Some brony, furry, weabo (into loli shit) wants to pay me to teach him how to make cs go maps..
What do? i might have to voice chat with him.
I'm already disgusted.
>>28906459
Tell him no.
>>28906459
take his money and shut off all contact
be sure to insult him after the former, but before the latter
>>28906473
I thought i about squeezing as much money out of him as possible though. But fuck man.. He's disgusting.
Who /lonelyperson/ here?
I can't develop relationships.
I've got thousands of acquaintances and I can easily talk to people, but my friendships never evolve beyond that. This is both online and in real life.
It's funny, because the thought of dying alone and being forgotten really doesn't bother me.
Am I alone in this regard?
Is there something wrong with me?take two
I have extreme difficulty in developing real relationships, and I'm also perpetually afraid that if/when I do, it will eventually end in harm caused to the other individual. That's been proven right more than once. I want a girlfriend, but I also don't want to ruin some girls life, so I won't even try.
Same here.
I consider myself as a force. Don't need the others, I can do well on my own. It gives me strength.
>>28906399
Oh god
This is literally me.
At least we aren't alone in the sense that not everyone else is not alone either.
>go on omegle
>write r9k into the interests
>everyone you meet is a fucking normie
bumping for omegle thread
>it's a "normie wants to be edgy" episode
>>28906595
>implying im trying to be edgy
>tfw College ended for the year
>moved back home with parents
>bf went away with his family for memorial day weekend
>realize that I literally have no friends other than my bf
>spent all weekend sitting around in my parents house watching netflix and eating ice cream
>bf cant even skype with me or text me that often because his bitch mom makes him go out to family dinners ever night and shitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>bf broke up with me
>I didn't have sex for 2 whole days until I found a new one
>felt so isolated during that time
So glad I have this outlet to share my feels
>>28906343
>1 year ago
>bf broke up with me
>Got angry at him
>fucked a thugg ass black man I met at a bar that night
>felt really bad about it after and felt guilty
dont do this
>>28906225
>sick so i couldn't fug my bf's tight butthole this weekend
>it's a wagecucks return to slavery tomorrow episode
NEETbux come in on Monday boys.
>>28906215
Memorial Day you retard, no one working.
>>28907552
>Expecting NEETs to have an education
>>28907552
Neets spend so much time alone and friendless they don't even know Monday is a holiday
Fucking retards
Kek
Any other wagekeks hate working with qts? I have to work with a qt who is 16 today. We are just ignoring each other, except when I tell her to do something which hasn't happened cause no one is coming in here.
literally one hour of complete silence now, sitting here doing nothing on our phones.
I'm going to die a virgin.
atleast you have qts where you work at
my job has nothing but men
>>28906655
Why is having qt coworkers good though? I prefer working with men, I hate having to Jack off til my dick is sore just so I don't spend the whole shift staring at them. I can't do anything about it anyway and even if I did I'd just be using her for sex. Goddamn it I'd rather work with the semi sperg who constantly complains about his shitty second job cause it's fun hearing about his retarded coworkers.
I think I'm going insane.
After being socially isolated for years and hikikomori for the past few months, I think I'm finally beginning to crack. Here are my symptoms:
>talk to myself about anything, from the weather to hypothetical situations
>when I play video games I punch myself in the face and scream when I lose a game
>Constant visual snow
>In my mind I can form coherent thoughts but when i try and speak it comes out as a complete...
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>>28906071
I'm glad I'm not you nigguh. Get a hobby faggot fuck.
>>28906071
I've been lost it for 3 years
go outside
go to gym
get a job
read some books
become a stoic
dress better
shave
its not hard anon
just requires some work and discipline
if you can even manage that, then youre really fucked
>t. trespassing normie
The mark of a beta male is an inability to understand that women are fundamentally different from himself.
Austists cannot understand that everyone sees the world different from themselves and they are outcasts thus
Know Oh KHV that there are a billion years between a man and women of coevolent evolution.
>i believe girls are magic creatures demanding of special treatment as they are fundamentally different from me
shit hypothesis senpai
>>28906081
They are. That is why you are still a virgin.
The picture you're posting is shooped as fuck. I wouldn't be calling anyone a virgin while posting crap like that
Is becoming a girl the only way to escape the robot life?
When is it too late to start to transition?
I am 18 is that ok?
Also I am super masculine I am scared it will backfire and I will look like an ugly feminine guy
>>28905816
>becoming a girl
kek
>>28905816
Yeah. I hope in my lifetime brain transplants are possible. Imagine your brain being put into the body of a 12 year old girl.
>your parents fucked
>>28905799
>your parents fucked you up
>you watched your parents fuck
>>28906116
o man pls dont remind me of this
Why dont you try LSD anon? It might save you from this place. (I'm mostly on /fit/ now)
>do lsd a few times alone
>wait a month for my next tab (225ug)
>have to do something the next day but i thought i would be able to fall asleep (did it at night)
>turns out the tab was actually 300+ ug
>completely mind fucked (was amazing)
>start to realise that i'm not gonna be sober enough...
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>>28905612
Im on lsd right now
the tabs are on my tongue
I have LSD many times,
Psilocybin either
MDMA either
Everything was fine for that time even week after, sometimes month but I always go back even you post this here for some reason
>>28905629
I hope you have a bad trip my man. It's hell but it's those experiences that change you maynee
Strong women
Good thread desu senpai tbo.
>>28905550
saved
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch represents what being "red pilled" meant before reddit stole the meme
>my mother also founded Nintendo on the moon
You have the chance to blackmail a qt and demand ONE thing, whatever it may be. What would you do? I'll start:
> Eat an entire jar of mayonnaise
>go ask out the boy you like while I watch
>>28905517
I'll find the most disgusting fucker and tell her to give him the full service and anything else that he may want.
>>28905517
>come to school wearing cosplay for a whole week and if anyone asks why just smile at them :)
>watching femdom porn
>the "sub" is a muscular tattooed Chad
Why are the directors of these movies not even trying to make it appear realistic?
>>28905488
You got cucked again 3bh
lol virgin creep BTFO
ello me mates;)))here is your mate wiIliem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))
ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like...
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You decide! Whichever side has the most votes wins. This fucker has been pissing me off for years and my mother won't get rid of it. So I've decided to take justice into my own hands.
Yes do it
Right now thankd
Shoot your foot instead.
In 2 hours which ever choice has the most votes wins. I can't wait