>Hey Anon I'm bored pass me your phone so I can listen to music
>s-sorry out of charge
My ipod's music library half anime OPs and character songs and half literal emo bands.
>I had an iPod video
>Girl from class asks to borrow it when she works out
>Forgot all the videos I had on it were anime and hentai
>She returns it to me and never talks to me again
>>28763557
>this car's not big enough for two patricians
here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZdQtc45pVM
>>28763557
I always wonder what the guy taking those types of pictures looks like.
It wouldn't surprise me if it was a Chad Thundercock taking them every time. Women only look 'pretty' like that for Chad.
>No
or
>Give her the phone locked
>>28763557
How about we listen together
>>28763557
>Don't give it to her because not a doormat
>Sucks my dick in attempt to convince me
Is that how it goes?
>mfw lolicore and gangsta rap
>>28763557
>You probably won't like all my music.
She either then tells me she likes bands like Ice 9 kills and Alesana etc, and Sum 41 etc, or she complains theres not enough radio music to which I respond I don't like this year's pop.
I hope she likes some cheesy, obscure Black Metal
>>28763557
>listens to some songs
"oh-em-gee anon why do you like such bad stuff, why dont you listen to some taylor swift"
fucking roasties
>metal, and deathcore
>anime OSTs
>moonman
Sh-she might like moonman
I don't have a phone, sorry stacy
>Arab on Radar
wew lad
>>28763557
There's no music on my phone
>>28763745
Taylor swift became an unapologetic whore. She had a million break up songs. People noticed. Now all she sings about is "I want to fuck chad and pretend to be in a relationship even though we are absolutely going to break up within a week."
I don't want to listen to that shit.
What I'd tell any girl who told me to lusten to her is "I don't like her lyrics"
>>28763657
Recommend me some lolicore, my man?
>Gorguts
>Lykathae Aflame
>Craptpsy
>Portal
No wonder girls don't like me.
> KPOP boysbands
Maybe she'll like
>mfw edgy nazi music and metal
>GOD IS DEAD, GOD IS DEAD
>IN THE DARK YOUR VOICE IS CALLIN
>GOD IS DEAD GOD IS DEAD
>YAHWEH'S TEMPLE'S FALLEN
Ahh- sure. h-here you go
>>28763557
I literally have no music in my phone
A girl did this to me.
Later it was confirmed she liked me. But I'm HFA.
I just gave her my mp3 player. Before the IPOD was a thing, I'm a bit of an early adopter, had an iPaq which is essentially a smartphone at age 14. Parents got me that so I could write shit for it. Got maybe 30 sales. Tons of complaints, kek. Anyway it had your very basic blend of music. Some electronic music/ng stuff like Paragonx9, very basic rap like DMX, Eminem, and rock like nirvana and other super normal stuff. And one clip of hentai audio. But (being HFA) I made sure to delete that before she got it.
She didn't really comment on the music when she gave it back, just told me it was good.
I dunno how I should have reacted. I'm rather confused by the idea of being able to ask someone for their stuff so you can use it. I was fine with it obviously, had it all the time and it's not like I can't be without it. But I can't imagine myself asking someone else for their phone so I can listen to their music.
Its pretty weird.
h-h-h-h-here you g-go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuNZbcJB26g
>phone is filled with Vocaloids, anime OP's, and martial industrial
I-I don't think you'd like my type of music..
I hope she likes symphogear gx
There is no music on my telephone.
>>hours of they might be giants
Get on my cucking level
I bought an 8 GB Moto G because my carrier didn't offer the 16 GB version at the time and the kikes at Motorola didn't include a microSD slot so you can't listen to music because I don't have any.
>>28764251
When I was 39 years old, I heard a story.
I found out that there are people walking among us who have superpowers.
>>28763812
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TEENAGER WITH A PACKAGE QUITE LIKE THAT?
>>28763940
nice but this is the ultimate dg album to show to girls.
>>28763557
You're about to get some sweet chin music if you don't shut up, bitch
>people actually listening to /mu/-core
Do you have no standard?
>>28763557
hope she likes death grips
>>28764625
hope she likes Entombed
>>28763557
"Sure thing Nameless, just let me delete the ungodly amounts of porn on there
There, done and done. Hope you like techno"
>>28764625
Came here to post thisORIGAMI
>let girl from high school borrow iPod shuffle
>never see it again
Bitch I had all my jams on there fuck you Danielle.
