To all you normies who have gfs
Tell me how to get gf
>>29432717
be urself
originally 19213
>>29432732
REAL ADVICE ONLY
>>29432717
I just have a bf.
Go to gym, post on Grindr, profit.
>>29432751
When I say bf it may be misleading.
It's a fwb shemale who likes getting her asshole smashed my younger men, I am too disfunction to maintain an actual relationship.
>>29432743
Just BEEEEEEEEE yourself, it works seriously dude, if you're an autistic manchild you can find your equivalent.
>>29432765
>fwb shemale who likes getting her asshole smashed my younger men
how do I get into a relationship like this
>>29432743
become interesting
then be urself
>>29432776
Did you not read my initial message?
Literally just gymed a decent amount, into ottermode.
Grew my hair out, came off as a fun young guy, and gave a 32 year old shemale some decent attention.
She suggested we go FWB.
>>29432717
first a question, dont wanna be rude, but what kind of "material" do we have to work with? do you have some major phisical/psicological handicap or anything other than being socially awkward?
>>29432821
I have social anxiety, that is all. I'm fairly normal otherwiseapart from watching anime
>>29432841
If you have social anxiety then you have no chance of meeting a friend let alone a girlfriend. You're fucked my friend.
Maybe you should take some happy pills and have another go.
>>29432841
consider that a huge part of society has social anxiety so no worries.
more questions: do you have any friend who is ok around girls? can talk to them easy and stuff
>>29432865
That's how I feel every day.
>>29432895
I can talk to people and girls easily, but the concept of flirting and dating is completely fucking foreign to me.
>>29432717
Easy
Step 1. Go to bed
Step 2. Get up
Step 4. You now have a gf until you wake up
35 yr old robot here with consistent tfw no gf feels. Just tonight a coworker accidentally texted me about how she had fun last night. We texted, she's not appreciated by her boyfriend who is cheating on her, so now I have a date. She apparently thought I was gay. So.. I guess just try to talk to women whenever you can and hope lightning strikes. Work on getting fit and intetesting in the meantime. Hoping I don't fuck this up, though I know I will.
>>29432717
good sense of humor is number one for me
>>29432916
to me it happened by playing bold with my friends, some of the girls liked it and in the end managed to get a gf. dont try to be kind or something, you get more by being a bit of an idiot (dont be rude tho) if you can give the idea of being sure of yourself with your friends that will help lots
also if male friend can talk good about you to some bitch that will be good
try to be a troll but dont be like you are trolling on /b/. try imagine a normal censorship not to result embarassing
>>29432717
Marriedfag here. Tell me more about yourself
>>29432717
Ask a girl out after chatting to her and making her laugh for a bit, if she says no repeat with another girl untill you get gf
>>29433050
BUT WHAT DO I DO AFTER I ASK HER OUT
Marriedfag again So do you want to tell me anything about your hobbies, demeanor, social class, etc? I am willing to offer some input
>>29432717
I knew a robot guy who managed to get a decent girl by literally clinging to her 24/7 during uni. So do that
>>29433147
middle class
normal demeanor
normal everything
not sportymanlet
>>29433122
basic strategy is to make her drink until the whore comes out.
if you are rich maybe some fancy dinner with wine if she's high grade meat
but alcool always works. if she doesnt drink...well i dunno drug her or something
>>29433171
but isn't that rape
>>29433167
Do you want a girl to settle with or just want to get your dick wet?
thoughts on marc lepine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXs8Ds71YaI
>>29433184
nah, you dont have to make her go in coma...just a bit more liberal with her poossy
>>29433202
Answer my question buddy I don't have all day.
Seriously how the fuck do you get a gf when you dont have friends?
Just go outside and do your stuff and just chat up grills?
I often see grills looking at me but they of course never do shit.Do i just talk to them?
Get a hobby and get good at it or get really good at your job. Do sports. Build up that confidence. The rest comes afterwards. If you are not willing to do these steps first you deserve nothing.
>>29433298
It's difficult but doable. Women utilize the fact that you have friends as a social marker; it allows them to get a sense for how much you're "worth."
