so who would you chose?
>>28873723
>emily rudd
>innocent
>not being passed around by a handful of mediocre vegas DJs
top kekarino at judging female character based solely on appearance, m90
>>28873723
>innocent virgin isn't actually innocent
whoa what a choice op
Well if I don't remember anything then it won't really matter, will it?
Daily reminder:
URGENCY URGENCY
I fucking fucked up
>I'm 20
>neet since 4 years
>no friend, no job, never had a gf, bored of everything
>father took my computer to punish me for being a shit
>having arguments with my parents everyday, no shouting but I tell them that I won't be a wageslave and that I don't care I'm nihilistic so stop trying to get me out of my neetstyle
>My...
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>LE NEET MASTERRACE
Take note neets.
>>28873668
OP this is god your fucked lol have fun with that mess
>>28873668
This thread needs to be made daily to remind neets theyre living on life support
Humans are disgusting... Ruined so many breeds of dogs for our distorted vision...
>>28873630
Why isnt it applied to humans yet?
>>28873630
Blame kennel clubs and degenerate richfags.
But also saved them from the disparages of natural selection. They're getting a pretty sweet ride by and by
ITT: post autistic shit you did in video games
Here are my 533 lives in Super Mario World for GBA
My cousin taught me how to get the Top Secret Area, and when I did, I grinded like 300 lives for no reason. I don't remember how long it took or really anything about it. I just know it happened. I also maxed the score bar. I just remember one day seeing it look weird when I junped on a Rex, and noticing it was all 9's and one 0 at the end.
>>28873577
Being obsessed with 100%'ing JRPGS
Wow there is a lot of autistic things that i do in vidya
I remember when i was 10, i discovered on mario kart that, on levels where you drive near the sea, there were tides. So i liked to let my character next to the sea, and let the water slowly rise, pretending he was about to drown.
I also remember that, everytime i wanted to add a new coaster in RCT, i closed my park so the peeps wouldn't be freaked out because of a giant coaster popping out of nowhere
I played both runescape and minecraft
How many of you robots are actually overweight?
I feel like there's a stereotype that you're all fat, but I feel like most of you are actually skinny, or even underweight.
I didn't make this thread to judge you, I just wanted to confirm something. We're all robots here.
i'm a skinny manlet btw
the overweight basement dweller meme is perpetuated by normies as a strawman argument
most of us are average/underweight, i'd say a good portion lift to
i'm 6'0 180 dyel mode, but i dont care
>>28873555
Checked your triple
>How many of you robots are actually overweight?
I'd say 50%
>tfw my ass is so fat I sometimes get pockets of fart air stuck in between folds. This causes farts to take upwards of 1-2 hours to eventually reach the surface depending on what position I am in
My internet has gone down 3 times in the past 15 minutes if it drops 1 more time im gonna call in a bomb threat to my ISP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28873497
>if it drops 1 more time im gonna call in a bomb threat to my ISP
don't ruin a poor customer service goy's night
>>28873497
good internet ahhhhh
i taste it, i bathe in it mmmmmm
it's like clean water
straight from the tap
Comcast? Same shit here
I've had like 5 different ISPs in the last 6 years. Mostly switch because they give you promo cheap periods but seriously they all are jewwing me. They think it's fine to have intermittent outages at like 2:30 am but hahahaha I never sleep so fuck you. I'm o tired.
how do u deal with nose hair guys
>>28873416
Nose hair trimmer?
>>28873416
rip em out pussy
They have nose hair trimmers.
Alternatively, nail scissors.
Alternatively alternatively, pluck them out.
>15yo (white) high school student gangbanged by 25 (black) guys in school bathroom, videos posted on snapchat (Florida)
http://www.news-press.com/story/news/education/2016/05/20/south-fort-myers-high-teens-sex-school-bathroom/84650742/
>Passed out 16yo girl gangraped by 30 guys (Brazil), videos posted on twitter
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/27/30-men-raped-teenage-girl-then-put-images-and-video-on-twitter-5907775/
Why do such events keep occurring on an almost daily basis?
Sauce on the video?
For research purposes only haha
Kill all nigger trash
>such events occurring on an almost daily basis
dude there's 2 isolated cases. 2. you're making it it to be an epidemic or something. They're shocking and deplorable, yes, but stop acting like this is common place
Do I really have to go to /lgbt/ to find a qt trap bf?
>>28873169
No, you can try the trap/tranny/cd threads on /soc/ too
>>28873169
you could try grindr my gay friend
>>28873489
but I want an online bf tho not something irl
What's your favorite beer?
bump
original c0mmentu
yuengling
>>28873164
black cat reserve ruby ale by moorhouse
i don't usually drink alcohol but i like the taste of ruby ales and dark ales
What are robots favorite snacks?
Pic related
>>28873144
ur mom's cavernous pussy
>>28873144
Robots should not be allowed to enjoy things
>>28873144
Fig rolls and Dr. Pepper
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Never understood why they made buzz so tiny in early development
my whole life has been a waste, nothing but leeching off of others and pathetic attention seeking . I am only alive because i am too cowardly to kill myself
>>28873151
He's a tiny little fella, isn't he? What a guy.
>>28873154
Alrighty then!
>tfw no pancake belly gf
>>28873057
I dated a girl almost exactly like this, but slightly bigger tits and much prettier eyes. She was really sweet and fun to be with.
>>28873090
post fucking pictures
Not gonna lie, this got me hard. Theres just something about chubby and messy women that get me off.
Why won't you let your parents help you?
They just want you to be successful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
>>28872906
They don't. That's why we're here.
>>28872906
Are you fucking retarded?
Like seriously.
What the fuck is your problem?
I wish you had a trip so I could find you and punch you square in the nose you fucking cuck.
Do you seriously not care right now?
You're a fucking loser, Frendo.
How haven't you just killed yourself yet?
Do you have no shame?
If you did you'd be dead and the entire world didn't notice some cocksucker strangling himself with the same belt his father used to discipline his worthless faggot son.
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>>28873119
nice copypasta dude o.o
If everybody had a gun, would that put an end to gun violence?
>>28872839
Then every altercation would turn into a wild west gunfight....
actually that doesn't sound half bad.
>>28872839
i'd try to go on a spree. hopefully it would cause a riot and everyone would start shooting themselves.
Possible, mutually assured desturction kept the world from exploding, it could work for guns. Pull a gun, get shot by everybody in the general vicinity.