>Tay Swizzle will never punch you in the throat and call you Susan
end this twisted existence called my life
>>29505963
she's a slut
sluuutslut
>>29506347
You got bad blood or something?
>Taylord will never bite your balls off
Why live :'(((((((((
The only reason I come on here is in the hopes I can find a bbc cuck thread or a chad fucking stacy thread so I can jerk off to feeling inadequate. Literally every time I fuck my gf I imagine how many other guys she has enjoyed sex with way more before me and I immediately cum. Is this normal?
>>29505932
I think so.
If she still somehow manages to enjoy sex with you somewhat, the situation ain't so bad though.
>>29505987
She claims she enjoys it but I have an average sized penis and her vagina feels like it has so much room in it. Like Fingering I can so easily slip 2 fingers in with no resistance.
>>29506053
If all she enjoys is a good pounding then there's not much to do about it. Maybe there's some domination stuff you could do to make up for it... Can't really expect them to talk about it it seems. It'll turn them off.
I'm pretty worried about not measuring up too desu. :/ And yeah, I do imagine them with Chads and blacks and getting really satisfied. Cuck mentality got to me I guess.
>tfw a girl is mad at you
Do you guys get mad back at them? Because I'm always just confused as fuck then get mad like way later after we've stopped talking.
>>29505931
Just ignore them. Don't apologize.
Also, that pic you posted isn't a girl senpai.
>>29505952
>Also, that pic you posted isn't a girl senpai.
yes it is please don't ruin my life
>>29505931
If a girl is mean or disrespectful, call them out and get mad
She will either apologize or just become a bigger bitch
Either way it's better then taking it like a bitch and doing nothing about being abused
being tsundre doesnt work if noone gives a shit about you
>>29505910
you need a nice vagoo
>>29505944
i would be too tried to fuck anyway.
>>29505910
do u have the picture of her playing her ds with no pants
>his name is kentry
>because he tries at everything he does
>he is literally 5'3
>now has a 5'10 gf
He has to be lying, a 5'10 girl would never date an autistic black manlet, right? Right? WHAT THE FUCK
>>29505906
It's just an schizophrenic episode. He has lied about having a date a few months ago, he deleted his channel right after.
he should be an inspiration to you faggots
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>>29505924
it has to be some sort of mental breakdown. the shitposters are getting to him and he's making up imaginary girlfriends to make it seem like they're wrong about him.
There's no way he got a girlfriend, let alone someone so much taller than him. He's too mentally unstable.
Hey /r9k/
So what do you do when you're having a conversation with someone and they talk about sex, not knowing that you are still a virgin.
>>29505816
Always a trouble for me too. I try to give the impression that talking about it doesn't really affect me, even though I might be reserved about it. I think a lot of people actually are like that. I'll make crass jokes about it too with guys sometimes, etc. They sure know I'm not getting laid a lot, and I don't pretend otherwise. I joke about it too. I don't think I pull it off all that well, but not so bad either. I don't think most people know I'm a virgin. At least I hope not.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29505816
Let me fix this for you
Hey /r9k/
So what do you do when you're having a conversation with someone and they talk about sex.
Let them do the talking and phase them out slowly until I leave or they change the subject. I even mention I'm still a virgin. No shame at all. Sex seems to have too many drawbacks to be worth the trouble.
>make thread seeing if anyone wants to play video games with me
>no response
>reply to someone elses thread
>thread dies
>repeat x3
how do you do it
how do you just... not be a failure and waste of space?
>>29505740
Try greentexting a story about giving someone a blowjob.
What's your steam id or gamertag faggot Ill play games with you (assuming I have any of the games you play)
I've just been insulting people for the past half an hour and have been getting major replies.
You faggot.
>tfw no qt trap boy to cuddle with during existential crises
>>29505694
You can see that he's a psychopath with multiple mental disorders and he'll probably be an abusive bf lmao.
>>29505708
BAKA BAKA hes a robot too please dont rag on fellow robots pls and ty
>>29505694
hes obviously an attentionwhore and will post lewd pics of himself behind your back
he'd probably find dudes with bigger dicks than yours to satisfy himself while youre not arround to stop him, that is IF he would even wanna be with you since traps are pickier than real girls
traps are worse than fembots honestly
>need to get a job
>too afraid of people
what do?
get a drug habbit
establish communism
>>29505642
idk if that would help
What do you think sends people off the deep end? For example, the non-Islamic mass shooters in recent history. Mercer, Rogers etc.
How do people go off the deep end like that? I honestly think society is pretty fucked
There is no support for people like that. There is no government funded class to show men how to attract women.
There is no support structure. So basically, you just go crazy in silence. I feel that way sometimes. I try to understand them but can't form them for unexplainable reasons.