If you see girls out and about, just go talk to them. Well... it depends on the situation. If you're out somewhere like a bar or something, sure. If you're at a store, sure. Not if you're just walking. They usually think it's creepy or some shit.
>>29433319
The only "friends" i have a pretty ugly
should i avoid being seen with them when looking for gfs?
>>29433264
I'm fucking off man. I would have stayed up a bit longer to talk to you but I need sleep more than you want my help
>>29432717
>Find a chinese dealer
>Buy a North Korean girl fleeing her country
>???
>Profit
>>29433397
is this a legitimate business
>>29432717
met her online on a dating site
>be desirable
>if you're not desirable, become desirable
Literally that easy.
>>29433397
Yes, google it.
But as a stranger it's not easy I suppose
>>29433147
if youre really married and post here
get help
leave chans
>>29432717
i was a robot until last year around this time, as simple as this.
Ask them out you pussys, worry about it later
do i have any hope of getting matches on tinder if i'm only 5'10?
>>29433489
FUCK YOU I'M 5'8 IT'S NOT FAIR
>>29433538
I'm 5'6". Doesn't prevent me from getting pussy.
>>29433592
t. liar
go fuck yourself kid
>>29432717
when was the last time you asked out a girl in real life?
>>29432841
lucky for you, social anxiety isn't a real thing.
>>29432717
Tell me how to have gf get me
>>29432717
If I wasn't attractive I would be fucked. I have next to no social skills but women just say i am "cute" and "innocent". If I were ugly I can guarantee you I would be called creepy or a weirdo like most my friends.
>>29433722
but do you have a gf or someone actually interested in you? being called cute and innocent means shit
>>29433722
this is true. Apparently aging helped me and I started being seen as cute by half of girls and continue to be creepy to the other half. It's all bullshit.
>>29433797
I have a current girlfriend, one night stands and ex gfs.
>>29433722
>>29433797
>>29433831
Oh I am also 6ft1 and stay active so maybe that helps.
>>29433612
Why so bitter? I'm no player but I can get girls. My last gf was 5'10". Also a friend of mine is 5'6" and one of the biggest pussy slayers I know.
>>29432717
Go back in time to high school and acquire a gf - it's the only way. No woman would ever want me now, I'm lucky I met my gf in school because I'm a pathetic wage cuck now
>>29432717
lower your expectations. approach fat/ugly girls at first. find fuck forget. then slowly work your way up.
Meet a girl with similar issues and fuck each other. The only place we can hide is each other.
>>29433878
Yeah and I know a 4'11 Indian guy with a micropenis who wears a diaper but still regularly hooks up with supermodels.
>>29433951
>reductio ad absurdum
5'6" is short but by no means abnormally so.
>>29432950
Good luck my friend.
Original or sth
>>29434110
It's 4 inches shorter than the average height. 2 inches is normal deviation.
>>29433122
OP, forgot the any advice about tricking a girl, smooth-talking a girl, acting in a way that's attractive to girls, acting in the "right way"
It does help if you put work into being attractive (hobbies, interests, exercise, eat right, hygiene, hair, clothes) but more than anything, you want a connection.
Find a grill and grill her. What are you working towards right now? How important is money to you? How long will you stay in this city? Are you worried about the future? Questions that'll get her to open up about stuff that's been stuck inside her for a while.
Echo things back (passive listening) so you're sure you're understanding her right. Ask leading questions to test your knowledge of her. So you sound like the kind of person that would turn down a dream job to stay close to your family.
My trick to getting girlfriends is to get closer to them than anyone ever's been. Know them inside and out, better than you know yourself.
99% of the time, it won't work. She's just not very interesting. You don't think the same way. You don't care about her. She doesn't respond to you. That's fine. If it doesn't work, don't force it. It's the 1% you can get a connection with that you want to focus on.
>>29434169
This is actually pretty solid advice.
Just to add, when you're "grilling" her, don't make it seem like an interrogation. Use inflection when you ask questions. It sounds stupid, but if you speak in a monotone voice and have an autistic demeanor, you'll fuck up your chances and come across as "weird"(er than you already might be).
