>Be male
>Never know the feeling of being impregnated full of cum by the man you love
Why live?
If you say you love me I will pump you full of cum.
mpreg can be real on the internet
>>28764550
Y-you will, anon?
>friend turned 25
>married a slut
>she forced him into a MMF threesome
>"everything for my girl dude.. its not like she doesnt want me anymore"
>i call him a cuck
>he doesnt even know what that is
>i just shook my head and roll my eyes like a faggot
>that passes
>he goes home, searches...
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>>28763931
You did the right thing bro
cool story bro
tell it again
blox
It's fucking sad when your close, long time friend ditches you for a stupid roastie whore he hasn't known for half as long. I had it happen to me too.
>tfw you need to be 21 to have access to confidential medical care in this shitty country.
>tfw 18
I don't want these shitty doctors to snitch on my parents. What do?
>>28763882
if you're awear of your problems, what's stopping you from fixing them...yourself...without an outside source. I mean, you know what makes you unstable, so....do the opposite. stop allowing yourself. it's so easy. I mean, YOU"RE AWEAR of the PROBLEM, how are you not awear of the solution?
Tfw psychiatrist asks you if you think you are a robot
>Yes
After realize he meant a machine and not a beta
>>28763916
git out fagit.
Reminder that Elliot was an absolute idiotrap career underway
Bumping this magnificent thread.
>>28763941
No one is around to troll it seems like I posted this at the wrong time
Shameless self bumpOriginal fuck your muting desu
Well, /r9k/?
What's your response?
>don't have sex and you're a prude
I don't think anyone here thinks that at all.
THAT ANSWER DIDN'T ANSWER ANYTHING.
>>28763820
The one in black is clearly the whore.
Any females out there?
I want to be your bf. Here's my One Free Bf voucher
>>28763819
What kind of person are you? You sound pathetic.
>>28763819
>pepeposter
>r9k
>offering something of negative value for 'free'
Not a female, but end yourself.
Have a free bump, though. It's glad to see non-hapa threads.
>>28763883
Here's a pic of me for ants
please flame this dudes steam. He made my friend suicidal and it would make his day if you all flamed it! (couldnt find proper pic)
>>28763817
Your friend is a weak fag if he was made suicidal over steam LOL
Let him kill himself, it's natural selection.
>WAHHH I NEED YOU TO BE MUH PERSONAL ARMY
Fuck off. NYPA
>>28763817
Hahaha.
Your "friend" is a faggot.
What's the weirdest sexual act you've performed on yourself, /r9k/?
I have this huge thing for being gagged and one time I got a tub of that slimy flarp silly putty stuff and covered my mouth and the whole bottom half of my head in it, allowed it to harden a little, and fapped as I moaned through my weird flesh-like alien gag
Pic related i don't even regret it because i had a good submissive fap and it felt so fucking gooood
I've farted on a pillow and pressed it to my face more times than I care to admit.
I had the best orgasm of my life earlier because I was smelling my unwashed armpits while I jerked off and came. Was a dirty business.
WHERE'S MY RISOTTO PEOPLE?!
>>28763739
here you are, chef
>>28763823
It taste like worm
You donkey cock sucking, cow shit eating faggot .
Ps:- you're probably a cuck too
>>28763823
THESE ARE THE FUCKING MAGGOTS, DID I ASK FOR THE FUCKING MAGGOTS?
Why is it that there is so much stuff about promiscuous women, who were molested at an early age ?
If someone abused you as a child, wouldn't your instinct be to stay away from sex.
You know "burned kid fears the fire"-style ?
Why is it that these emotional scars cause them to fuck even more in the later life, even with steadily changing partners.
While i wish no one to go through this mental torture, i would like to ask the robots here for their opinion on the subject, since i honestly can't understand it.
Because the human sex drive is a lot stronger than most traumatic fears, so the opposing psychological forces tend to blur the line between desire and repulsion.
>>28763605
children are impressionable and will grow into what what goes on in their lives. it's hard to change yourself when you only know this or that one thing.
>>28763605
most of em keep away from slagging around out of fear/shame/embarrassment unless they're born attention whores that would've ended up that way regardless imo
dubs get a dick pic
Why would I want a dick pic in the first place?
im gonna get dubs arent i?
>>28763697
Why did you want dubs?
>Hey Anon I'm bored pass me your phone so I can listen to music
>s-sorry out of charge
My ipod's music library half anime OPs and character songs and half literal emo bands.
>I had an iPod video
>Girl from class asks to borrow it when she works out
>Forgot all the videos I had on it were anime and hentai
>She returns it to me and never talks to me again
>>28763557
>this car's not big enough for two patricians
>tfw extended neetdom and access to pornography made you gay
>tfw it wasn't you fault at all
>made you gay
That's not how it works
>>28763561
nice mimi
>>28763561
yes it is. being 'straight' attracted to the opposite gender is necessary for breeding. if you're born with a mentality that tells you not to breed, its a defunct. so, to make homosexuality seem less like a mental disability, it's easier to say you become gay based on how you grew up. i like to believe people grew in to homosexuality, but I know it's a mental disorder
Would you date a former Stacy who was paralyzed from the waist down?
Let's say something about you reminded her of her last bf, who dumped her after the car accident.
Depends on if she's still a Stacy.
If her accident humbled her and she gained empathy, then I would.
>>28763534
no, fucking roastie cunt deserves everything she got
>>28763534
>implying she'd date me
piss off
A bunch of normies are harrasing me on my instagram. They think they're winning but I strike back with facts and logical reasoning.
Then, they block me.
I have homocidal rage right now. I'm heading to school (18).
Either they ignore me, talk shit, or fight me. What do I do?
P.S., I'm a fucking beast when it comes to fighting.
>>28763490
Kill them with your bare hands. Do it for Elliot. Normie's blood for the beta king.
What did you do anon? Were you being autistic or something??
>>28763490
>getting an instagram in the first place
what a fucking failed normie. You also sound underage