https://rabb.it/Cryptodynamk
somebody watch this is the end with me. Everybody else went to sleep but im on a major bender so I continue.
Movie starts when the first person joins.
Mic and text chat
>>29365601
shillbump
>implying I'm normie enough to install another shitty app
>>29365704
you install nothing.
What do you do when you're sure you've found your soulmate, she shares every one of your interests and kinks and is 100% down for you, but she's like a 4/10 and that's being generous
>>29365581
Any hole is a goal man, if you're callous you can even just stick with her until you get a better offer
>>29365581
There's no such thing as a soulmate. Her favorite things will change to Chad's as soon as he comes around
>>29365581
I, Sramley Phillips, can't relate
Never had a bad hair day DESU
>women
Hahaha! Am I right fellas?
original comment.
ugh my wife nagged me again, ugh women lol right dudes
>falling for the gf meme
shiggydiggydoo
Let's rub each other's dicks
Thanks for taking me out to dinner anon!
BUURRRRPP
Sniff it up! You've earned it!
burpfags are disgusting
fartfags are pure
>>29365572
>burpfags are disgusting
>fartfags are pure
Both should begassed
>>29365586
agreed culling when?
Found this in 'A Clash of Kings"
Fuck off. I'm not tilting my head to read that shit.
>>29365571
Some character is described as a "smug frog"
>>29365594
>not smug anime qt
>senior year of high school
>be in a clique with 3 other friends
>loner kid sits with us at lunch regularly
>he invites us to his 18th birthday party
>all of us go
>we're the only guests except his mom, younger sister, grandparents, and his aunt
>table set up of soda, cake and cookies
>we sit around for about 20 minutes drinking soda
>get up, flip the cake/soda/snack table over, and all of us throw our sodas in the kids face
>tell him we never liked him and laugh at him
>look at the horrified, sad, and angry faces on his family members
>all of us run out of the house and continue laughing about what just happened
>still occasionally think about it and laugh even though I kind of felt bad about it
>>29365523
You're a cunt and I hope it hangs over your concious until you tell him you're sorry.
>>29365523
I agree with this guy
>>29365541
Should definitely apologize
My Op what delicious pasta you recycle!
Would you fuck a girl with Down syndrom?
>>29365496
I've heard their pussies aren't deep enough for a dick
I name my penis Down Syndrome and fuck your mother with it
>>29365496
i'm pretty desperate, so probably
Hello Robots you can call me J, my father works for a prominent Saudi cooperation and makes abnormally large amounts of money. I'm looking for some fembots or traps or even fellow robots that wouldn't mind giving up there lives in return for becoming my companion, I would cover the expenses to fly you out here and give you an annual allowance. If you are interested please fill in the application bellow:
>Age:
>Sex:
>Location:
>Sexual Experience...
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>>29365479
HE'LL TAKE YOUR PASSPORT
WATCH OUT
>>29365479
Are you Saudi / live in Saudi Arabia?
>>29365641
I do not see how that is relevant.
I am going to be leaving this thread open for a few hours and come back to it. If I find that any applications suit what I am looking for I shall contact you directly.
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>>29365434
Got roasted by mommy's new bf, huh?
>>29365434
This is what happens when you become obsessed with their penises.
I have a better idea
let's kill everyoneinb4 muh edge me-me, no no no we would do it with love and pity. it would be merciful
>>29365465
your mom is obsessed with their penises :-O
Advice for trying to go for a girl that you're sure likes you but already has a boyfriend?
>>29365432
Don't her bf won't allow it unless he is a beta dog
Get her really drunk
how about you do the right thing and back off since she has a boyfriend
>mom found the jizz cistern
>meme froge found the skin flake-mobile
>Daddy found the choke collar
>uncle found the cum trumpet
Is it autistic to order a pizza at 3pm?
>>29365346
Its a weekend, so no.
It might be a little weird on a weekday though
>>29365346
No senpai you should be fine
Earlier the better I think.
>tfw I've got over 20,000 great British pounds saved up and when my parents die i'm gonna instantly give up on life and become a heroin addict
It's gonna be so comfy bros
Why not weed?
>>29365308
pleb shit, heroin is true patrician
>>29365308
>>29365470
Yeah this. Weed isn't gonna fuck me up nearly as good
Hello /r9k/?
Am I a jew? Can anyone tell me if I have any features? I really can't tell and I formally have slavic and austrian blood, however I suspect some jew meddling happened in the past somewhere.
can someone analyze my features and tell me if i'm a shitskin after all? Or what the fuck am I? I have no one to ask this IRL
Jeez, I thought this was another one of those plebs that believed having a big nose makes you a kike.
But you must be croatian, it would make sense (yes you are probably jew)
>>29365259
>that nose
What do you think.
>>29365259
jesus anon youre nose is not attractive, but you are altogether decently attractive so don't beat yourself up over it
Would you ever consider joining a knights Templar type organization and taking a vow of Chasity, Poverty and Obedience?
its not like you'd lose much with the first two and the third would remove your need to have agency (something I'm sure you lack)
and generally would bring some meaning to your existence.
>>29365173
you seem to be confused
robots crave comfort, not agency or meaning to life.
>>29365360
>not agency
what i'm saying is almost the opposite of agency.
>>29365173
Not sure I could handle the chastity, or the super-seriousness of a religious order. It's a nice daydream to have but at the end of the day I don't really wanna just convert people to my way of thinking.
>>29365360
You could find comfort, if you truly believe joining a religious order will help create a better world