Hi bots, what have you done to improve yourself today?
>decided not to play video games today
>cleaned up my place
>planning to going outside, don't know where yet
Keep myself from fapping the whole week
>>29432980
>stopped smoking since last friday, going well
>cleaning up my place and bought groceries
>reading up onBDSM so I can dominate my gf tonight
Didn't drink today, feelsgoodman.
left or right, robots?
PS: Don't be judgemental
Right.
Is there literally any contest?
>>29432976
chloe is richer than some random whore
she can afford the high class lifestyle I require
>>29432976
Is the left one deformed somewhat?
>*boom* *bu* *boom*
>*BOOM* *BU* *BOOM*
>WAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEE
>*deafening roar fills the air*
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEEE
>*wagies running for their lives scrambling underneath manhole covers*
>TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>*buildings tremble*
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
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>>29432934
Neets can't even contribute an original or interesting thread to 4chan, let alone impact society in any way. Just consume and regurgitate, you'll grow sick of it eventually.
Enjoy your silent death.
>>29432934
get a job faggot. it's fun.
you get to rub salt on the normies faces everyday.
>>29432970
>>29432975
wew lad, it's almost 6:00, why are you still here? You're gonna be late.
>tfw your mom is only 12 years older than you
>Your mom is the same age as you
>>29432933
i am 22, mom 41.
it's fucked up.
Is she as cute as you? Are your legs shaved? Will you post dick?
>mom calls every video game console a nintendo
ITS A FUCKING PLAYSTATION 4 YOU WHORE
>>29432927
I feel sorry for your mom
>>29432964
I feel sorry for you, OP and his mom.
>>29432982
Those are a lot of feelings
>ALREADY SUMMER
>STILL NO STEAM WEEB FRIEND TO WATCH ANIME
>J U S T K I L L M E N O W
>>29432872
>tfw no cute boy to stay up late with and play vidya and flirt viciously
add me you faggot
https://steamcommunity.com/id/kaimoto/
>>29432907
>>29432918
>faggots already ruining the thread
> Mom throws a fit and tries to guilt-trip me
Ridiculous, when will they learn?
>>29432866
Does everyone have this crazy bitch mom? Mine's like this too.
>>29432874
I have mom who tries guilt-trip but i guilt-trip her more.
>>29432874
Must be a complex.
Are robots just blessed with shitty luck?
Pic related.
A few days ago I was feeling kind of sick, fever or something. The next day I woke up feeling like shit, went to the bathroom and fucking passed out while taking a piss and hit my head off of the radiator. Apparently I was dehydrated, even though I know for a fact I drink way more water than the average person. I even had a glass of water before I went to bed. Somehow this happens to me when I never leave my parent's house or do anything remotely dangerous. If you live a robot lifestyle, you deserve to never be...
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you deserve it for not pissing in bottles like a true robot, tbqh
I am the embodiment of shit luck. Had my head broken 18 times, had my finger crushed under a boot of a bully. had my leg and arm broken. went into a coma once. had many horrible things happen to many, physical and mental. people with shit luck exist it is because you were born under a crused sign.
>>29433018
Are your bones made of butter or some shit? How can you break your skull 18 times? And how aren't you retarded now?
Holy shit have you guys heard of this? Or seen it? I just now found out about this guy but man he has balls of steel just approaching strangers in public and video taping them, I think he's in Seattle and let me tell you, the people he films are pretty fucking aggressive and mentally ill. I guess Seattle has lot of insane/homeless people who are also addicts, how do you feel about what he's doing? Do you think people are overreacting and getting too aggressive? I'm kind of neutral because on one hand it is annoying but on the other hand he wasn't really doing anything wrong, like nobody he video taped had any patience. A large majority of them verbal abused him, and then tried to assault him.
I just think it's amazing how cameraphobic people are, Jesus did you see these people's reactions? I mean holy fuck some of them got so enraged and offended, I guess I can understand if someone filming you makes you nervous but some of them thought he was a psychopath. Of course this was done in one state, in one city so not sure if it's just residents of Seattle that have low patience and anger issues. I take it you'd get similar reactions in other cities/states, I figured most people don't like a stranger just coming up to them and video taping them, it's very abnormal behavior in our society. It's just something we don't do, we don't just walk up to someone we don't know and start video taping them, it makes us uncomfortable and nervous because it goes against social/cultural norms of our society.
In a way I think some of the reactions were justified but going as far as to attack/assault him might have been too far, a lot of people threatened to "smash/break his camera" and others threatened to call the police, we even saw some chase after him and try to attack him. Obviously some of the people he recorded were clearly Schizophrenic or on some type of hard drug like methamphetamine so their reactions wouldn't count I suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU
>>29432858
He's pretty aggresive about it.
Not sure of the point if the video.
lTS
>>29432858
I'd break his fucking phone if he tried to do that shit to me.
Who the fuck does that cunt think he is?
>tfw no mildly retarded bf
um this is actually my boyfriend, why did you post a picture of my boyfriend haha?
>>29432786
Bottom half is chad, top half is autistic. I feel for whoever this sod is
>>29432837
It's the boyish hairstyle.
As someone with an IQ of 194, every one with a lower IQ than 100 shouldn't be allowed to breed. This would solve the population problem and the country would be much better as a whole. I'm sure my IQ would be over 200 if I didn't finish the test in under 10 minutes. If I wasn't so busy learning the first 1000 digits of pie I would have time to run for president.
>>29432739
bro i scored 90 on an online iq test. you want me to die?
>>29432739
Cool.
I'm not gonna be able to breed anyway apparently.
So go nuts.
>>29432739
too bad about your low EQ
To all you normies who have gfs
Tell me how to get gf
>>29432717
be urself
originally 19213
>>29432732
REAL ADVICE ONLY
>>29432717
I just have a bf.
Go to gym, post on Grindr, profit.
Why is excessive PDA literally the worst thing ever?
>>29432629
Because it reminds you of how you'll never get a qt gf
>>29432629
>what is social posturing
It's unbecoming. Everyone knows they are doing it for attention (at least the one, less invested, person is). I just shivered thinking about it.
>>29432629
Me and my qt nerd gf were kissing in an almost empty cinema last Friday
>Inb4 le normie reeeeeeee meme
I'm 5'6" and I look 15, I fucking deserve this
>get limb lengthening surgery a few months ago
>now none of my pants fit me
>>29432628
why the fuck would you do that?
did you get some third world surgeon to do it?
>>29432628
so you can afford limb lengthening surgery but you can't afford new pants?
>>29432637
I had it done in Beijing by Dr Ai-Ming Peng.
The hospital was really clean, a lot cleaner than expected.
Did 5cm on my femur and went from 5'8 to 5'10.
>>29432639
I had 20 pairs of jeans at least, now all gone..
>hey anon. Wanna play monster hunter with me?
>>29432553
Nin I swear to god I will rape you, stop making these threads
>>29432571
Y-You're a girl right?
>>29432585
No I'm a big ugly roiding caveman with a massive uncut penis, do you really want that?
Thought so, stop making these shitty threads