>all these underaged plebbabbies sucking off death grips
cringe
>>28763557
i dont have a phone, how old are you? 5? shit woman really are like childrens
I literally listen only to Tom Waits and the soundtracks Yamaoka did for Silent Hill.
I hope you like White Noiz.
>>28764833
>Oh no, opinions! What ever shall we do!?
>>28763967
Well she did it to have your attention or something I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
>here you go femanon!
>>28764875
Haha holy shit, keked
>>28764888
Nice tripsThe song is genuinely good, all memes aside. He wrote it after he found out he has terminal cancer. He's basically playing his own funeral song.
>>28763557
>o-oh, o-okay, here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8
>>28763557
>listening to music on a phone
I listen on a dedicated portable music player with a dedicated free software operating system supporting multiple formats and sound settings.
>>28763557
h-here
Don't go digging through my phone too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2nXMCy9hTY
>>28764900
>most people don't listen to the lyrics, but they should
Memes aside, thanks for the info mate
>>28764900
>>28764875
>let me break it to you son, your shit's fucked up
>my shit's fucked up? I don't see how.
>the shit that used to work
>don't work now
Knowing the backstory actually just makes me want to cry more than laugh at the memes.
>>28764864
Yeah, opinions garnered from others
None of you plebabbies would be listening to death grips if they hadn't have gone meme-status
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HdE5VJj-iQ
>here femanon, enjoy!
>>28763557
You listen to music from your phone!? What are you, born in the 90s? lol
>Tfw half of its Bowie and other half is random shit I picked up along the way
Just watch her listen to one of his better non-mainstream albums and start complaining
>This is too weird anon
Fuckin roastie
>>28763557
I actually listen to some pretty normie music so this wouldn't be that bad t b h
>talking to 3DPD
>outside
Don't make me laugh.
well, I think it could be worse.
5
>"Here you go, hope you find something you like."
>>28763557
>no music on my phone, only recordings of my exposure therapy sessions
>mfw she hears me describing torturing, mutilating, killing and fucking the bodies of numerous people in explicit detail
>or alternatively, mfw trying to explain why I can't have her listen to the few sound files I have
>>28763557
k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6PbntKruNE
>>28765289
>She finds the cum compilations
>>28763557
>girl age 13-30
>not glued to phone atleast 4 hours per day
have you even seen a woman before?
>>28763557
Hours of soft indie folk. I may be a faggot, but at least I'm not a edgy faggot
Also:
1. Entitled whore = fuck no I'm not going to sit here watching you listen to my music what are we doing in this car together.
2. She's crushing = sure, why not. 64GB. "oh my god favourite band"
Oh god I've got so much normie music on my normiephone:
"C" Is for (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here) - Puscifer
"V" Is for Vagina - Puscifer
Ask the Dust - Lorn
A Hostage and the Meaning of Life - Brazil
Back from the Abyss - Orange Goblin
Badlands - Halsey (10/10 album tbhfam)
Bitch, Don't let me Die - Electric Six
Conditions of my Parol - Puscifer
Dasein - Brazil
Donkey Punch the Night - Puscifer
Echoes - Front Line Assembly
Echogenetic - Front Line Assembly
EP- Mystery Skulls
Exmilitary - Death Grips
Feel - Sleeping with Sirens
Horrorbilly 9000 - The Matadors
Lore of the Angler - Deep Swell
Money Shot - Puscifer
Peace is the Mission - Major Lazer
Psychic Warfare - Clutch
Say you love Satan - The Matadors
Something Supernatural - Crobot
The Devil's Music - The Matadors
The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser - Rob Zombie
The Philosophy of Velocity - Brazil
The Taking of Black Heart - Five Horse Johnson
Trilogy - Carpenter Brut
Voices - Phantogram
Vol. 3: Subliminal Verses - Slipknot
>>28765344
Do you like Grizzly Bear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3tURx8a2Q
I mostly listen to dadrock, not sure if that's good or bad.
I deleted all the music i liked and filled it with rap and other normie shit just so i wouldnt have to deal with a situation like this.
