You decide! Whichever side has the most votes wins. This fucker has been pissing me off for years and my mother won't get rid of it. So I've decided to take justice into my own hands.
Yes do it
Right now thankd
Shoot your foot instead.
In 2 hours which ever choice has the most votes wins. I can't wait
>>28905514
This is what OP deserves for even entertaining this idea.
OP, shoot your foot.
>>28905532
Make a fucking strawpoll. Geez.
>>28905485
I fucking hate cats so do it
i'll give you $1100 if you come shoot me instead
Shoot yourself instead
lol he thinks he can hit a cat
>>28905485
Shoot yourself, faggot.
Shoot your foot, faggot.
H-hehe... l-look mummy, it's just like call of duty!
>>28905485
also post results.
very original
Shoot yourself or your mum instead, faggot
>>28905485
shoot the cat cats are faggots
>>28905579
Ikr? Atleast some people have good spirit cats are scum and are basically like jews
>>28905485
>TFW own gun but not shooting yourself
>>28905485
OFFICAL STRAWPOLL HERE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10342848
>>28905485
Destroy the cat
>>28905628
Why shoot myself when I can shoot the cat? Shit fir brains. Some people...
Do it OP!!!
oreegaanooo
Give it to a shelter.
timestamp. also do it outside. it'll be messy. very messy.
>>28905485
RECORD AND UPLOAD TO YOUTUBE
>>28905646
>Shit fir brains
>fir
Yes, do it dood
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decimate the kitty
Bunch of Redditors here defending the cat, why? It's such a shitty animal.
>>28905663
this, better it be scared and away from it's home for 2 weeks before it dies.
Time stamp with your moms tits or I call bs
>>28905713
cats>dogs
roginal
>>28905713
im not defending the cat
i just want op to die
>>28905485
don't do it you turbo sperg.
>>28905713
exactly, when did Tumblr and leddit unite? They seem to be the only sites that like cats
>>28905573
You don't have the rhyme. You don't have the balls, kid. You know why? Because you're a big fat pussy
I have overpowered him. He is dead.
>>28905742
Dogs are loyal, cats are arseholes; nothing more to it. OP is also about to blast a hole into that feline parasite.
>>28905781
>nothing more to it
if you are a simpleton
yes you nigger
I'm all for OP shooting the cat but he could at least take it outside and kill it.
I don't think cleaning up mess will be fun.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10342942
Lets see what /r9k/ want's to see.
>>28905780
Fuck you cat
>>28905573
>op tries to shoot mommies cat
>misses and blows a hole in his laptop
do it anyway faggot.
you're not gonna shoot the cat, you love that faggot
in the end you won't be able to bring yourself to
>>28905514
>>28905540
>>28905563
>>28905570
>>28905602
>>28905663
>>28905750
Wtf is wrong with you people? I mean look at the lil bitch. She's fuckinh asking for it. Anyone who says differant is a beta cuckold trying to get some pussy. Peta fags
>>28905757
I remember when I was 14 and cared about such petty things.
>>28905828
Anal pained, cat owning redditor detected
do it
oregano
I vote OP shoots himself.
Ignore the tumblr fags, shoot it anyway.
orignaliomaximio
Don't do it, man. Don't do it.
>>28905841
Would you stop wasting time and shoot the shitbag?
>>28905757
Fucking newfag cancer FUCK GET OFF MY BOARD GET OFF MY 4CHAN FUCKING REEEEE
>>28905485
FUCK YOU OP THAT KITTY DINDU NUFFIN
>>28905840
OP is a good-for-nothing edgey faggot
>>28905841
again, i dont care about the cat
op just needs to die
>>28905757
/b/ had caturday before reddit even existed you retarded new Fag.
Where do you think lolcats came from? Fucking mongoloid, get cancer you piece of shit.
>>28905699
Thisis a pretty funny pasta. It is now mine.
shoot a normie instead
>>28905857
>likes cats
>automatically a redditor
>>28905841
he's so comfy
catoriginal
>>28905934
Oh, I'm doing that next Tuesday ;)
>>28905841
KILLLLL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT
DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT
>>28905841
The strawpol doesn't lie you faggot.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10342942/r
>>28905757
>Newfag doesn't even know about Caturday
Fuck, I guess the summerbabbies are already here.
