accompanied by an announcer saying, "Final lap! Go for it!" just like in my video games.
It's been a good week.
Good times at work, and life is pretty sweet right now.
How would you respond to this?
Who cares.
White girls only look good for 7 or so years.
Nogs can have them.
>>28694391
Send back a pic of me with a smug smile saying "OK"
I'm the guy everyone hates!
what does her feet tastes like?
Dirt probably and toe jam
>>28694360
she will always have a pretty face and she knows it.
>that disgusting puffy, bloated face with caked-on makeup
absolutely disgusting 2bh
>Tfw long, gangly, effeminate hands
>Tfw cute button nose
>Tfw babyface
>Can grow a good beard but it still doesn't entirely mask it
>Girls will eternally describe me as cute but NEVER hot
FOR FUCK SAKE REEEEEE
>caring what girls think of you
and that's why you've lost
>>28694368
But what girls think of me entirely defines my romantic and sexual chances with them.
Also my male friends are taller and sometimes more masculine looking than me and they use that to try and assert dominance over me in social situations.
>>28694351
>Tfw cute button nose
>cute
you sure you aint gay famo?
How can you tell if a girl is on her period?
pretty hard since they are always full of themselves and bitchy.
if they smell metallic
>How can you tell if a girl is on her period?
her dad's dick tastes funny, obvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
>>28694330
What happened to her anyway?
I just creeped on her twitter and shes is hot tbqh. Shiiiiit I remember when the song came out i was a freshman and i thought she was hot back then to lol
>2011
I swear it only happened a couple years ago.
Are you ever going to stop coming here?
Yeah soon anon, but in that time I'll be back to check on fellow social autists
yes, after I kill myself
>>28694325
No, I'm stuck here until this site is taken down who knows when in the future.
NEETs deserve the death penalty.
>>28694284
We all get the death penalty.
>>28694284
>tfw a neet lives a better life than you
Every single "functioning", "contributing" member of society is literally 1 wrong move away from becoming a NEET, so don't be too sure of yourself there, bucko.
is it better to sleep for a few hrs or just stay up?
Depends on when you last slept and what time it is now.
It depends if you are drunk or not
Sleep.
It's good for health, even lending you some more inches inheight.
>captcha was apartment buildings
>an apartment building doesn't count for it
>had to do it again
fuck off google.
>tfw no big cock
>tfw will never conquer a woman
>tfw genetically inferior
>that tiny cock
>superior
that guy is literally pulling the tape measure deeper into his fat belly with this left hand thumb. true big dicks measure from the ball sack, dicklet
>>28694278
Literally every modern study of dick size is standardized around bone pressed horizontal length.
Sorry to pop your cuck fantasies, nerdo.
>>28694307
except that he's holding it on a diagonal. the tape is clearly not held straight over the entire shaft. thats the point i made by calling out his holding it with his left hand while she pulls the measure forward to give an inflated diagonal measurement. this is literally entry-level geometry, anon.
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
ffffuuuuuuu
amirite?
>>28694157
Derailing this thread, roll faggots.
Time for your shower waggie
>>28694157
I have to set an alarm so I don't wake up at 4pm.
>tfw no qt autistic bf to go to beach with
Why would you want to take an autistic person to the beach? That just seems fucking awful.
>>28694056
So I can watch him squirm and sperg out when he has sand in his pants and dries off
>>28694066
And then you have to deal with an autistic tantrum and a bunch of other unpleasant things because he is uncomfortable after having his 5 seconds of fun and you have to put up with all this shit while taking him home and trying to comfort him.
Yeah sounds like a 10/10 time. I'd rather take a shut-in or some level of soically retarded person to the beach, at least when they have a bad time they wont sperg the fuck out when one thing happens to him he doesnt' like.
>try to be a normie
>get a job
>get a gf
>gf dumps me because job isn't good enough
WHAT THE FUCK DO NORMIES EXPECT FROM PEOPLE
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Be grateful that bitch is out of your life now. She was a status seeking whore.
>but tfw no gf
What's good about being with a girl that would dump you as soon as she thinks she can do better than you? That was a time bomb.
>>28694079
>a girl that would dump you as soon as she thinks she can do better than you
You could have just said "a woman."
>>28694079
This is true
Chad can have her
REEE Staceys
I'm going to start watching anime
>try to be a normie
>stopped by an office today for an appointment
>decide to spray on a little cologne to smell good
>spray like half a spray at max on my chest
>put clothes on
>arrive at the office
>it's warm
>can feel the cologne radiate off of me from the heat
>smells strongComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Lightly spritz ONCE onto the underside of each of your wrists. Then rub them on your neck (under your jaw) or collarbone, depending on how strong you want it to be for others. Ez pz.
Gtfo would we know? I don't use it at all.
>>28694117
This right here famalambo. Also avoid putting it on areas that sweat too much. It may amplify or even change the smell for the worse.
Because I have a penis. Because I have a libido.
I can. And I do.
And I continue to do so.
I desire it more.