so where's the proof that he was a repressed homosexual?
>>29516563
I fucked him in the ass once
>>29516563
He took a selfie
>>29516563
Hes got a really gay face
how wisely do you invest your precious time lads?
>spent 6 hours reading this complete retardation
>have become physically retarded as a result
>pic related
help I think I have become mindfucked and brainwashed into eventually becoming that pathetic.
I've spent the past two weeks playing World of Warcraft for the majority of the time that I've been awake. The good thing is that my friend it paying for me to get back into it with him, so it's not just a waste of time. I said I'd get a job like 2 months ago. Fuck me. I haven't even registered for classes yet.
>>29516615
Same boat here
NEET and wasting 7-8 hours a day on this board
>>29516615
ayy, sounds nice actually. would've much rather done that myself desu
Would have done nothing but hang with friends/play vidya if it wasn't for never ever wanting to go back online again after tonight,.
Ask someone who has sex with their mother regularly anything
>>29516519
anything?
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how about you fuck off
bloxfam
how did it start? details if you're so inclined.
I was watching a qt streamer who is in my area.
From what I could tell she was fairly genuine, and her personality just made me smile. I honestly just want to get to know her more. She even knows a lot about games I like which makes it worse.
She doesn't have a lot of viewers (15-30)
I don't plan on stalking her but she accepts snapchats... Is there a non creepy way to eventually go on a date? or just not be creepy in general?
Since I added her through twitch and I'm a viewer I feel she wouldn't ever see me in anyway but an orbiter.
>>29516495
Since I would be adding her through twitch*
I haven't done anything yet.
share the stream you cuck
>>29516520
She went offline but it's qitten
>gay uncle knocks on my door at 1AM drunk and crying
>is in the other room sobbing for no reason and is insulting me
Do I call the police or what? I can vocaroo it if you want
>>29516477
Is your uncle in your home? By your door do you mean your room door or door to your house/apartment? What is your uncle saying, we need details OP.
>>29516477
Call 911 if he gets punchy
>>29516477
yeah vocaroo it please
>tfw no belly gf
>tfw no belIy gf
>>29516428
Do you actually like leg hair on girls?
>>29516758
No, but I'd definitely prefer one over a girl who can't go outside without shaving off all her body hair and putting on makeip
Is the r9k bot broken? Shouldn't this shit be removed from the board instantly? It's not original. Go to fucking /s/ or something, it's just another excuse to post porn of disgustingly fat chicks.
>its summertime
>been hitting the beach
>girls STILL don't notice me
>walk up to one and she has to nerve to say "I'm not interested" before opening my mouth
Fuck, I don't understand it. I spent months in the gym getting swole for this very reason. You told me women only go for Chads, but I'm finding out that's clearly not true.
>>29516417
Chad isn't a body type.
if you walked up to me on the beach, i'd give full control of my boypuss immediately
>>29516417
You have s normal looking body
>Abusive faggot brother is visiting and staying in our home for 3 days.
How do I cope with his blatant disrespect for me?
>>29516403
Faggot as in 4chan faggot or he is actually gay?
Either way, you should rape him in his sleep to shpw dominance.
>>29516403
OP, you have to realize seine hung. He's on YOUR turf now. You know the territory. While he's been out getting a job and getting his very first condo, and you've been languishing in mom and dad's basement for the last half decade, you've become an expert in the terrain. Set booby traps. He hears a creak in the night? Oh it's just the house settling. But unbeknownst to him, it's you, carefully and quietly wiping your anus on his toothbrush. Uh mom did you see where my phone went?...
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just beat him up
just do it without hesitating
Any anon's here spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about the void? I feel like even if things go perfect, they will pass in a flash and I will once more be face to face with the void. Sometimes I wonder why anyone bothers almost, or at least how it's not crippling to most people. I feel like most people see death as not something that will knock them off any time soon, so they don't fully internalize the reality of it.
>tfw already filled the void with more stuff to not be content with next time around
I'm being torn between two, or possibly more, extremes
Mistakes seem to beget more mistakes around here
>>29516363
What do you mean by that anon? Please elaborate.
>>29516346
>discussing the void with tripfags
yeah i don't think so
It's my birthday tomorrow and I have no friends.. again. I haven't celebrated a birthday with friends since I was 13, now I'm turning 22.
I told my mom I didn't want to do anything for my birthday and she asked if I was sad. I said yes.
>>29516301
I don't feel sorry for you anon. I stopped celebrating birthdays after my 15th because they make me cringe. Grow up.
>>29516301
That Wojak's jaw is all fucked up. Who drew that
>>29516301
Am drunk sorry if i sound like a complete faggot
Aaawww OP <3 id hug you right now poor baby
Mixed up vodka and some store brand energy drink and I want to play a concert for you all
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZfpZ81h1wk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ucnWC0HZAq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MwLlzEvquM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BP4PLdtie3
Boi Pussy meme went too far
http://blackcockcult.com/tag/sissy/
>tfw I find this really hot
Just let it happen jew whit goy *rubs hands*
Not mad, cucking is red pilled
Why is it next to impossible to call people out without causing a fight?
Recently, I started hanging out with a friend, let's call him A., I hadn't seen in four years. We were both away at college. And it's been really great and fun to catch up with him.
But we were at a party recently and another friend that I've known for two years, let's called him B., joked about us, saying "Nice to see you're dating <celebrity that Friend A. apparently looks like>." I took offense to it since I've been together with my boyfriend...
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>Roastie general
Did you guys exchange insults of any kind?
I'm sure you could just apologize, say it was a misunderstanding, and that you were essentially arguing over literally nothing at all (which you were, by the way).
>>29516384
he was implying that she was with her boyfriend because he looked like the other guy
roastie op has douche chad friends who need to puff up their egos over pointless bullshit she didn't play along so they cut her off. you are better without them.
When was the last time you genuinely smiled?
When was the last time you hugged someone?
When was the last time you looked forward to something?
When was the last time you were proud of yourself?
>>29516207
I genuinely smile at how beautiful I am on the mirror
I hug my little brothers everyday
I looked forward to meeting a guy two months ago but he stopped talking to me
I'm proud of myself for three days cause I ate right
>When was the last time you genuinely smiled?
Last week
>When was the last time you hugged someone?
Last week
>When was the last time you looked forward to something?
Last week
>When was the last time you were proud of yourself?
never, literally.
>>29516207
>When was the last time you genuinely smiled?
I'm smiling right now, I normally don't talk to anyone, even on here, so a few (you)s make me feel good
>When was the last time you hugged someone?
8 years ago?
>When was the last time you looked forward to something?
Everyday, I look forward to tomorrow, hoping things will get better
>When was the last time you were...
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What's your first thought when looking at this picture?
That only an insecure faggot would post this
>>29516165
She's cute. Great nail polish colour.
>>29516165
I picture her getting BLACKED!