What are some streamers on twitch that I can watch that make you feel less lonely
What games do you like?
robot tell me
>>29475732
I'm interested in streamers that just play lots of different stuff
I like pretty much everything
demolition D+, he seems like a genuine guy, as opposed to my constant self deceptions.
>shave off eyebrows
>draw them back on
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
WOMEN ARE RETARDS
>>29475604
>get their ass beat
>stay in the relationship and think this is "love"
>>29475604
>live in the best time since the dawn of the human race
>ability to learn any language, skill or art at the tips of your fingers
>squander it sitting on r9k and complaining
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
OP'S ARE RETARDS
>buys house with granite counter top island in kitchen.
>pays to get it removed.
>pays to have wood floor put in where it was ripped up.
>buys some shitty "antique" table to go where island was.
>complains about having too many tables because theres another one in dining room.
holy fuck
>when your daughter has a hole specifically designed to pleasure dicks
how do i deal with this feel?
Easy, use it before other men use it
>>29475596
make sure its permanently filled with your penis so chad cant get it
>>29475596
Remember that hole is also specifically designed for bringing your grandchildren into the world.
Black girls of /r9k/, how many of you are into white dick?
Why do black girls lose their attitude and act more feminine when they get white boyfriends?
>>29475523
8/10 porno
that guy fucks some suspect african prostitutes without a condom my man
>>29475523
I don't think it's actually our dicks they're into tbqh senpai. But still.
Who here works at a place full of normies? I'm getting a job working at an Academy Sports and Outdoor, and that's normie central, lots of chads and stacies work there. I don't even watch sports or know anything about hunting, fishing and camping accessories. I've never fired a gun in my life, I'm hoping the people are chill though.
How do you deal working in a place full of normies if you're a robot? I'm pretty sure I'll just have to fake extroversion.
Just do your job and only worry about your pay.
>>29475553
B-but I want people to like me anon, I don't want to be some shy edgy guy that everyone hates because I don't talk to them. People might think i'm coincided and arrogant, I know I shouldn't care what people think but it's always nice if you can get along with your co-workers.
>>29475503
ayy
https://twitter.com/lucasthemagnif
>tfw your former oneitis posted this on instagram
>tfw you had the chance but didn't take it
Son of a BITCH
>>29475470
>le snap
Jesus Christ
>oneitis talks like some amalgation of reddit, 9gag and negro twitter
shit taste
>>29475470
Post her face, OP.
Oroginalt.
Why does Ariana wanna get "loved harder"? What does it even mean?
Literally that she wants to get fucked harder
Look at the lyrics
The song is about fucking. She wants to get fucked harder and rougher. pretty clear.
>>29475500
>>29475510
She's signed by Disney
>What Is troubIing you, anon?
Feminists screaming about "Muh Patriarchy" and "All men are rapists."
Everyone going apeshit like two niggers fighting over the last ounce of crack because of shits trying to be the leader of a country.
List goes on.
You look exactly like my ex gf.
Adam Lanza will never know I exist or be able to return my affections.
The official instrument of /r9k/?
What's the most robot instrument? Something that really embodies the robot experience.
>pic related, my vote, stylophone.
>can't make chords
>can't even play more than one note
>literally half useless
>sounds like imagine an average /r9k/ user's reaction to normies.
It's pretty much us I think.
>>29475415
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAYtaXFW7oQ
>>29475647
I saw someone shove one of those in a stuffed beaver.
I think that's a very valid contender anon.
>>29475782
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyZKNVfXDyQ
Here's a robot song on it too.
I keep going to leave r9k but I can't
I'll click the home button, get to the homepage and automatically click to get back here
Why is this happening I barely even enjoy this board anymore
Also gondola thread
1 gondo
2 gondors
You need something in real life to motivate you to be there.
https://www.16personalities.com
What's the stereotype of your personality?
I'm a probably insane asshole who argues about everything until you give up
>>29475377
>I'm a probably insane asshole who argues about everything until you give up
Are you every person on 4chan?
>>29475377
I'm an unrealistic idealist who always gives money to homeless people.
a few years ago I took this test and got ISTP. I took it today and it's now INTJ A
>dating girlfriend for about two months
>she suddenly says she loves me
>i don't know what to say so I say it back
>now she thinks I love her
>i don't actually
how do I get out this, help me
Say "I love you as a friend", OP
was in the same situation. its simple.
have sex and leave.
>>29475371
Tell her she misheard and that what you said was that you love fucking her.
which celebrity has the best sex-tape/leaked-nudes?
>>29475366
B-but that's haram!
>>29475404
I mean its haram to do the stuff they're doing so we're even
>>29475366
hulk hogan
original
ITT things normies say that aren't bullshit
>you can't choose who you fall in love with
>>29475351
>everyone deserves love and respect
>>29475351
Nothing will matter in the end
>>29475351
>"Haha, don't worry, anon. Once you have a stable career, you'll get a lot more female attention in your 30s."
Soul crushingly true. They usually leave out the fact that most of the female attention you will be receiving will come from single mothers.
Just started apprenticeship at a landscaping business and rn its a love hate relationship.
Pros:
>9.47 an hour, i work 40 hrs a week
>ez shit like pullin weeds, mowin lawns, etc.
>gettin a check for $1,500 pretty soon
>makin fat stacks
Cons:
>most of the time im cramped up in a van
>forced to listen to country music
>guys with 1 year experience try...
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>Am i turning into a wage slave robots?
yes
Also are you getting paid monthly? That sort of sucks should ask for biweekly if possible
>>29475300
I stock shelves, get 1 hour for break, and make a couple bucks more to work in a slow, air-conditioned environment. Why you slaving away, son?
>>29475327
I am by weekly