>>28763747
every form of metal
anime and movie ost's
sameish boat here
>Hours of Social Distortion
>Hours of Oasis
>Anime Music
>Other shit I found over the years
"Umm Anon what the fuck is this shit you listen to? Don't you have like popular music"
She throws my phone to the other side of the car and turns her back on me
"Ugh..you're useless, I'm gonna be bored this whole trip now, thanks a lot"
>>28765004
>uwaaah i liked them first
>>28765307
>she finds the penis playlists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ZVkESecXk
this plays
I hope you like big pun, biggie, action Bronson, Freddie gibbs and camron. I only like rappers if they're fat, ignorant, or violent. Sorry, no Drake and j Cole here
This actually happened to me
>Be me in a library a few years ago
>No one actually does any work
>Chilling and playing feudalism and N game on the computer while listing to some music plugged into my shitty motorola
>Stacy """""classmate"""" comes in with her cronies
>Hahah hey Anon whatcha listening too?
>"Ehh nothing much just some random music"
>"Mind if I listen?"
>"I don't know if you'll enjoy it sorry.."
>She then proceeds to sit down next to me
>"C'mere Anon and proceeds to rip one of the earbuds out of my ear
>Let out a awkward "Uhhh"
>Music related in playing https://youtu.be/LHQqqM5sr7g
>She actually listens to for a good moment
>Song ends
>"Rock Anon really hahaha??"
>Her friends laugh at me and I tell them to piss off and respect my music
>"Okay Anon you old nerd haha"
>They hang about the libray for a while before break ends and everyone goes to class
>Go home and listen to the song on repeat while feeling sad
She was actually a kinda nice person but she hurt me a bit, I think she legitimately thought I was a OK guy. She would often do shit like this until the librarian came back from sick leave and kicked everyone except the nerds out of the classroom
>I CAN SEE ALL THE STARS JUST SHINE ON ME WHEN I DREAM MY LITTLE FANTASY
>post rock
>freak folk
>folk
>indie pop
>indie rock
>grunge
>death metal
>slow core
>dream pop
>psychedelic rock
>progressive rock from the 70s
what would you think of my taste?
Ask her, "Who are you? Does your mom know you wandered off?"
>>28763557
How the fuck did you get in my car?
I don't know how to listen to music on my phone I don't think it even gets internetI wouldn't say it but I have a solid memory for music, I don't really have a need for music players unless I'm listening to something new. I legitimately don't know how to do anything besides call and text on my cell phone anyway, doubt it could play music at an acceptable quality anyway.
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQpWQgLcTi8
>>28767520
You're either really lazy to learn what literal 3 year olds can do on a phone or you're just /give me attention I'm a special snowflake/
>Anime OSTs
>Vidya OSTs
>Future funk/Vaporwave
Not as bad as some of the degenerate shit in this thread but nothing a normie could relate to.
>>28767488
>>28767497
Oreganoorigamioriginal
>Abney Park
>Primordial
>GSYBE
>Tuvan and Mongolian Throat Singing Compilations
>...Jazz?
"Nevermind anon, I should have known not to ask you of all people. Why didn't I ride in Chad's car?"
>and who
>are you
>starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw
*lucky star opening starts playing*
>>28767716
your taste is normie-tumblr tier you fucking idiot
>filthy frank+gybe
perfect combo for a 15 year old to feel special
>>28763557
>Atrium Carceri
Ambient shit for studying
>Death Grips
>Audio course on history of crusades
WIll the grill like me?
>>28767425
Is this the guy from youtube? Is he really popular enough to be a meme? Or is it a reference to something different?
ha i have spotify so get fucked op
>>28763557
>hope you like Rammstein...
>"I like trying new music."
>casually listening
>"I like to fuck/but no French letter..."
>"ew what is this?"
>let's skip that haha
>loudest orgasm ever.aac
>oops skip that too
>saleelul sawarim.aac
>mfw
>>28763557
Lately, I've been listening to ambient stuff, helps me relax!
come here, listen to this
*10 seconds in listening to great ambient music*
*looks up at her and she makes eye contact with me*
*keep listening*
>>28763557
I don't listen to music, its just a lot of unpleasant noise. I prefer to listen to my surroundings.
>>28763557
no problem, my music "library" is just a subscription to Spotify so she can listens to whatever shit she wants
>actually storing files in your cellphone
>not using the cloud
>not using subscription services
TOP LEL
>>28763557
Give your phone number first.
