>tfw I've got over 20,000 great British pounds saved up and when my parents die i'm gonna instantly give up on life and become a heroin addict
It's gonna be so comfy bros
Why not weed?
>>29365308
pleb shit, heroin is true patrician
>>29365308
>>29365470
Yeah this. Weed isn't gonna fuck me up nearly as good
>>29365285
Thiscannot be argued with.
>>29365285
I have 30k canadian. Want to make a video game with me?
>>29366770
If I give you my 20000 I want a 50% stake in your company. I can't add any value because I know nothing about making video games. Is it a deal?
>>29366805
This isn't dragon's den. I'll just do it myself then.
>>29366832
I'm down, Canadian and also a programmer.
Why don't you want to further your blood line?
Do you want your entire blood line to die out with you?
Why wait til they die? Get hooked on heroin now so you break your parents heart when they find out you suck cock for a fix. That'll teach them.
>>29366914
Why does continuing your bloodline even matter?
It's better to think that generations were spent on making you, so that you can bask in the work of your ancestors.
>>29366914
And have your bloodline carry on retard genes which will fuck up humanity?
>>29365285
>implying 20,000 British pounds is going to support an increasingly demanding heroin addiction
I hope you like sucking dick
>>29365285
I sometimes find myself wishing for some type of rare cancer just so I can have unlimited access (payed for by insurance) to liquid morphine and/or fentynal and my wife, parents, and rest of my family won't be able to say shit about me being a degenerate junkie.
>tfw cancer would be comfy as fuck
>>29366995
if OP is spending 100GBP on heroin per day, he has 2,000 days to overdose before running out of money
>>29367167
He might be spending 100GBP a day, but it will gradually increase as time goes along. I knew a guy who spent $500/day on heroin. Eventually he lost the ability to shoot up in his arms so he started shooting up using his feet.
It's fucking sad.
LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
>>29367167
>>29367249
I read this as Good Boy Points.
>>29365285
I'm a heroin addict right now. Life is great when I've got my gear. But it is horrible when I havent. But the only thing I care about is the gear. Better life than my robot one desu
>>29365285
>not spending 19000 on other shit like a holiday and high end hookers
>not then spending 1000 on heroin and take it all in one go and end it
Come on lad if you want to od at least get some pussy first
>>29368921
>implying holidays and hookers can even compare with good heroin
>>29365285
Why? Just move to the phillipines get a cheap 1 room pad, fuck hot hookers everyday
>>29365285
Living the dream anon
When you reach the end of your money give yourself the /golden shot/
I BELIEVE IN YOU ANON, DO IT FOR ME
>>29369449
That's my plan. Once I've run out of money I'll take a shit load of heroin and off myself. It'll be beautiful.
How much would a remote liveable cabin in a reasonably safe country cost? It would have to be remote enough that I'd almost never come across another human despite taking daily walks