>mom calls every video game console a nintendo
ITS A FUCKING PLAYSTATION 4 YOU WHORE
>>29432927
I feel sorry for your mom
>>29432964
I feel sorry for you, OP and his mom.
>>29432982
Those are a lot of feelings
I mostly just feel sorry for me.
t. r9k
>play Europa Universalis 4
>Mom goes walks into my room
>still building your little houses?
>how about looking for a job
I DONT BUILD MY "LITTLE HOUSES" I AM SAVING EUROPE FROM THE OTTOMAN INVASION FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU!
>>29433028
>being a delusional NEET
The Ottoman invasion would have saved Europe from the state it's in now
>>29433407
>save Europe from non-whites today by letting non-whites conquer it in the past
>>29433028
>playing Europa Universalis 3 as Ottomans
>invading the Italian peninsula
>dad walks in asking if I'm planning on sleeping any time soon
>looks at screen
>what is this? Oh is that Ottoman Empire?
>yeah I am invading Italy now, I am about to storm the Papacy now
>the game piques his interest
>zoom out further and tell him of my conquests
>he is smiling and nodding
>remember to take Vienna too son
I fucking love my dad
>>29433453
Are you and your dad Muslims?
>>29432927
>>29432927
>playing 360 late into the early dawn
>father thunders down the stairwell into my under abode dwelling
>"ANON, ITS 4 IN THE FRIKKIN MORNING! PUT DOWN THE GAMEBOY AND GO TO BED!"
>he resorts to getting to the breaker and cutting all electricity from my lair
>family event
>father emoting loudly while intoxicated
>"HA HA HA, ALL HE DOES IS PLAY HIS GOD DAMN GAMEBOY! THE BOY IS OBSESSED WITH... WHAT THE HELL IS IT CALLED? POKEBOY OR SOMETHING HA HA HA"
>my genetic relatives mock unmercifully at my own expense
>17th birthday
>at dusk, my beloved father arrives at the house with a boozed mind
>squinting his bloodshot eyes, the old man shouts, "WATER YA GIT THUR BOI! YER NEU FOOKIN GAYBOY?"
>the mongoloid rips the PlayStation 2 from the wall as I wandered Vice City
>"YEW KEN GET R BACK WEN YUR WERKIN!"
>he never returned it, apologized, or even remembered gifting me a swift slap to the face
I could care less about the villainous actions of my alcoholic Dad, however, the memories of his misidentifying every console as a GameBoy infuriate me to the point of trembling wrath.
It is in these times that I pray the thread of my father be severed by the Fates. That he may be swallowed whole by the mouth of hell and be gone from me; torn asunder by panicked stallions, fall victim to the ill judgement of a speeding vehicles operator, or meet a hungered beast and the pointed ends of its incisors.
ITS NOT A SHITTY CUNT FUCKING GAMEBOY YOU DRUNKEN DICK CHEWING FAGGOT
>>29432964What you say 'bout my mama? Hm?
>>29432964
Agreed. Sonyfags must die
>>29434090
Post of the motherfucking year
>>29433453
>up at late hours of the night living out the past "glory" that my miserable race achieved through an electronic video game
>dad walks in
>"mehmet my son..."
>>29433453
t. adalberto abedallah barabosa
>>29434090
Fuck I wish I was friends with you.
>>29432927
>every video game console is a nintendo
I thought this meme died 20 years ago, or at least by 2005.
>>29434648
Memes never die for parents.
>>29434791
May the parents die for the memes, friend.
