>tfw no qt autistic bf to go to beach with
Why would you want to take an autistic person to the beach? That just seems fucking awful.
>>28694056
So I can watch him squirm and sperg out when he has sand in his pants and dries off
>>28694066
And then you have to deal with an autistic tantrum and a bunch of other unpleasant things because he is uncomfortable after having his 5 seconds of fun and you have to put up with all this shit while taking him home and trying to comfort him.
Yeah sounds like a 10/10 time. I'd rather take a shut-in or some level of soically retarded person to the beach, at least when they have a bad time they wont sperg the fuck out when one thing happens to him he doesnt' like.
>>28694043
You probably just want a sweet, awkward, and attractive bf. Hell I fit that description. But you're probably a faggot, so nah.
>>28694056
I meant meme autism, where he's shy and I'd force him to wear cute revealing clothes in public
>>28694066
get out
>>28694043
I'm autistic but I like swimming and the beach. I'd pretend for you but I don't like acting.
>>28694141
I'm a gay with a huge penis senpai
>>28694150
see>>28694147
>>28694160
Why do you have to add the big penis part? Nobody cares. My dick is average. Woopty fucking doo.
>>28694239
Such a shame, the faggot has a bigger cock than you.
Don't you feel humiliated?
>>28694043
Which country are you from famisama
>>28694261
No. GBT men (mtf are still dudes) have bigger penises on average. I know what your trying to do faggot, stop trying to get me to roleplay.
>>28694100
>implying id ever go to the normalbeach where epic sunburn and shitty icicle but so le refreshing winds blow sand into your eye sockets each second
>>28694270
USA, florida
>>28694293
>mtf are still dudes
wow edgy, your opinions on MTF's sure matter.
also, I would like a source for that claim
>inb4 anything but pubmed
>>28694301
have I just found my cute autist bf?
>>28694301
I can't tell if this is autist shitposting or just a completely retarded person.
>>28694310
It's not an opinion, it's biology. I don't care what they do. They can take hormones, they can get surgery. It doesn't fucking matter to me. But they're still men.
Also, trying to find a source that's credible.
>>28694339
don't bully him, or else.
>>28694353
Or else what? I'll bully him.
>>28694239
Some of us here like big penises, anon.
>>28694043
What about an autistic marine with a good paycheck and job security
im autistic and a shut in. someone be muh friend.
>>28694301
You have to go b/reddit/ack
>>28694376
such edge
>>28694381
I'm already well off, make 90k a year from real estate and renting out houses so most of my time is free time
>>28694386
post steam or skype
>>28694353
Hes retarded, and has never been to a beach and just fabricates shit. So this is either literally the words worst troll from some savage in landlocked area, or the highest level of retardation.
What the fuck does shitty icicle even mean?
>>28694402
Fly me out to F L O R I D A
>>28694380
Why would you like something that would damage you? Serious question.
>>28694427
*fly's you out to florida*
welcome
>>28694434
penis size matters you dip, it wont damage you and even if it does they walk around happily in pain because someone with a huge cock made them feel that way
>>28694450
I never said it didn't matter. If I was a woman or a homosexual I'm sure I'd want something capable enough to do the job but not something that's too big.
>>28694484
the "too big" range is 10"+
and your average woman or sub would rather take the 10" over a 5"
>>28694509
Too big range imo would be around 7". But that'd be me. I don't know anything about gay men but women have been surveyed and most are satisfied with their partner's penis size. Since 5" - 6" is average, it's safe to assume women are okay with it. However, a study was conducted and most women agree that a penis around 6.5" is ideal.
>>28694534
>tfw you will never pin down this straight boi and force your 8.5"x6" cock up his tight bp
>>28694546
I don't mind being friends with LGBT's but I worry about this type of stuff sometimes. I'm 6' tall but you never know if you're drinking with a friend if they'd try something on you if you passed out. Scary stuff man. Rape is bad news.
>>28694450
Thanks
>>28694559
I don't like this correlation you're making between rape and LGBT.
