Come join us and get comfy: https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
We're currently watching Afro Samurai and take votes for what to watch next after every movie, but if you're just joining to chat that's fine too
It is comfy as fuck, 9/10
Bumping
Because Afro Samurai compels me to do so.
Watch yo damn mouth ho
Hey fembots post pics of yourself along with if you are a virgin or not and how many partners you have had. This thread will help show if you are truly robots.
you literally cant be a robot and a female. any girl could get 10 dicks whenever they wanted it
>>29137336
I think it is possible, but you have to be like bottom 10% of women. I want to see fembot pics because it would actually help confirm. If they truly are ugly I think a lot of the posters would have sympathy for them. If they are just 5/10 women who are just pissed they can't get a Chad then they deserve the hate they get.
>>29137336
i can agree with this, i would fuck any girl i've known...in my mind of course, I'm too much of a pussy to actually try to do it, i wouldn't like to fuck it up.
On online dating sites like okc/tinder. I'm not sure if it's because I'm kind of light skinned or what. An asian friend said I stand out from generic white dudes which may explain things.
Pic related, a girl who just wants to fuck. Says she likes it rough. We're meeting tomorrow night at her places
>>29137251
Kill yourself subhuman ape
>>29137251
Did she respond to you specifically becuase you were black? Are you in an asian country?
>>29137355
Die
>>29137355
>>29137403
>racists on this board
wow
Good job OP in seeing the light
Is this stinky, moist hole the source of all your problems?
>>29137212
feel thread?
>You will never tongue that
>>29137212
>I will never bury my face in that
How do I fix this
Quite original
sun moisturizer vegetables
>>29137240
I've tried different moisturizers and they've always made me oily and break out
Stop using hot water and chemicals on your face. Wash with cold water only.
>tfw no qt 3.14 trumpfu gf to yell at me
>>29137082
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?!?!?!?!
oregi
"we came into america ?????" [from spain?]
"we aren't hispanic"
"vote trump"
my best guess from lipreading. didn't check to see if there was a video
E-whore who has found a niche audience. You think this bitch even cares about politics?
>supporting trump
Keep your /pol/ roleplay on /pol/. Nobody outside of dumb hicks support trump.
>failed a class because I didn't turn in a paper
>truth is I forgot togo to turnitin
>tell my mom he failed me because he didn't think the paper filled the requirment and gave me a zero
>everyone keeps asking questions about it and how unfair he's being and 'he just can't get away with that'
>'y-yeah, he's a pretty strict professor like that'
>my...
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>>29137033
Class? Please don't tell me you failed enc101 you retard.
i don't get what happened, you didn't hand it in to turnitin? what the fuck does that mean? you didn't scan it through turnitin before you were going to hand it in to your professor?
>>29137086
philosophy 110; intro to logic. The most bullshit opinionated class that also double as a requirment.
I created a chatroom for robots.
cytu ( dot ) be sla/sh r sla/sh meta_discussion
Come on in
Bumperino guys
Come on in
finally
a good robot chatroom
>>29136963
come say hi fags
im a grill btw XD
Why does this make so many white men angry?
>>29136892
Does it?
If anything some white guys like it so much they fap to it. Everybody else doesn't give a shit
why are the nipples different color in each pic?
why do you fill this board up with trash?
>Today
>Wanking to King Dedede kirby porn
>It's King Dedede screwing his servant, Escargo
>See a picture someone drew of a real penguin and snail having sex
>Start laughing at myself
>Wonder why I'm jerking off to a penguin fucking a snail
>Sister walks up to bathroom
>Knocks on door
>Asks...
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Same thing happened to me, but instead I was watching furry succubi porn while my mom was crying and pounding on my door.
>>29136950
>furry succubi porn
good taste man
>>29137122
>furry succubi porn
>good taste
>not futa
Missing something important, friendo
You're sitting there eating your lunch and this girl comes up to you and demands that you give her all your food or she'll beat you up. How do you respond?
>>29136757
I'd be fucking pissed
I'm not exactly athletic but I'll just pack up and get the hell out of there. I'll climb stairs, two at a time, to make my great escape.
>>29136757
I'd do it if she was 2d. 3d fat chicks are disgusting
It's really fucking stupid that we all have to play this game to attract a mate.
The handicap given to attractive people who come from good families is unfair. The handicap that intelligent people with successful people surrounding them is unfair. Life is unfair.
Think about it: Attractive people have life easier. Period. Same with tall people.
Fuck this world.
I'm not even that bad looking and I still feel this bullshit. I feel really bad for the ugly manlets out there. I'm sorry you got dealt shitty hands.
This world doesn't...
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Can't even get replies, fucking shit
>>29136722
Hey i feel bad for ugly fucks to OP good thing i'm fucking immaculate heres a pic of my sexy ass face
>>29137104
i'll be honest i didn't even read your OP but i know >tfw 0 replies so i'll just bump this as i head off to bed
that's too much text for my short attention span to read
I've had enough of this shit. It starts off with a random thread here and there, but you orbiters, you spineless hacks enable and encourage these cunts to come into last bastion, our fortress of solitude. The enemy is at the gates, yet you invite the Trojan horse of qt face into the city walls.
Your worthless thirst for Stacy's panties dooms us all. You beg for tits that never show, you post your selfies in hopes of approval, and you kneel to the invaders that terrorize our once peaceful land.
You shall forever be known as the robots who bent the knee. This...
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It's too late, they already made it through the wall
post more pics of the girl in OP
>>29136665
>first day on the internet
knowyourmeme memes/idiot-nerd-girl
Anyone else here a male with wide hips and moobs? Really sucks
>>29136577
Now you can dress up like a wide-hipped trap
>>29136577
Damn I'd fuck king tut.
>tfw futas wuz kangs
I'd read that doujinshi
New /comfy/ thread
Old one here: >>29123538
Let's talk about good feels
>That first rain after months of sun
>When it rains on a hot day and it's still warm enough to be outside
>Rain on the windows at night
>A breeze in the shade with a good book
>Watching the sunrise in the middle of nowhere
>Campfires...
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>>29136568
hm..everything sounds good
>Holding someone as you fall asleep
>someone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's some good shit right here
>>29136568
>that feel after you take a huge dump and pull up your pants