>senior year of high school
>be in a clique with 3 other friends
>loner kid sits with us at lunch regularly
>he invites us to his 18th birthday party
>all of us go
>we're the only guests except his mom, younger sister, grandparents, and his aunt
>table set up of soda, cake and cookies
>we sit around for about 20 minutes drinking soda
>get up, flip the cake/soda/snack table over, and all of us throw our sodas in the kids face
>tell him we never liked him and laugh at him
>look at the horrified, sad, and angry faces on his family members
>all of us run out of the house and continue laughing about what just happened
>still occasionally think about it and laugh even though I kind of felt bad about it
>>29365523
You're a cunt and I hope it hangs over your concious until you tell him you're sorry.
>>29365523
I agree with this guy
>>29365541
Should definitely apologize
My Op what delicious pasta you recycle!
>>29365523
I had sex with my 7 year old cousin when I was 13 during summer break of 2004.
I was just really getting big in the whole sex thing so I always watched porno dvds from my dad's collection and one night she caught me. I asked "if she wanted to do what she was seeing" and she said yeah.
Since I was the only child at the time we had to share the bed at night and when everyone was asleep Id have sex with her anally. Thank god i was stupid enough not to put it in the pussy otherwise i would have been doomed breaking her hymen.
We dont see each other much but she never told and its our secret. Thank god I got away with that at such a young age. I fucked a child before.
>>29365523
If this is real, you deserve to be in a horrific car crash that leaves you paraplegic.
>>29365699
That's nice. Nice dubs too.
>>29365523
Should've fucker he's mom
I killed my mother with a knife.
>>29365523
If this is true i want you to have your dick ripped apart and then shoved up your mouth as you choke on them to death
>>29365523
Stealing sunglasses from a store.
Of say I beat everyone here with that. Those fuckers would never know why they were missing a pair, their profits would go down by at least $30 that day and someone who wanted a pair would be upset that day.
>>29365699
> touched a girl
> fucked a girl
> fucked a girl up the ass
> fucked a cousin
> fucked a 7 year-old
Most robots will do 0/5 of those things in their lifetime. Maybe normies will do 3/5. You're living the dream here mate
What did her pooper feel like?
>>29365523
you expect me to reply to this nonsense?
here ya go.
>>29365523
>itt what should be obvious bait has everyone falling for it
>>29365523
worst thing I ever did was gain consciousness
