Any females out there?
I want to be your bf. Here's my One Free Bf voucher
>>28763819
What kind of person are you? You sound pathetic.
>>28763819
>pepeposter
>r9k
>offering something of negative value for 'free'
Not a female, but end yourself.
Have a free bump, though. It's glad to see non-hapa threads.
>>28763883
Here's a pic of me for ants
>>28763897
Whoops I guess it wasn't really for ants
>>28763897
kill yourself, no female who respects herself would go near you.
you might have luck with a mentally ill or obese gf though.
i certainly wouldn't touch you at alll, especially when i can get chad.
>>28763968
Wow rude
I wouldn't touch you either
>>28764002
good, i hope you take that advice with other women too, then none of us has to waste our mace on you
>>28764025
Please no bullying
free below average bf voucher, you can redeem if you were born with a vagina
>>28763895
get cancer you piece of shit
>>28764057
Wow, I'm sure you're a charming guy.
>>28764057
>>28764088
Not me (OP) btw
>>28764101
The fuck are you talking about?
409
>>28764046
How often do you jack off?
srs question
>>28763897
the least you can do is lose some weight you piece of shit
>>28764116
I'm not the one who told that person to get cancer
>>28764132
at least once a day, sometimes more
>>28764167
No wonder you look like that then. Stop jacking off and you will look less tired. Unless you have HIV
>>28764227
>Stop jacking off and you will look less tired
t. broscience expert
>>28764227
i did no fap for like a month and a half, it made me feel 100 times more angry and anxious than ever, this is the stupidest meme i ever fell for, there is 0 benefit and many negatives
>>28763883
IDK I mostly sit around playing video games or reading comics
I want to start cycling soon
>>28764274
Simply look it up and you will find the scientific literature
>>28764292
>I stopped smoking for a month and I felt 100 times more angry and anxious than ever, this is the stupidest meme i ever fell for, there is 0 benefit and many negatives
>>28764505
i stopped smoking a few years ago and ironically what you say is correct, it also slowed down my metabolism and i gained a fuckload of weight
>>28764046
You look like an Italian mobster getting his mugshot.
>>28765736
i think i look too beta for a mobster
>>28766589
I already have a bf. But first tell me how big your is benis.
>>28766701
it's nothing special, about 6.5x5.5/17 cm
>>28766701
Omg hnnnnnnnnng
>That pic isn't you
Heh
>>28765196
no, not metabolism. Nicotine kills your appetite.
>>28766701
we know how google image works you know
>>28763897
you are pretty ugly why would a female want to be your gf?
>>28766754
that's a pretty big piece of meat anon
>>28763819
What are your skills? What are your ambitions? Do you have references?
>>28769624
why should we have any ambitions or references when chad can go a week without a shower in his dirty sweatpants and fuck a random girl 5 minutes after meeting her?
we live in the liberal western world, we should be equal
>>28769712
You are propositioning me to be my bf. I don't give a fuck about this "Chad" boogeyman circulating around here.
I have ambitions and I have shit I want to do. So yes, I agree we should be equal. I would want my potential boyfriend to be equally ambitions and goal-oriented as I am.
>>28769900
i think you will become one of those middle-aged childless mothers that hate everyone and everything
>>28769900
Where are you from? I'll be as ambitious as you want, you just have to tell me what to do.
>>28769943
I'm from California. You?
>>28769938
I'm sorry you have no direction in your life. I plan to have children in my early thirties when I've become financially stable and have done what I wanted to do.
>>28770040
>I'm from California. You?
Way too far away.
>>28770092
Shame. Good luck in you endeavors
>>28769900
>I WANT CHAD
>CHAD CHAD CHAD
Kill yourself
>>28763819
Where did you get your one free BF voucher?
>>28770205
I don't understand. The first anon alluded that Chad was someone who attracted attention despite being an unwashed heathen who didn't do anything.
Now you're saying Chad is someone who purposefully makes goals and fulfills them.
I'm starting to understand Chad really is this boogeyman that shifts to represent everything a particular anon isn't, no matter if these traits contradict as a whole.
>>28770072
>I plan to have children in my early thirties
lmao you are willingly going to create autists?
your eggs will be literally dying by that age, your child will hate you
>>28770490
You have a low iq this is why you are so perplexed by this simple notion and the fact that other people with low intelligence sometimes say things that aren't correct
reread my first post and try again
>>28770494
That only happens to white people.
>>28769624
Zero skills and zero ambition.
As long as I can stay alive and be happy that's enough
Also
>>28764488
>>28768304
I'm free?
>>28770304
I made it myself
>>28770536
You sound like you're trying to bullshit a term paper.
>>28770580
so you are going to willingly create autistic niggers?
goddamn you are a disaster