>Here is a book
>If you feel like throwing up go out the window
>If you puke on me Ima break your nose
>Also get in the back, if we run over a mine I want to be one of the first to die, im not living a cripple
>3 more hours to go
I miss Iraq at times
>>28763923
Didn't realize Hitoshura was in this thread.
>>28763923
Recommend some nazi core senpai
>>28768411
I wish you were still in Iraq too
>>28768329
>paying for music
>paying for internet for music
TOP LEL
ok here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r29k_T_o9To
>tfw a sea of indie/pop/rock with a mix of alternative
she will like it
>>28768482
It must be so sad to be poor.
>>28768499
must be sad to be lower middle-class and spending money on frivolous things you can easily get for free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fh2XRsBJJk
Here you go senpai.
I-I-It's not just screaming, it-it's deep and obscure art
Sure here you go bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3N2s7yVXZ4
>>28763557
I don't have a smartphone, here's my mp3 player
>>28763557
>I'm going to browse the internet but you can get the plugs, just tell me what I put on spotify.
>>28768691
I was looking for an MP3 player recently and the store clerk was looking at me like I was crazy
>Bwee starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBB2bPwKWVg
You look tired Stacy. Get some rest.
>>28768726
Because you are. Why the fuck don't you have a smartphone? It's 2016 people!
>Extremely public-friendly, super white comedy-driven music like Tenacious D and Weird Al
>Separated by track after track of extremely hardcore, dirty as shit underground rap tracks talking about rape and drugs
>Some Queen
>Del in various formats.
>>28763557
desu, I think my music library isn't that bad
except for some noisy drone Boris tracks and experimental AnCo, I think i'll be fine
>>28768741
yeah it's 2016
i don't need to spend $500 on an mp3 player
they're like $15 now
>>28768741
I just wanted a 20 dollar MP3 player and the shitbird was suggesting I get some 600 dollar samsung phone instead. Fucking cunt
My taste is pretty normie tier, other than death grips and animal collective
>>28768812
It doesn't have to be $600 of the latest garbage but have some self respect here. Invest in something decent rather than what you'd find in some dollar store.
>>28768885
If the dollar store sold mp3 players I would get one. If it broke after a year or two of use, I could just get an other one for an other couple bucks. Sounds like a good deal to me.
>>28768809
>>28768812
>Ignoring the fact that it's basically a pocket laptop at this point
You're an idiot. Smartphones are incredibly convenient. What's wrong, don't want the NSA to know you spend 20 hours a day inside your room?
>>28768934
>Smartphones are incredibly convenient.
Explain.
>>28768958
Normalfags use them to talk to eachother.
o-ok.... pls no b-bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmTaXHB6yyk
>>28768973
I have a home phone and skype. Does that count?
>>28768439
Absurd, Death in June, Triarii...the list could go on...
>>28763701
Sum 41 is great anon they've got a new album in the works
>>28763557
>be patrician Wehraboo
>only Prussian military marches in phone
>"omg Anon why are you a nazi!"
>tfw not even a nazi
>>28763557
Sure just don't fuck around with my Debian ext4 img drive, also remember to unmount it after using, can't have the file corrupting you know
If you're looking for music I have some anime opening and ending songs in an encrypted virtual drive
>tfw not even lying
Hopefully she like punk folk...
>>28763557
Rap, house, psytrance and a little touch of metal.
I doubt any girl will like my playlist.
>>28768482
The only piratable media that I pay for is music, because I work in the music industry. Everything else, like movies, tv shows, and games, I pirate.
>>28768439
https://youtu.be/5R3XkHXEJn0
https://youtu.be/uwLBvWP0rb8
https://youtu.be/tWRF2zOEtks
I hope you like Yeezy, bitch.
>letting anyone touch your phone
Get away from me you filthy whore.