>>28905913
You're the newfag. Getting so assblasted about a cat. Your life is that pathetic. How about you take OP's gun and shoot yourself you parasite
>>28905757
Log in / Register
r/copypasta
in fact FUCK YOU FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
u/lapis_shady47d, 20h
in fact FUCK YOU FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO BE GASSED LIKE THE JEWS, EXCEPT YOU FAGGOTS ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. THE HOLOCAUST IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU MONGOLOIDAL MOTHERFUCKERS. SUCK A BARBED COCK AND CHOKE ON IT YOU BASTARD. EVERY TIME I SEE PEOPLE LIKE YOU I PRAY FOR A FUCKING NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE. THE DAY YOU GET CANCER WILL BE THE HAPPIEST FUCKING DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE. I WOULD GO TO YOUR FUNERAL JUST TO MASTURBATE IN THE BACK ROW THEN EJACULATE AS YOUR FAMILY BURSTS INTO TEARS OVER THE LOSS OF YOUR SHIT ASS. I HOPE 4 THUGS RAPE YOU ON THE WAY HOME FROM YOUR JOB AND SODOMIZE YOU WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR UNTIL YOU NEED AN ALOE VERA ENEMA JUST TO STOP FROM SCREAMING IN AGONY.
>>28905514
This is what my vote goes to
what's the most humane way to euthanize one of those little aquarium fishes? asking for a friend.
>>28905977
If I had OPs gun I would shoot OP then myself.
plot twist: cat is already dead
http://www.strawpoll.me/10343029
since OP is a fag
Im preparing the death ritual and then going to the bathroom. Then the grand execution shall commence, fellow robots. I thought you had all surpassed moral code? Shame on you redditor fags.
>>28905998
You'd shoot the cat since you don't actually really like them. You normie
>>28905857
So I'm a redditor because I have 4 cats?
I mean your not wrong, I go on there for the niche subreddits like /r/EliteDangerous to keep up with updates for games and such
>>28906034
Good man OP, be sure to take a big shit before you kill the bastard.
>>28906034
make a webm if you're actually going to do it
>>28905514
This but aim at your head instead.
>>28905573
dumb nigger neet you aint doing shit nigguh. If you shoot your cat your mommy will lock you away in a pshycho ward so no more tendies for your faggot ass.
>>28906064
Sure thing, ring-a-ding!
Leave cat alone faggot stroke his nice warm fur and feel happy instead
>>28905485
Don't.
Not because I love cats but because you'll go to prison.
>>28906048
>What, I'm a redditor? I'm only in reddit but I'm not a redditor
Just like the normies here saying
>I SWEAR I'm a robot no girls want me
>except for this time I has sex :DD still a robot guys, right??
>>28906048
>says he browses reddit but says he doesn't
What
>>28906098
They don't have my IP though, do they anon. ;)
>>28906098
This.
If you're not posting with a vpn or whatever the hell people use nowadays don't do it because you might get doxxed
>>28906102
I wasn't saying I wasn't a redditor
I was just saying it's stupid to make assumptions about someone because they prefer certain pets
I have a Bobbit Worm too so it balances out
>>28906126
They are so used to doublethink that it manifests in their everyday speech.
>>28906048
If you decided to hang yourself, your cats would feast on your body and would have to be put down.
How dare you like other websites.
It's an air rifle you faggot, you can't kill shit with it.
>>28905485
>>28905492
>>28905552
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>>28905579
>>28905609
>>28905634
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>>28905660
>>28905664
>>28905672
>>28905694
>>28905706
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>>28905821
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>>28905886
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>>28906127
Go back to your containment board you edgy summerfaggots.
>>>/b/You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (8.63% content).
>>28906155
He can smash the cat with it
>>28906127
OP won't do it. OP is yellow as the sun
>>28906126
See
>>28906151
holy shit this is so original
>>28906036
I'd shoot myself before I'd shoot a cat. I've sacrificed hours of my life taking my cat outside because he's too retarded to survive outside in his own.
dogs are better only if you are shepherd or a hunter, or you need a dog at your gate to bark
cats are superior when it comes to mice catching but dogs can do that too
as pets it's just a matter of preference
>>28906131
Don't worry, anon. I know you guys are on my side and have my back :) even the guys calling me a faggot. They're just jealous they didnt do what they should've done to their pet many years ago. Think of the financial increase I'll get! I can't fucking wait. Soon I'll be able to play Doom on a ps4! YIPEE
>>28906162
Haven't been to /b/ in a while however since /b/ is now a normie board I imagine they'd protest to what OP is doing.
