so who would you chose?
>>28873723
>emily rudd
>innocent
>not being passed around by a handful of mediocre vegas DJs
top kekarino at judging female character based solely on appearance, m90
>>28873723
>innocent virgin isn't actually innocent
whoa what a choice op
Well if I don't remember anything then it won't really matter, will it?
Is the ex-slut a roastie from her past tho? That could really make it or break it.
>>28873800
Innocent when you meet. Not so innocent after that.
>>28873801
You'll meet the girl and form a relationship. You won't have memory of your choice.
>>28873723
>slut
>kept clean after 200+ cocks
that's not how promiscuity or condoms work. enjoy your herpwarts.
i'd almost say i'd rather be alone than either of these, but i'd probably jump at the chance to fuck and chuck the innocent virgin with the foreknowledge that she would have become a worthless cheating whore anyway.
right
i don't fall in love and i imagine that after i lose my virginity to a pretty girl i'll gain confidence and fuck other girls
she can be my FWB if i'm allowed to fuck other girls, otherwise no dice
>>28873723
these are both horrible choices of shit-tier women, op. with the specific stipulation that you don't have any memory of your choice the only sane answer is no gf.
>>28873833
>that's not how promiscuity or condoms work
I mean wizards don't exist either. It's just a theoretical question.
>take innocent girl's virginity
>give her one last passionate kiss after making love, then viciously strangle her to death, staring romantically into her eyes as you shed a single tear
Two birds, one stone
>>28873723
The ex-slut is the patrician choice. A companion lacking loyalty isn't a companion at all.
>>28873723
>he fell for le innocent girl meme
>>28873864
>give her one last passionate kiss after making love, then viciously strangle her to death, staring romantically into her eyes as you shed a single tear
You won't remember the rules of the gf, so you won't know she's going to cheat. For arguments sake, you'll believe she's loyal.
But yeah, if you're the kind of person who strangles after sex then this could happen.
>>28873723
Ex-slut, I've already been down the other path and its not worth it.
>>28873800
>whoa what a choice op
i dont think ops choice is supposed to be easy. i think this is more of a "would you rather drown or burn alive" sort of question where both answers are shit
unless you go for no gf but i guess you wont get to fuck
The main reason to avoid sluts in real life is because in all likelihood they will continue to be sluts and will cheat on you. In this hypothetical the former slut will literally never cheat on you, so obviously she is the superior choice.
>>28873932
>>28873928
>>28873886
proof that a girls past actually doesn't matter
>>28873723
fuck this shit. this is a bullshit dichotomy that will just make you feel hopeless about relationships.
Yeah, I don't care for either of those options. And since it says I -may- choose, I choose to tell the wizard to fuck off. Probably save myself a few hundred thousand bucks and at least one stress-induced heart attack, too.
Secret Option C: 2D girls. The one truth. The only justice.
>>28873723
I'd wonder 'why is the wizard doing this to me?'
>>28873723
...Wait, anal isn't even considered 'particularly kinky' anymore? Holy shit, things have changed in the last 20 years.
>>28873947
Not really, no. OP's pic states that the "innocent" girl will cheat on you in the future, which no man wants. The ex-slut will never cheat. Do you think this is applicable in real life? No.
>>28873723
ex slut for sure. I didn't even read the virgin's description but if she's shit at sex and a virgin over the age of 21 she's clearly got mental issues and/or believes in fairytales.
>>28874072
What is your fucking damage, Chad McRightLibertarian?
>>28874125
My damage? McRIGHTLIBERTARIAN!!!!!
I AM A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST BERNIEBRO FOR LIFE. A GIRL'S PAST DOESN'T DEFINE HER
>>28873864
epic as fuck post my man
>>28873723
Fuck the virgin, blow her head off with a shotgun when she cheats.
No gf please
They're all piss annoying anyway
>>28873723
ex slut sounds awesome. why does r9k have a complex with the virgin thing i swear its literally just contrarianism. id rather have a girl that knows how to do stuff like it would be romantic the alpha chick and the robot i can see it now
If you refuse then the wizard will train you in his ways.
I value loyalty but i value learning how to cast fireball more
Neither.
I would choose neither.
>>28873723
left, no question
Ex-slut, without a doubt. I'd rather have a certified loyal slut instead of a cheating virgin.
>>28873723
I rather remain without gf. Neither option is tempting. One is a whore and the other one will become a whore eventually. No thanks
Fuck all that noise, I'll remain girlfriendless.
>>28873990
This desu
Oregane and other commentos
Both are shit due to you ultimately either becoming literally cucked or being cucked preemptively
