>hot as balls out
>driving home
>find a nature trail I've never tried before
>walk every nook and cranny of it and find an un-mapped trail at the end
>follow it
>leads to a beautiful, secluded part of the stream where the water is perfectly clear and runs through massive rock formations
>hang out for a while
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>and then get sunburned as hell from being naked in the sun for too long
>get rashes from poison oak
>water is filthy with bacteria and shit
>lay on a rock naked while ants and scorpions sting your balls
no thanks mate
>>29043551
>Sunburn
moot point in a shaded mountain trail. Otherwise don't stay out all day or use sunscreen.
>poison oak
Don't get into poison oak.
>water is filthy
A clear-running stream like I described is great. Just don't fucking drink it.
>and and scorpions
Are you afraid of nature, anon?
>Camping with mates
>Everyone bails
>Only one other mate goes
>Drive for a good 90 minutes off road looking for decent spots along a river
>See a little clearing, decide to check it out
>Pretty shit - directly visible from road, clay, ants, weeds everywhere
>Turn back, better chuck a piss first, walk to edge of steep weedy hill
>See...
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I'm 9x2 years old
Haha faggot mods, bet you were just itching to ban me.
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my dick is 9x2
>>29043419
>I'm 9
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Who else here /living deliciously/?
Life is like a really bad science fiction movie
I don't think so, not today boss
>tfw no qt puritan gf who made a pact with satan
>>29043401
Tfw eternal goy.
I am sorry, Black Phillipe.
tfw you live in Australia
>>29043394
Which area in Adelaide?
Ya'll need to purge your entire fucking government man, you're supposed to be apart of the first world but you have a government comparable with fucking Nigeria.
>>29043403
North East Suburbs
Is 18 too late to get braces? I don't want to look like a beta in my prime but don't want to look 'meh' foe the rest of the downhill slope. Feels like shit 3bh
>>29043282
No, It'll be worth it.
>>29043282
A friend of mine got braces at 18, at first we joked about it a bit but after a while nobody noticed anymore and its definitely worth it
>>29043282
try invisalign.
I used it for a few months and had real, noticeable results.
Should single people be penalized more to try to undo the record breaking low birth rate of millennials? They should have to pay a fine each year like the fine you pay when you don't have car insurance or health insurance.
I don't like the idea of people having kids just to avoid fines and penalties. They would probably make shit parents and raise the next generations of cynics and degenerates.
Paying a fine would just worsen the problem. Poor people already have too many kids, and rich people delay having children, and fines would just widen the gap.
Incentives might do better, but maybe not just monetary incentives. Like low cost/subsidized child care, priority access to home loans with lower interest (similar to how vets get no down payment mortgages), better public transit/rail system to commute from outside the city (since having children in the city is more difficult), or other initiatives to encourage family living.
They already are, and have been throughout history, Rome did it, Japan does it. It's called the single male tax, and it happens when the society in question begins to make it so that things like marriage and children aren't worth it. It's proven to do absolutely nothing to fix the problem.
UNDERSC_RE
now accepting creative concepts for our product line
what is even happening here what what
>>29043208
Bullshit
As your art director, I am simply looking for focus group input to help me understand the demographic..
I have an idea for one of your products. It's an affordable VR headset comma and it only plays one thing... A continuous loop of me sitting there in front of a computer for the rest of my life, being reassured by my peers that we are all somehow Victorious...
Or is that too close to the real thing?
WTF? The acting in this porn is pretty good
http://www.xvideos.com/video12417379/spring_thomas_interracial_foursome
can't trick me into watching thomas the train porn again mother fucker
>>29043119
i almost want to click that now
>>29043144
Just watch the intro, it's funny
Who existential crisis here? Why?
>want a career playing music. Its the only thing I'm good at
>grow up with no one to play with
>start college and think that it's my chance
>junior and still have not played a single gig not once in my life
>begin to rethink if my life has any purpose at all if I change my life plan to pursue some pencil pushers job
Why are here?
