Accidentally left a tab with /r9k/ open on the desktop and my wife started browsing through it. She was mostly mad at the nude pics and gore, but wondered why am I browsing a misogynist child cartoon forum. She is pretty fucking mad, I had no good explaination other than "it's funny!".
Good thing I don't save any pics or pepes.
Does your wife's son know?
How would your wife know the significance of a pepe if she has no idea what 4chan/r9k is?
Shitty plothole, turns this mediocre bait into absolute garbage 2/10, kill yourself.
>>28954731
>wife
We don't want you here, Norman.
Do you like tomboys, /r9k/?
Everyone likes tomboys.
Nobody likes girly men.
>>28954669
>implying I'm not all over trap ass
>>28954660
Yeah. Tomboys are the best kind of gril.
Post autism shoes
>>28954627
pick up all the fly honeys when i rock these bad boys.
Nike Air Monarchs: The footwear of royalty
New balance are comfy though
>bitch's dating profile says "my kids are my world"
>>28954618
>I'm a free spirit
>I have a bubbly personality
>Degree: University of Life
>Career: Full time mommy :)
>"if you can't handle me on my worst..."
>>28954618
>"I like Partying"
>afew lines later
>love me a good night sleep
ONE
OF
TWO
I have to get a part time job, I've been a neet for the past 2 years but i need something to get me going now. I dont really need much, so what would be the lowest hour job i could get per week?
>>28954615
Thisis a tricky question.
>>28954615
My loser friend worked at Wal-mart like once a week for four hours unloading shipments (he got fired for being so fucking lazy). Seems like the easiest job ever.
Get a job at BP. No joke, this job is damn near impossible to get fired from. I work nights, do maybe 3 solid hours of work then shitpost the rest of the morning away.
>tfw parents did not let me go outside when i was 12yo
>they did not let me have friends
>they did not let me go to my friends houses because muh cars muh gipsies
>18 yo right now
>tfw no friends
>social anxiety
>virgin and kissless
>mom is angry because i did not let my house for 8 months
>she...
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>>28954613
probably deny yourself
>not ugly at all
Yup
You can turn this to your advantage by telling the psychiatrist what you told us, so it blows up in their faces.
They get a psychiatrist to find out what your problem is only to have the very psychiatrist they hired say "It's you"
>this was considered ripped 50 years ago
What went wrong?
>>28954601
>james bond is unacceptably misogynist and terrible now
>you used to be able to get legal LSD and speed
>now we're a bunch of techcomm zombie drones working all day for the cash to keep the internet feed on
the future sucks
>This was considered ripped 2500 years ago
What went wrong!?
>>28954632
You're working extra hard for the future of tomorrow filthy goyim!!! Don't you want your children to have a great life!?!?!? -whips you-
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT R9K
there isn't anything more pathetic than a man who can't grow a beard
if having autism and being ugly wasn't enough, my mom also decided to pass me her shit hair genetics, meaning i'm already balding and can't grow a fucking beard
it hurts so much reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
minoxidil for beard
finasteride for balding
if you ignore this and just continue whining instead you're in the right place
try converting to christianity, omar
It's just one of those things people tend to obsess over. Like I really don't get it when a fat, short, balding man is concerned with his beard because he has more immediate issues. If you're a beta you'll stay a beta. If you're an alpha the beard is just a bonus option.
You cannot make this shit up anymore lads.
Reality has surpassed greentexts.
>>28954481
Yes, it is harmless
>>28954481
why is there even an eggplant emoji? what other than a dick does it symbolize?
>>28954543
an eggplant
>is this post original ? let's find out.
>Be me last Friday
>Walking home from uni cause I live pretty close
>Group of teenagers pull up to road perpendicular to me
>Mental illness takes hold now
>I stop at the intersection to let them turn
>They are stopped, presumably because conventions dictate I go first
>I start to step off the sidewalk to cross the intersection because they are stopped
>They start to turn because they thought the same
>I end up doing some retarded step forward and jump back
>They stop because they know I'm unpredictable at this point
>I run across the intersection so that they don't get mad at me for wasting their time
>A girl in the van says, "Aw, that's so cute!" as I run across
I turn 20 next month. These guys were high schoolers. I have a full beard and everything. I'm a grown fucking man in comparison.
And yet I haven't been weeded out.
>with ex
>she's getting new phone
>counter lady says "oh this is your new number
>xxxx-xxx-xxx
>"uhhh that's gonna be hard to remember"
>I chime in
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>>28954505
What was the number? Without the area code. I'm having trouble following.
>>28954570
It was xxx8-444-064
>don't fap for a week
>my mood is constantly shit
Why does my dick do this to me?
because you're used to the feel good of constant orgasms
muh fapping withdrawals
>>28954412
because you post anime girls and project a part of your fantasy identity on it, which makes you act like an actual female with batshit insanity-causing whoremoans with none of the actual 2d qt goodness
Feeling bad is just the natural way of things. Happiness, even just contentedness is rare.
Everytime I come to this place I see so many people wallowing in their own self-pity and it is so ludicrous to me when the solution is so simple:
Just think positively.
I know the instant you read this sentence your ego, trained to hate itself, made you instantly reject the notion of it, maybe even laugh at it.
Well, here it is again:
Just think positively.
Just think positively.
Get it through your head now? Good, because once you realize all your problems are literally made by you you stop crying all the over nothing and actually work to improve yourself...
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I don't know my true self
I don't know where to start
What do I do after I step outside my door? I just end up wandering around the city, nothing seems interesting. I just don't know anon.
>>28954429
You don't know your true self? No offence but that sounds creepy as hell, have you considered getting help?
>>28954369
>the bust of everything
What do you mean by this?
Why do women dress like this?
because
CHAD
H
A
D
OMG I wear it because it is comfy you creep XD
more importantly why do we allow them to dress that way?
An uncle you never knew you had dies and leaves you 20 million euro inheritance. What do you do?
Party with the squad.
>>28954317
Become a shut in.
Pay a personal assistant that will do everything and take care of everything
I want money so bad
>>28954317
i spend it all on hookers and blow and then i kill myself after 10 years once it's all gone.
I'm a complete and total loser, I'm in my mid 20s and finally decided to go uni about to months ago to try and get my life in order. Currently I'm failing everything and just walked out of one of my classes and left the school. I have my phone off as usual.
Can a university kick you out of your dorm room if you do very poorly academically? I don't even plan on going to classes for the rest of this semester, everyone hates me and despite working my ass off all my grades are ass anyways.
Thread is kind of pointless but I really want to post. I'm...
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buy me a mcrib please
>>28954303
they probably can...
Consider figuring out what manual trade you wanna learn (construction, tool room shit, etc.) and try to learn that. I'm gonna assume you can at least do 8th grade math so you should be okay.
>>28954303
Switch to a degree in CS. Learn Java, SQL, or something and work for the govt.