ITT: feels only you knowwant to die but don't want to hurt anyone
that's just about almost every person who wants to commit suicide you idiot. Talk about being a special snow flake
>have wedgie
>clench butt muscles so that the cloth goes deeper into your rectum
>>29075896
I would want to kill myself too if I couldn't tell the difference between a thought and a feeling
Who's /alwayssuffering/ here?
>every moment is 99% suffering
>it's been that way for years
I had about a year when I thought things might get better, now I'm just where I started. Does the ride ever end?
>cuck, racebait, FEMBOT HERE GIVE ME ATTENTION threads get hundred of posts
>actual robot thread is completely ignored
I guess r9k turned into real life.
me
literally me
i hate my life so much
i want to end it
i have absolutely no reason to live
but i am a coward
>>29075857
The way I see it is everything will eventually be pointless, you can kill yourself or suffer but do things you enjoy.
Either way eventually you will die and it will have all been pointless.
It doesn't matter how ugly you are, all you need to do is lift and you will get a qtgf
>>29075847
The things is, if he lost the glasses and did something with his hair he would be a 9/10 alpha Chad Thundercock.
>>29075847
Holy shit the HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME spammer must be crying himself to sleep over this.
Except he's tall, he has a strong jaw and masculine facial features, and he has a nice frame
If he didn't have the sperg glasses and haircut he would be undeniably attractive
This is the face of the jew that defiled eliza.
If he isn't one then you have no excuse to be a virgin.
>>29075783
Eliza is ugly as sin
>>29075783
Doj I know it's you ya wanker, I'll get jooboi to kick you tbqhwyfam
Was that his O facewhen he pumped her full of his steamy hot goo?
Did I fuck up /r9k/?
Her profile had a Mexican flag and a US flag.
I'm French and live in France, she must be here for a few days. How do Hispanic Americans react to alt right memes?
>>29075774
Only teenagers think alt right or alt comedy is funny
>>29075854
I think it's pretty funny and I'm not underage :(
But yeah, that's the 2nd time I tried that pickup line and it failed both time, that's a shame because the first chick was a qt
Oh well
>>29075854
this, alt right is a serious matter. the future of our countries are not to be taken lightly
tomorrow you'll wake up a qt 8/10 femboy trap
or
tonight you become a 7/10 qt girl who can only date robots
pick.
>>29075754
Second, why go for a fake women when you can be one, have children and so on?
Are you one of those beta males that don't believe roasties rule the world?
Second. Also, it only says "who can only date robots." I choose not to date at all. I win.
>>29075754
The first one I guess, it's pretty much just an improvement of what I am now
>22yo kv
>start working new job in January
>qt3.14 black grill coworker
>hit it off with her she's pretty much perfect
>has a bf
>still talk to her all the time, even text a lot
>invites me out Friday night to go drinking with her friends
>everything goes ridiculously well, end up at her place
>laying...
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I'm reading about performance anxiety now and it seems like I'm fucked for life
I'm seriously considering quitting my job and ignoring her forever
I knew it was a stretch but surely some robots have been in my position right? Obviously the worst thing I can do is worry about it, that will just cause it to happen again but I'd like to find a way to fix it
Also I'm pretty sure this was caused by porn and over stimulation, be careful if you still think you'll have sex one day. This is the worst thing that can go wrong
>>29075725
>being capable of attracting a girl
>getting as far as fingering her and having her touch your dick
time for you to leave this board 2bh
Why are feet the most universal robot fetish?
first for anime feet
>feet
>not obese ugly hogs from Australia or BRAAAAPPP
Saged.
I will never understand footfags.
will modern chads ever get a new gimmick? how long will this meme last for them? objectively 99% of chads look this way now
>>29075652
>Tfw you had a beard like that for years before hipsters started doing.
>Tfw people started accusing you of being hipster.
>Tfw had to shave my beard and now I feel naked.
>>29075652
Does your mom still cut your hair or do you want everyone to go back to buzzcuts and bowl cuts with cheap gel?
>>29075652
HAHAHA holy fuck that dude looks like a tryhard
who /comfy/ here?
lets get a thread going
look at these comfy dubs
>>29075645
>not knowing how to get comfy trips
>>29075666
WITNESSED
origami
Why do fictional traps and futas look so much better than real ones?
Because you can easily draw a girl, add a penis and call it a boy.
>>29075619
Do people actually jerk their weiners of to pictures like that? Haha thats pathetic.
>>29075619
Because they're just girls with dicks
Whereas in real life they're men trying to look like girls
Has anyone tried learning the pick up artist stuff?? Does it work?
>>29075588
>hip injections
Has science gone too far?
>>29075588
Source or name on this particular female?
Pick Up Artist is a scam, no one including the manliest chads pick up chicks from cold approach. All of the girls on video are paid actress.
Even though I am in engineering, the alumni are a bunch of Reddit tier "github geek vintage coffee addict" and Chad graduating thanks to meme side subjects. Impossible for me to fit in and these dudes creates subgroups to hide info from everyone and it smells like bullying as they force meme themselves pushing the rest outside to get recruiter attention.
Fuck this shit.
>>29075566
I'm studying computer engineering. My classmates browse 9gag 90% of the classes.
Life hurts.
>>29075606
Shit. The foreigners love that site. I can't into normalfag memes anymore.
Glad i graduated with a computer engineering degree and am now a wagecuck.
$30 a g? Yeah that's cool
That's bullshit honestly when I first started buying this kid wanted to sell me 30 a g and it wasn't even a gram lmao
>>29075565
DUDEdjfjfofjsjdkfkd
>>29075565
>$30
thats alot, here in Sweden its $12, but you always get a little less...
Post your ideal girl using combinations of real or fiction people
this is it, I don't need any more
>>29075507
WORST GIRL ALERT
pic related
there is nothing that could be improved