>>29043074
>want a career playing music. Its the only thing I'm good at
it's also a thing were you'd most likely end up as a wagekek at mcronald's. Don't fall for the "thing I'm interested in".
The only thing I was interested in was colors and machines, now I'm a printer who can't get a job because no one reads words written on paper anymore.
just look out for a job field that's still gonna be needed in 50+ years.
>>29043074
Honestly you're better off just finding a job you're comfortable with and doing what you love on the side
>Life has no meaning so do whatever the fuck you want
>>29043074
>want to be writer
>have no patience for writing
>bad at writing (but that's something that would improve with practice, so I'm not too worried about that yet)
>no longer have original ideas that are worth writing about, previous ideas feel too precious for me to expose to anyone else because they might just be crushed by either my ineptitude, their misunderstanding of them, or my own,...
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WOMEN
YOU TRY TO INTERACT WITH THEM. SOMETIMES IT ACTUALLY GOES PRETTY WELL BUT YOU (WELL I DON'T AT LEAST) GET TO THE POINT OF FORMING A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP. MAYBE THEY ARE JUST BEING FRIENDLY TO HUMOR YOU? WHO CAN TELL. GUYS ARE PRETTY EASY TO INTERACT WITH I THINK. THERE ISN'T THE PRETENSE OF "OH HE'S TRYING TO WIN ME OVER" SO YOU CAN BE VERY OPEN AND FRIENDLY WITH THEM. BUT WITH WOMEN THERE IS AND IT'S DIFFICULT TO BE FRIENDLY TO THEM WITHOUT FEELING LIKE YOU'RE BEING WEIRD.
I AM DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
Why bother with interacting with people in real life at all?
Captain Capitals, we meet again...
>>29043031
Nope, you're just not attractive so any attempt at being their friend they'll interpret as you wanting to fuck them. This is why some folks don't believe men and women can be friends.
What's the craziest thing about you?
I keep a digital diary that reads like a narcissistic psychotic wrote it. If people read it, they would literally consider me an insane person.
post it, It sounds like a good read.
>>29042880
Join the club. I come off s skitzo af when I write.
>>29042880
>>29042902
This might just be a symptom of being dumb and a lousy writer. I say this because i can relate to you both.
>turn 22 today
>no one even gives the slightest shit
>NEET
>college dropout
>no friends
>overweight
>family makes fun of me
>in debt
>even vidya has lost it's meaning
I've been listening to depressing songs all day and I've been thinking of an heroing but I'm...
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>>29042879
You ain't the only one, I'm 22, dropout, in debt and neet. My one close friend is making me go to the gym with him so that's going to be how I pull myself out of this I hope. Keep your head up, my man.
Have a good one, birthday boy.
Meant to say Happy Birthday, here's a song for you
http://youtu.be/D5JX4-zZbiY
I fucking just spent the past 3 hours trying to get a dust particle out of my right eye. I finally did it and I feel great. Anyone got any success stories they'd like to share?
Goddamn nigger, just pour some water on that shit. 3 hours, what in the name of all fuckery
I found a smotherbox fart porn where the girl accidentally shits on the guy's face after 3 days of searching
>>29042867
I took a shower and tried to wash it out. Didn't work. Finally managed to pull on my upper eyelid just right so my bottom eyelashes swept it out. I'm a new man
>tfw your best friend is getting married and planning to have kids
Hold me /r9k/. He's gone.
Maybe he'll share his new family with you?
>Oneitis is getting married to the guy I thought was my friend
Fuck you, Alexander, you knew I had feelings for her. She's a fucking gook whore who only loves you for your family's money.
>friend doesn't have GF
>plays at least 20 hours of games on Steam a week
>gets GF
>plays 10 hours a week...
>less and less, eventually 5 hours a week
>gets a kid
>0 hours played this week, last online 220 days ago
Why would someone want children?
ITT: 10/10 Bodies
Whatcho dream partner built like?
Flat. As in 2 dimensional
this_guy_right_here._He's_such_a_qt
he'd be cute and fem