Last fat belly girl thread 404'd
>tfw I had a belly gf and now she's gone
fuck
>>29338743
tell the story of how you got her and lost her
>>29338795
I would but that would require revealing my identity
Anyone else /gentlemen/
>Tfw currently eating microwavable burritos with a fork like a gentlemen instead of some subhuman freak who gets their hands greasy by eating them with their unwashed ball smelling hands
Those are Taquitos you stupid fuck
pleb tastes
learn to cook you barbarian
>>29338627
>using a fork
>not using chopsticks
>claiming to be a gentleman
someone call the tard wranglers, OP is loose again
>A Women who has sex too easily is called a slut, and avoided by men. A man who loves too easily is called a nice guy/creep and avoided by women.
How true is this?
those sort of guys are weirdos. they're fucking clingy and roastie enablers in the worst sort of way. Women would be kept in line if it wasnt for these sort of pussies that will do anything because they think they'll get laid
>>29338613
>A man who loves too easily
An easily impressionable retard.
>>29338650
I don't want sex. I want love and commitment.
Is it possible to smoke weed frequently and not become an obnoxious stoner faggot?
Yes. Just keep it to yourself and dont lose your priorities. Breddy ez.
i smoke every 2-3 months-ish and only in social gatherings. I'm doing fine academic wise and socially. Just dont let it get unhealthy
>>29338596
Normies out plz ok
Why didn't you save him /r9k/? We could've had a president who supported NEETbux and free stuff, but now the country is fucked
>>29338541
Yeah now I'm afraid Trump is going to force normify us.
>>29338541
Thisis what we should have done.
>>29338541
I'd rather save america by voting trump
Guys, I don't know what to do. It's all reaching a breaking point. I'm hurdling into fucking madness.
Nothing seems real. Is this the fucking Twilight Zone?
I read somewhere that the first circle of Hell is a world that's nearly identical to the "real" world, but this world, while nearly exactly similar, is just off. Something is out of place. Something you can't quite put your finger on.
People are illogical. Places seem out of reach. The world is almost the same world, but just something, a little something is off.
What...
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>>29338517
I just ignore everyone else, who needs them?
>>29338557
I don't know. You're right, most people aren't worth your time.
But, I feel like, shit I just don't know. I need companionship. I used to have at least one close friend, but now I really have nothing. I don't know how to stop it or what to do. What do you do in life, anon?
I feel like this too
I don't know what it is
It could be something about breaking and growing up
It could be a product of the many ideas that are in circulation now
It could be because /r9k/ and so many other places have all, seemingly spontaneously, gone to complete shit
It could be the drugs
Or it could really be something different. I seem to recall religions having slightly different premises.
Maybe we never were in the real world to begin with.
Do you have any near death experiences OP?
Hey robots! I was thinking of asking a doctor this but I'm not sure what type of doctor would be right and I've had a bad experience in the past dealing with it.
So I have Sensory Integration Disorder/Sensory Processing Disorder, and a lot of my senses seem to be more intense than other people's, like taste, sometimes to the point of pain that most don't seem to have.
I don't know if this is directly related, but sometimes, maybe a couple of times a week, and it seems triggered by hair rubbing against my ear or itchy fabrics touching my...
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>>29338424
you are rudolph
>>29339803
this is possible but I was hoping for a more medical answer, although I appreciate the subtle anticipatory troll.
what is your sex OP?
also hands is this disorder of yours just a special snowflake thing or a real condition? can you describe it more?
you guys ever make art when you're feeling like shit?
i made this the other night.
what do you guys think?
I wouldn't call it art.
I'd call it trash
I like it OP
beep boop ribbit robot
>>29338420
>implying art and trash being mutually exclusive things
I want to change the world but need an income with which I can make a sustainable living before I can achieve my goals
a sustainable income is predicated on conforming to the standards of the world and not changing it
>>29338372
How do you plan to change the world, anon?
>>29338467
I think you know that answer to that.
>anon I cant find you on facebook
Eh, I know normies who dont use it, its not a problem. Just say you deleted your account since you got sick of it.
I have a Facebook because of this but never use it, my wall is littered with articles ("10 Fast Facts You Need To Know about Fullter House") posted by my sister who seems oblivious to the fact I only go on there when an app needs a Facebook log in.
Have a photo of me and my girlfriend as my second profile picture, me on a boat as my default photo, and then my banner is me with the groomsmen at my sister's wedding.
Could probably convince someone Googling my name I'm normal
>people trying to find your facebook
Fucking normie shit
>be me just now
>have a day off tomorow
>finally have a night I can marathon an anime series
>been busy workcucking for the last several months, and for some reason I can only watch anime at night
>somehow have never watched KLK so I decide to marathon this
>tons of fan service
>I was doing nofap at the same time (was 3 days into it)
>dick...
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you should install some emulators on your phone OP, they're really fun
>>29338269
I don't really feel like playing a game right now but thanks
>>29338237
Fremy is best girl great taste op
Thoughts on the year 2004?
>>29338220
I was in middle school so it was most likely shitty.
First year of college, & almost went to jail
good year for video games.
How do I find a qt trap gf
>>29338214
You start by killing yourself you annoying faggot.
>>29338214
start by lowering your standards from
>qt trap gf
to just
>crossdressing bf
then youll be looking at something more realistic
thats like asking
>how do I find a qt stacie looking fembot gf
>>29338282
>tfw standards for males are too high to just be a straight up fag
Anyone else here support Hillary now that Bernie has effectively dropped out? She's the most experienced and talented political candidate by far and doesn't make radical changes like the socialism that Bernie wants. She is also the only one who can stop Trump at this point which should be the main focus of this election. #I'mWithHer
>>29338185
Yes, Hillary is based, and I'm supporting her to stop that racist fascist bigot Drumpf from getting elected.
She committed high treason and the fact she wasn't executed shows just how corrupt this country is. I won't even get started on how badly the left have destroyed America because facts and statistics go in one in and out the other with your kind. Grow up
You aren't a very good shill coming here of all places.
>>>>>/pol/
>acquire AR-15
>go out for a night on the town in the shadier district
>stopped by mugger
>all he has is cheap shitty knife, enough to threaten and maybe leave a few nasty cuts but nothing more
>whip out my gun
>he's scared shitless
>demand he throw up his hands and slowly hand me his knife
>from there, turn the tables and take all his shit (i.e. any money and belongings he's stolen) off him by force
>go one step further - get the clothes off of his back and force him to run away naked through the streets
>feelsgoodman
>>29338167
>going outside
>especially at night
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29338167
How do you "whip out" a large rifle when someone's got a knife in your face
You didn't even try to make this believable
ITT: things that never happened
xolb