>>28906153
No, he's just a dyslexic faggot that doesn't know how to read. I even explicitly stated that the person I was replying too wasn't wrong about me being a redditor
>>28906205
Fair enough, fuck off to reddit so.
OP shoot your self instead
>>28905857
reddit = dogs
4chan = cats
>>28906190
You have to shoot it 20 times to kill it with that air rifle, you edgy faggot.
>>28906193
r9k is a normie board too (since at least 2011, probably before)
This is just a cat. Don't shoot it up
>>28906252
Nah, his odds are pretty high if he aims for the eye at point blank.
>>28906266
You mean we've had a normie infestation since 2011, /r9k/ will always remain as the indistinguishable robot board.
>>28905485
Let the kitty go! Shoot me instead
>would be offended if OP was gonna torture cat
>being shot will probably be much nicer than a housecat's standard kidney failure death
>somebody will finally have to accept that OP's lost his marbles
Shoot the cat, net suffering in the world will be lessened.
Cats are the most beta pet
Thing is anon, if you dislike the cat and kill it you're only going to piss off your mother - the only person in the world who probably tolerates you.
>>2890(switched_to_computer,_broken_spacebar)
It's..._an_air_rifle._For_hunting_very_small_game._At_close_range_I_could_shoot_it_to_4chan_Hell,_where_it_belongs._Trust_me_friend,_it's_a_little_bit_more_powerful_than_a_bb_gun...Just_a_little_:^)_By_the_end_of-the_day_I'll_be_a_true_British_hero,_cleansing_the_scum_of_the_streets._Cats_are_just_like_jews,_stealing_our_resources.
Don't shoot it. Do something creative and funny. There's no good cat images aside from zippo cat and nigger kick cat. I always wanted a gif of a cat being microwaved.
Just wonder why you faggots hate cats, they are pretty much a robot too, they hate everything, they like to stay comfy and are really chill. Anyway just shoot it, it's not my cat, and momma gonna kick your ass after it.
After this go suck Chads dick
>>28905841
if I don't see a picture of a bloody pussy by the end of this thread, then please consider suicide you nigger
if you shoot your cat you are retarded
>>28906383
Under what premise is OP retarded?
this thread is fucking stupid. Op probabily doesn't even hate his cat. Stop feeding b8 threads you idiots
>>28906346
Because cats remind me of myself
Done. Shot it in the back of the head. It's shaking for some reason. Not much blood.
>>28906388
Because he's letting an animal with a brain size much more less significant than his piss him off to the extent that he wants to kill it. That's pretty retarded.
>>28905944
>uses dank ebbin maymays xdd
>likes cats
>not a lebbitor
okay buddy
>>28906411
kek at least you got dubs pussy
>>28906411
Show entry wound to prove it faggot
>>28906411
This thread sucks.
It's not an original post because we're all thinking the same thing.
>>28906411
nice try faglord
>>28906411
You're going to need to provide another angle of the bullet wound otherwise I'm calling bullshit.
>>28906346
My dog is pretty much a robot he only eats tendies and Reeeees when someone walks by
he also hates roasties
>>28906411
Yeah yeah. Epic thread op. Actually shoot yourself, though.
>>28906388
-will have to cleanup the mess
-mom will put him in the mental ward
-he will regret it, because he seems reluctant do do it now
Shes still alive. Going to shoot again.
>>28906411
>OP literally is an edgy teenager
wewlad
>>28906411
The cringe level is over 9000 lmao. Off yourself
>>28906460
Well don't delay.
>>28905913
>calling me a newfag
That's rich. I've been here 5 years.
>>28906411
>no blood
i take it that your cat is a synth
This is haram OP
I declare jihad on this board
>>28906460
>You actually shot it
>>28906485
Get off my board shit skin
>>28906510
Don't you want to feel the power of Allah within you?
>>28906414
>liking cats is now a reddit thing
fuck, it's really time to leave this place
>>28906460
did you just fake blood with your shit?