>>28763557
get your own phone bitch
>>28763557
>Tupac
>Alice in Chains
>Bat for Lashes
>Bone Thugs n' Harmony
>Brad Fiedel (Terminator 2 theme)
>Bruce Falconer (DBZ soundtrack)
>Def Leppard
>Disturbed
>FOX Sports (The Fighter and the Kid podcast)
>Filter
>Godsmack
>Guns n' Roses
>Helmet
>Joe Rogan
>Joe Satriani
>Kimbra
>Korn
>Lana del Rey
>Mega Drive
>Metallica
>Michael Giacchino
>Misfits
>Ozzy Osbourne
>Pantera
>Perturbator
>Philip Glass
>Rage Against the Machine
>Sam Cooke
>Sevendust
>Smashing Pumpkins
>Soundgarden
>Stefan Molyneux
>Stone Temple Pilots
>Tool
>Top Authority
>Type O Negative
>Van Halen
>Velvet Revolver
>(13)
>mfw
she does look nice though, rapunzel fuck her
Bitches love Joe Jackson
MY NAME IS KODAK, BUT YOU KNOW DAT ALREADY
>>28769477
2/10 heres your reply
originalioliol
>>28769594
holy shit
kek'd
originalpost
>>28763557
Damn, you were almost pretty. What a shame.
4/10
haha okay okay, I'll just throw youtube on and you can pick something.
>Simon and Garfunkel
>Pink floyd
>Billy Joel
>The Animals
>Chopin
>Bach
>Tchaikovsky
>Debussy
basicly 50/50 split with more time spent with bach than any of the other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc
>here
>>28769574
I think the 13 means its his 13th photo of a girl in the back of a car
>>28769923
who is this lizard wizard
>>28770005
Man... Now i forgot who she is, but you can easily find here on r9k
>>28770053
oh is it that girl with the huge eyes that keeps getting posted?
meh
>>28767342
you're such a pussy my god. cant even handle the smallest bit of banter
>load up normie playlist before handing it
If you don't have one of these, you're shit at hiding your powerlevel
>having a phone
originalo commento
>>28770074
Yep, its her.
>>28769213
Forgot pic
Original comment by Anonymous: Always there
>not listening to German music from the 80s
Bitches love it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUdK87LWHeg
>>28766036
>>28767472
I found this the other day. What you guys think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZiHpfP7_iE
>>28765516
They're a little bit more grunge/indie pop than I'm used to, but they've got such a classic indie sound that it's going on the queue
>>28763557
Happened to me once BUT
>all music is anime shit, of course
>she gets my earplugs
>GOD THANK YOU THEY ARE CLEAR
>sweating, unsure what to choose
>suddenly enlightened by my own intelligence
>ergo proxy ost.mp3
>"Oh, Anon! I too like Radiohead! :))
Get on my level, bitches
>>28763557
hope you like IDM and synthwave
>>28767857
Hahahaha kek
>>28768511
>2016
>Not following normie consumerist trends by using music streaming services
Never gonna make it
I don't have any music on my phone. Or my computer.
But she's free to pick from my 3000+ CDs.
happened to me
>"sure :^)"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SleF8e7nCy4
>"is this horror music?"
>tfw when skacore and crust punk
>>28769110
Do they really? Last I remember the frontman was literally on the brink of death.
>current year
>listening to music
>>28770864
What kind of edgelord do you have to be to pick that track in particular when someone just wants to listen to a little bit of music
A-alright, let's try shuffle
The Body and Thou - Terrible Lie
unknown - drive.mp3 (it's a WIP track I made myself)
Hungry Ghosts - Reading Your Mail
Timbre - Sunrise
The Foc'sle Singers - Rio Grande
Boards of Canada - Kaini Industries
The Roots - Ain't Sayin' Nothin' New
Felix Mendelssohn - Symphony No. 5 in D minor, Op. 107
Bela Bartok - String Quartet No. 4 in C major, Sz. 91
Low Roar - Low Roar
Damn it. I even have some pretty poppy music but this ain't looking too good.
>>28770744
Have you posted this on /mu/ before? I think I've saw it once.
do girls like black metal?
>>28767342
>I don't know if you'll enjoy it
It's weezer every faggot high schooler knows what weezer is you dumb nigger, and be capable of being able to have a bit of back and forth banter with your classmates, chances are not everybody is mean and you are just self isolating because you are autistic
>>28771429
Probably, posted different shots of my collection from time to time. That's the newest stuff I haven't yet organized.
Bitch put your seatbelt back on. If we get in a fiery wreck I want you to suffer rather than die instantly like me.
>>28763557
>Jazz
>prog
>avant garde jazz
>art rock
S-sure
