>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
ffffuuuuuuu
amirite?
>>28694157
Derailing this thread, roll faggots.
Time for your shower waggie
>>28694157
I have to set an alarm so I don't wake up at 4pm.
>ywn march every wageslime into a gas chamber
imagine a world without wageshits and the misery they put everyone through because they are getting bullied by the boss and other workers.
>>28694157
Honestly? I'm not that bothered. I'm usually active by 7am. Even on days off. Feel like it's a wasted day.
>>28694189
I will help derail the entrails
>>28694157
you make me smile every morning before I go slave, mr peps. I almost bought mr. shekelstein a new boat, wish me luck!
>>28694249
it would look like africa. but all over the world. is that what you want? devolution?
>>28694189
rolling for this beautiful bastardisation of NEET buffoonery
>>28694157
>MOOOOOOM I MADE THE THREAD AGAIN
>WHERE ARE MY TENDIES?????
>YOU KNOW I CANT MAKE THEM MYSELF I CAN'T MAKE IT UP THE STAIRS ANYMORE
>REEEEEEEEE
>>28694443
TICK TOCK wagie
ORIGINALUS POSTERNAIDAMUS
>>28694189
Rolling. Quality derailing m80
I'm here representing the sleep cycle alarm clock conglomerate.
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But did you know that knowledge has practical and beneficial application?
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It will gently rouse you from your sleep with a pleasant song. As a former snooze abuser, ever since I started using the sleep cycle alarm I've never even used the snooze feature once!
5 hours of sleep, woken up right, can even leave you feeling as refreshed as a solid 10 hours with a natural wake cycle.
It's truly a life changer my friends. All alarms should come with this feature as standard.
Buy the app today and see for yourself :D
>>28694478
and what are you trying to attract this fine specimen with? your autism or your fine lack of prospects?
>>28694499
>wizard
Even the dubs know. That hit deep
>>28694189
Rollllllllaaamnm
>>28694478
tick tock nogfie :^)
Thisis truly the end of the NEETKING era.
>>28694259
What time do you go to sleep? Where do you find the energy?
>>28694536
not him but i go to bed at 8 and wake up at 4 feeling fresh. i dunno why you'd want to be up late desu
>>28694249
stupid idiot. We need the wagies to provide for us. If they are gone we would have to work. Be nice to goys
>>28694549
Best time to think and get shit done desu.
>>28694580
but i can do that anytime?
senpai im on r9k, i obviously live alone. thinking time is all the time.
>tfw normies secretly envy our life style
I hate my job to be honest I want nothing more then to join in on these threads and to just not go to my shit job do you think I like getting panic attacks I have no say because I'm too stupid to know how to apply for NeetBucks
>>28694189
Cavalry not
>>28694157
Roll it, pull it.
>>28694611
>secretly
What are you talking about?
They come on this site all the time and post shit like
>hurr durr you can't be a Robit unless this and that
like being a robot is a good thing.
It's hardly a secret.
>>28694189
Nigros nibbling at my toe nails.
>>28694157
>get a job
>feel like there's literally no time to ever do anything
>hate work
>feel like I can't separate work thoughts and home thoughts
>can never really relax because of it
>get mad when im in bed trying to sleep and I think about work
>be NEET
>hate myself for every second of every day
>sleep 9-10 hours a day
>literally takes me a week at least to work up the motivation to do a chore around the house
>constantly tell myself I should get a job
>snap at my mom when she asks me about getting a job anywhere even though she only asks maybe once a month because I tell myself it all the time
all this free time is nice I put almost 80 hrs into dark souls 3 in a week but I wish I wasn't leeching off my mom
>>28694157>rite
Thisis exactly what you are.
>>28694189
Rollang
Aaaaaan post
>>28694189
Huzzah.
>>28694157
its more like
DO DO DA DA DO DA
>>28694512
I am here to inform you that I am laugh.
>>28694189
Shit, I forgot to sage this thread.
>>28694189
I fucking hate shit like this but I gotta roll
>>28694189
Roll
Blocxxcxxxx
>>28694189
isn't it against the rules to roll anywhere but /b/;)
>>28694189
rolling for new skyrim class.
>>28695766
we've had hundreds of this type of thread, desu a roll thread is more quality content at this point.
>>28694189
>rolling on /r9k/
JUST
>>28694189
i roll for the sake of it
>>28694189
>fuck, i've been btfo again. Better derail the thread! Yeah! That's it! That'll show how right I am!
>>28695939
why prove something a thousand times to someone who can't even understand once.
>>28694782
>be NEET
>hate myself every second of every day
>sleep 9-10 hours a day
>struggle to find motivation to do anything
>still seems far better than being a wageslave and working a job I hate
>>28694189
Rolling for great justice.
Bard get.