I have spent hours writing theories and notes....
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they are simply raised on incorrect things. they all believed that if they did X they will get Y. when this doesn't happen they lash out.
>>29505657
I understand but how is that not sound? For example, 1+1 will always be 2.
I think another problem is understanding. Like if a woman rejects you, you probably will never be able to pursue her again. I come from a background of trying over and over again. I would spend hours trying to beat video games this way abd would eventually succeed. In real life though... It's full of many "one tries". Fuck up and never get to try again. Drives me nuts.
>>29505608
>>29505755
OP I can't pin exactly what it is but the way you type really fucking annoys me. Is English not your native language?
>tfw didn't drink before
>tfw did everything with the intention of being a good boy and not getting into trouble
>tfw life has given me problems
>tfw cops have given me problems behind the wheel despite my trying to be a goody two shoes
>tfw pissed
>tfw debating drinking
Should I do it robots? Should I enter the world of alcohol which statistics claim has brought many men...
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straight edge for life
dont listen to the degenerates below me
>>29505596
I can relate, though I began drinking quite a bit immediately after my 21st birthday
I recommend don't. Because you aren't putting just your life on the line you have the chance to kill other innocents.
>inb4 Normies deserve to die.
You aren't going to be saying that 20 years down the line when you have a wife and kids
>Election time
>All the politicians are promising jobs
Not easy being neet
Don't worry. It's all lies
>>29505594
Only one I could believe is Trump. He's kind of a dick, but at least there's hope I think. At least SOMETHING should happen. There won't be another chance like that in a long time. Hillary is 100% establishment. Pretty much NOTHING will change. We stay on the same slow decline.
>>29505594
The availability of jobs isn't the problem, it's interviews.
>Everything is weighted in the employers favour
>You sacrifice your time and money for the CHANCE to get the job
>You have to go in and pretend you're somone you're not and spew bullshit
You shouldn't have to interview for a job in a fucking shop, first come first served is the way it should work for minimum wage jobs.
Dear women,
How does it feel knowing your whole existence, from the day you were born until the day you die, is sexual objectification?
How does it feel knowing that even if you manage to buy that new fancy car, everyone will look at you as if your husband bought it for you?
How does it feel knowing that everyone that you think likes you, only likes you so they can get inside you. Nobody legitimately cares about you; they care about your looks.
How does it feel knowing if you become a billionaire, you will only be a poster child for the female gender....
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I want kids
My kids will care about me
I'll care about my husband
I'll try to not look that ugly when I am old
I will cook and read and write
People like cute old grandmas
Looks are both an advantage and a pain. When you get your expensive car, people assume your husband got it and then you tell the it's all yours, they admire you
>molested at 4
>spent whole life disgusted at pretty much everyone
>trusts no one barely cares about who is there already
actually I'm ok with life. will probably keep wearing this mask of being normal until the day I for. people are already beginning to suspect something is wrong with me but I'm finally learning not to care.
>>29505894
No they don't they dont believe you. And either way, you pull up somewhere and automatically everyone assumes it's your husbands. You cant convince them all.
>Dad visits me
>conversation is normal
>suddenly
>"Why don't you go out tonight, son?"
>"I don't really fe--"
>"It's Friday night! C'mon!"
>"I just don--"
>"Why don't you go see Paul? You like Paul."
>"Err..."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29505562
if you have a mother living with you: they want to fuck
if you don't: dad got a girl and wants to fuck
go to the movies, let the old guy have some fun
>>29505638
I don't live with my father.
>>29505638
>Dad visits me
It's like you didn't even really read his greentext.
I almost made it to my first life achievement.
On the selection I lost against a third world girl.
>we need more women in science
>some scholarship are for women only
>let's recruit third world students for muh diversity
>students from third world that made it to study abroad all come from rich family.
>tfw I didn't eat fresh vegetables and worked part time so that I can pay "nice" clothes for the interview.
No matter how hard you try, the low life fate is hereditary.
At least I almost tasted sweetness.
Cheer me up plz
>>29505494
Cmon anon you're a white male, you shouldn't be doing poorly enough to have to compete with the affirmative action selections in the first place.
You knew what was expected of you but you couldn't achieve it, recuperate and do better in the future you faggot. Now you've learned that the standards are higher for people like you, it's a good lesson. The true test of your character will be how you bounce back from this.
>>29505558
I'm not even white. I'm a white bastard so to say.
And my father had the wonderful idea to bury himself in debt so he can brag among his other lowlife "friends". Then the fucker ran away.
I am trying to get some top tier education but I can't finish my doctoral course without begging for money, where I was denied.
Fucking Oedipus pottery.