OP why have you still not shot yourself
>>28906460
>ketchup
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWfa13jWeZE
OP you're on the wrong board, this isn't /b/
>>28906315
>>238
>0.00% content masterrace hahaha wowow this comment very orignal hahaha xd
>shooting an innocent animal because "im epic edgy man who does gore on internet"
at least contain yourself on /b/ where all the other 15 year olds are
They are really small. Huh. Shes just crying and limping about and shit. Ill aim for the heart. She already has a pellet in her leg from when I was younger. Mom never knew
>>28906460
What a fucking pathetic thread.
>>28906537
By all means leave.
>>28906535
Allah can suck my benis
>>28906460
>smears ketchup on towel
>doesn't show bullet wound
How do you expect us to believe this, faggot?
>>28906575
>air rifle
wtf
op is a faggot AND a pansy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGr2Ug1nu4A
>>28906575
OP, you are legit retarded
I would use a .22 on a cat, pellet rifles are for squirrels and birds
Or you could NOT be a faggot for once and don't shoot the cat
OP you still haven't shot yourself, do that
>>28906594
I haven't ate in hours, that food looks fucking good
>>28906594
You can suck on my plane's benis
>>28906575
> When I was younger
> Mom never knew
Cat's have a life expectsncy of 15 years. So basically you're an edgy teen that fiddles around with an air rifle and is afraid of his mom. You are a fucking laughing stock here, kid.
>>28906460
This is the fakest thing I've ever seen.
Tipped off the FBI just in case though. Animal abusers deserve to rot.
>>28906575
you need help, more so than the average robot
>>28906624
dude_I'm_15._I_bought_the_air_rifle_illegally._Anyways_i'm_saving_up_for_a_hunting_coachgun._mom_should_be_back_soon
>>28905742
>faggot beta cuck detected
>>28906666
>How do I copypaste space
Wasted quads.
OP here, sorry for being a faggot
>>28906460
fraudulent and homoerotic
>>28906651
just_innocent_teenage_shenanigans_man._Lay_off_it._I'm_bored,_big_deal
>>28906666
Ban in 3...
2...
1....
Nice quads tho
>>28906687
it isn't okay family
>>28906695
aww shit I'm too newfag, just realized it was copypasta
>>28906162
>uproariously faggot beta cuck detected
Why the fuck did people reply to this thread
>>28906713
i mean senpai what was he thinking???
>>28906732
idk familia, he's a madman
>also ayy lmao
>>28906713
>>28906732
let's nuke this board phams
>>28906724
Because we faggots? Including (you)
>>28906713
does the probe contain my sides?
>>28906751
who are you desu senpai
>>28906774
An Elite: Dangerous player desu
did op finally shoot himself repeatedly in the dick?
>>28906769
no but this one does
>>28906811
>not playing Herbal Space Program
>>28906813
>tfw same probe
>>28906825
>Not playing Space Logistics: The Game, where there are planets with such little gravity that they are shaped like potatoes
>>28906841
>nigguh
yeah it's original
>>28906660
True.
Robots don't like people. Cats never made the outcasts here what they are today. They're actually comforting and kind to fuck ups. They're like the fuck up's animal of choice.
You made a mistake coming here, OP. You're the garbage of society robots try to avoid.
>>28906247
I hope your mother supervises your internet activity. Now kill yourself
If_any_of_you_want_to_genuinely_know_who_I_am,_go_over_to_/soc/._Im_the_one_who_asks_if_im_cute._I'm_pretty_much_a_4chan_meme._And_im_only_a_newfag,_hehe
sleep tight, kitters
This board is so shit during American hours on a weekend. Hopefully Donald Trump solves this issue http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-wants-to-ban-the-internet-will-ask-bill-gates-to-close-it-up-a6764396.html
>>28906966
That's only to block third-worlders from using the internet to recruit americans for their cause.
Probably one of the worst platforms Donald Trump took, as it showed he clearly isn't tech-savvy.
>>28906948
Here is OP
Also you severely overestimate your 4chan meme status. Owning a jacket like that does not make you a meme, just because you reminded someone of Brandon.
>>28907044
KEK op looks like a fucking autist
please off yourself
>>28907044
When will you shoot yourszelf?
>>28907044
>>28907174
Normally I don't say this, but post-cum clarity is actually confirming he's an autist
