I fucking just spent the past 3 hours trying to get a dust particle out of my right eye. I finally did it and I feel great. Anyone got any success stories they'd like to share?
Goddamn nigger, just pour some water on that shit. 3 hours, what in the name of all fuckery
I found a smotherbox fart porn where the girl accidentally shits on the guy's face after 3 days of searching
>>29042867
I took a shower and tried to wash it out. Didn't work. Finally managed to pull on my upper eyelid just right so my bottom eyelashes swept it out. I'm a new man
I bought modern warfare 3 for $8.59 a week ago and I finished it today. I got every achievement. Beat it on veteran, did all the spec ops missions, survival, and I've prestiged seven times.
I finished something. Feels good
I've had an eyelash up under my eyelid for a week or two now. It's not coming down, so I can't pull it out with a tissue paper
Any advice?
>>29042929
hey man, how long is your dads diagnosis list? serious question. what's his fucking deal
>>29042941
Either attempt to wash it out or pull your eyelid down over your other eyelashes to sweep it out
I recorded something good after weeks of being in a rut. It's a great feeling. But also, bittersweet because I know I'll be back in a rut soon enough
I had an eye twitch due to some shit being stuck in my eye. I had the damn annoying eye twitch for 2 years. Then my gf dumped me and I cried a lot. The tears got whatever was in my eyes out. Thanks ex!
>get something in my eye
>try to get it out
>scratch my eyeball
nice
great
i like it
>>29042962
official diagnosis:
madman
All memes aside I really do hate him. He has ruined my life, but more importantly my sister's life. He is still causing problems ten years after we saw him last.
I want to unironically kill him.
I had a fucking sinus infection and couldn't sleep for 3 nights so I thought screw it I'm going to knock me out with a bottle of rot gut port last night. Started to drift and the goddam cat jumps on my stomach. Second attempt I sharted on the sofa so I had all night on the khazi and ran out bog roll so I've wiped my ass on teeshirts.
>>29043005
Thanks, friendlad. I'll try both techniques today
When I was walking outside after my lesson some guy smiled at me.
Day instantly got better
