Recent sub-30 second bouts of autism thread

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Recent sub-30 second bouts of autism thread 2016-05-31 17:22:57 Post No. 28954421
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Recent sub-30 second bouts of autism thread Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:22:57 Post No. 28954421 [Report]

>Be me last Friday
>Walking home from uni cause I live pretty close
>Group of teenagers pull up to road perpendicular to me
>Mental illness takes hold now
>I stop at the intersection to let them turn
>They are stopped, presumably because conventions dictate I go first
>I start to step off the sidewalk to cross the intersection because they are stopped
>They start to turn because they thought the same
>I end up doing some retarded step forward and jump back
>They stop because they know I'm unpredictable at this point
>I run across the intersection so that they don't get mad at me for wasting their time
>A girl in the van says, "Aw, that's so cute!" as I run across

I turn 20 next month. These guys were high schoolers. I have a full beard and everything. I'm a grown fucking man in comparison.

And yet I haven't been weeded out.

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Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:28:11 Post No.28954505
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:28:11 Post No.28954505 [Report]

>with ex
>she's getting new phone
>counter lady says "oh this is your new number
>xxxx-xxx-xxx
>"uhhh that's gonna be hard to remember"
>I chime in
>"not really, you have the first 3 as standard, take the 4th and halve it and have three of those, then multiply those 3 together to get the last 3 digit number"
>both give me the look
>keep my mouth shut for the rest of the transaction

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Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:31:45 Post No.28954570
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>>28954505
What was the number? Without the area code. I'm having trouble following.

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Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:37:14 Post No.28954664
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:37:14 Post No.28954664 [Report]

>>28954570
It was xxx8-444-064

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Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:38:36 Post No.28954687
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:38:36 Post No.28954687 [Report]

>>28954664
Oh wow fuck those two, that's pretty neat.

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Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:49:12 Post No.28954857
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 17:49:12 Post No.28954857 [Report]

>>28954687
Thanks bro...I feel slightly less autistic now. But fuck their gaze is burned into my mind.

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Anonymous 2016-05-31 18:15:33 Post No.28955327
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 18:15:33 Post No.28955327 [Report]

>>28954857
You get another gf yet?

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Anonymous 2016-05-31 18:23:42 Post No.28955478
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 18:23:42 Post No.28955478 [Report]

>>28955327
Hah! I'm stuck in a lease with her until August, like that'd work, even if I was around women. Doubly so moving back home to look after father, no girl finds that attractive.
>tfw sealing my single life

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Anonymous 2016-05-31 18:35:10 Post No.28955677
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 18:35:10 Post No.28955677 [Report]

>>28954857
Do you study computer science perchance? That's seems like a very comp sci way of thinking

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Anonymous 2016-05-31 18:45:35 Post No.28955860
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Anonymous 2016-05-31 18:45:35 Post No.28955860 [Report]

>>28955677
Nah, I'm way too dumb for that. Studying to be a maths teacher. But that was before I even started my degree. I just really like maths problems/patterns.