>your parents fucked
>>28905799
>your parents fucked you up
>you watched your parents fuck
>>28906116
o man pls dont remind me of this
>>28906116
>have friends over
>parents fuck
>>28905799
they shoudn't have
now I have to end the male line
My parents have and continue to fuck at 50 and 60 (good for them).
I've always heard it, and have know what exactly it was since I was 10, by now I'm immune to it.
>grandfather raped grandmother
>mother fucked a druggie
Even my origin story is shit.
>mom asks me to get her purse from her room
>walk into mom and dad's room
>a pink jelly dildo the size of my forearm is lying on the bed
>walk out of mom and dad's room without the purse
>drive away
>your parents fucked when they were younger than you are now
>it's your mom fucks her boyfriend in the next room episode
OH PLEASE GOD KILL ME!!
>fucking in my room
>hear thumping upstairs
>parents also fucking
>tfw your mom tells you one of your sisters was a happy little accident
>tfw your mom reveals that your father and her fucked just for the fun of it
I almost threw up on her
>>28906965
>mom told me I was the accident
>described the night of my conception, a bluegrass concert
>also said they were drunk on tequila
>>28906832
>parents used to leave their used birth control things in their bed
>to this day have no idea what the fuck method they were using
They were like tubes with wax in them.
>>28906995
>>28906965
>tfw you were on purpose but are a massive disappointment
>tripping on Benadryl
>have an audio hallucination of parents having sex in room next to mine
>no one was home
>everyone in the family has dark hair and eyes
>be blond and blue eyed
>>28907154
>everyone in the family is human
>be forged in the fires of perdition and sent by lucifer to end humanity
>tfw your mother had 6 abortions before you
>tfw you're suicidal and depressed
>tfw parents married when mom already 4 months pregnant
>tfw your first action was to ruin dad's plans
>tfw it only went downhill from there
>you were an ecstacy-baby
>>28907095
>tfw the first after a series of miscarriages and stillbirths
I'm young and hope to be somewhat successful in one regard. I don't know if it will happen. I hope it does for their sake.
>>28907154
>only one in family with aspergers
something happy happened in February's brother and i were born in octobers, three years and three days apart...or it could just been a consequence that happened.
>>28907480
>You're the only one in the family with aspergers, bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, chronic depression
I was the only one diagnosed, so I'm assuming what I've said is the case. Fuck my life
>>28906705
>Eating fruit roll ups and playing atv off road fury for the ps2 with my bro all night
>Suddenly hear bed creaking from the floor above, my parents room
>Creaking gets louder and in rapid succession
>Mom let's out a loud slutty moan
>Friend and I are sitting awkwardly in silence, staring at the four wheelers on the screen while my parents fuck like rabbits upstairs
End my life
>>28906877
>tfw raped as a child
>>28907555
February fourteenth, Valentine's day.
>one night at friends out
>playing Naruto Shippuden UNS3 on ps3 about 12hrs
>at 2pm moaning can be heard from my friends parents bedroom
>his mother was shouting with pleasure
>we stare at TV without a word
>i get huge boner
>my friend is heavily sweating, than turned up volume
>still hear his mother
>after her orgasm, i said i have forget something and went home and masturbate
>after half a hour i came back as nothing happens
>>28906832
>Mom is at the store
>be me 10 years old home alone
>Starts to look for stuff to play with
>Mom always has fun promo knick knacks like keychains and shades
>wanders around her room opening shit
>opens her night stand drawer
>finds a beaded translucent jelly bracelet with vibrating pill in the middle
>is obsessed with Hexbugs
>thinks the vibrating pill is for a Hexbug Nano
>Thinks I have found the perfect toy
> Rips the silicone part off my Hexbug Nano and places it on the pill
> Wears the bracelet having shits and giggles until I pass out in the living room
>Wakes up
>bracelet is off my wrist
>Asks mom what happened to my Hexbug bracelet
>Looks at me very disappointed
>Gives me the skin of my Hexbug and recedes back into her room
>I fix my Hexbug then go back to sleep
>Tfw didn't find out what the bracelet was until 3 years later
>>28905799
Im absolutely positive that my parents never had sex after i was born.
They dont even sleep in the same bed anymore ffs.
Yesterday we had guests. My mom trveled through half the town and spent the night at grandma's just to avoid sleeping with my father.
What does this mean /r9k/?
>>28907997
Acorn penis?
>>28907216
Lucius, is that you?
>it's quite likely that one of your parents cucked the other and the other is none the wiser
>>28907997
My mother and father are very frigid with each other as well. No terms of endearment, only first names. Rarely touch each other at all, virtually never hug or kiss. Can literally never recall a time when they slept in the same bed. Sometimes I think that might be an influencing factor on my roboness but then again there are people with divorced parents who do alright so it's probably just me.
>I shared bedroom with my parents until I was 10. Not enough bedrooms at home.
>I used to wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of them having sex
>Can still remember the smell of burned rubber now
>I honestly believe this is why I can relate to how pornstars tend to describe their fucked up sexuality
>>28907942
that's bretty hot anon
your mom is a dirty lady
>>28905799
>my parents fucked
>I won't
>>28905799
>your parents fucked
>your life sucked
>your parents had a healthy life of procreation
>your life consists of addictive masturbation
>>28911402
>tfw 22 year old virgin
>my dad took me on a tour of his old neighborhood
>kept pointing out houses of the girls he fucked
>>28907154
>parents are normal
>you're too retarded to understand recessive genes
>>28911392
You being alive right now is the result of people fucking for over 2000 years.
And you'll stop right there. Feel sorry for your cavemen ancestors.
>>28912435
My father is probably happy he has another, better son.
>>28912401
what are you taIking about anon
>dad gets tipsy a week ago
>confesses to me that he had a business trip 10~ years ago where he banged some arabian chick
>he went back recently for more work stuff and saw the same woman
>she has a new kid with her husband who looks a hell of a fucking lot like me and has blue eyes
>>28905799
no they didn't, i am a product of artificial insemination and i have no soul or place in life. i'm not supposed to exist.
>>28907903
>sleep over at friends place
>chicken nuggets and late night ps3
>go down stars bymyself to get more soda
>hear friends parents fucking
>loud mom moans
>get instant boner
>they stop
>friends mom come into the kitchen
>me standing looking at fridge, pretending I can find the soda then I find it.
>look over at her
>see her saggy hangers for a second as she walked past me adjusted her robe
>run back up stairs
>use the bathroom
>furiously fap into sink
>cam buckets
>rejoined friend playing ps3 like nothing happened.
>Everyone in family is a normie
>Everyone except me
Kill me now.
>family is full of oblivious autists, myself included but not to their degree
>>28912706
alleles for blonde hair and blue eyes are recessive (there are some complications but that's basically the story), so two people with dark hair and eyes can both carry the genes and thereby have children with light hair and eyes. i implied that the poster i was responding to was stupid for not knowing this.
>>28907555
>My sister and I were both born on January
>April is 9 months before January
>My parents anniversary is in April
