You're sitting there eating your lunch and this girl comes up to you and demands that you give her all your food or she'll beat you up. How do you respond?
>>29136757
I'd be fucking pissed
I'm not exactly athletic but I'll just pack up and get the hell out of there. I'll climb stairs, two at a time, to make my great escape.
>>29136757
I'd do it if she was 2d. 3d fat chicks are disgusting
>>29136757
Tell her to fuck off and if she tries to beat me up, I'm faster than her and I could out run her. Or mace the bitch.
>>29136757
Ask her why her shirt has very thin layered boob sleeves
>>29136757
Kick her in the knee and give my food. I'll add 5 dollars for her dessert.
I ask her if she has a boyfriend.
If yes: I tell her if she wants me to get her lunch so bad then we might as well make it a date.
Then i start hardcore flirting with her in the hopes that i am chad enough to finally get the bitchy belly gf i always wanted.
If no: i tell her to "eat shit, cunt! I'll beat the shit out of your boyfriend too if you keep bothering me!"
S-She's a big girl!I would probably cut open her stomach and eat what's stored inside desu
>>29136757
Give her my lunch. I heard the lady.
Id give it to her. Im a manlet, i know my place.
>>29136757
i think youve had enough, tubster.
also can we fuk
>>29137326
>do you have a bf?
>no
>eat shit, cunt! I'll beat the shit out of your boyfriend too if you keep bothering me!
>b-b-but I just said I didn't have a-
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29136757
I get up and walk away. As if she has the fortitude or even endurance to keep up
>>29137326
think you mixed that one up, pal
No way jose, this is a lunchable.
>eating lunch
When will this lunch meme die? Either eat a second breakfast or a second dinner.
how do i get bullied by girls like this? Im short but girls are always nice to me. Pls help
>tell her to come get it
>she ends up sitting on your lap as she wrestles it out of your hands
>you keep your food from her hands
>she goes back and forth trying to get it
>all the while rubbing that plump ass on your cock
>your dick gets hard pressed against her ass
>she calls you a pervert
>later you see her in the hallway
>she drags you to the bathroom and fucks you hard
>>29138520
>>29138529
fuck
well a true robot would reeee no matter what so i guess it fits. I'd be expecting her to have a boyfriend enough that even when she says she's single i would reeee
>>29136757
oh please beat me up belly-senpai
Kick her in the bollocks.
I'd fucking destroy her in an instant.
This one girl tried to knee me in 8th grade for some reason and i had her pinned to the locker and told her if she ever tried to do anything like that again, id fucking beat her up.
>>29136757
I'd honestly tell her to sit down with me and I'll share my food with her. she can take all my food andsemen
>>29136757
Ask "Isn't it lunch time?"
No, but, if she puts her shit smelling hands anywhere near my food, she's catching the hands. I'm lighter so I could probably put in quicker work than her.
>>29138582
Oh my yes. Thank you for that anon
Spit on my food.
>>29136757
Try me you tasty tubby.
>give her my food
>she dies faster of obesity-related complications
Everybody's happy!
HOLY SHIT
I'm not even into fatties but I would pork this girl for WEEKS
Probably laugh and try to pass it off as a joke. Then ask her if she wants to join me for lunch.
Secretly I hope she knocks me flat and sits her big fat ass on me as she eats her lunch.
Put the food down my pants. If she tries to get it she'll touch my dick and if she doesn't then I still have my food.
I sure hope she likes uncooked rice
>>29136757
Beating me will only make my Dickson harder
>>29140293
I almost choked to death laughing at that gif.
