>be black fembot
>couldn't careless when I see a black man with a white woman
>I feel like I'm going to puke when I see Asian men win white women
Why does it bother me so much?i mean I'm not Asian. I don't even feel mad when I see Asian men with white women, I just feel nauseated. Is this what jealousy feels like?i never get jealous of others.
>>29534391
you got the yellow fever you weeb
hi op i'm white
it would be my privilege to date you
plas be my girlfriend
>>29534441
I feel as if I develope a crush on every non-fat under the age of 40 Asian man I meet. Is this how white men with yellow fever feel?
Do you think your life would have turned out better if you were born a few decades earlier when technology didn't make it easier to be a shut in?
Even when you're in public you find that people don't talk anymore because it's easier to look down at their phones.
If we were born 50+ years ago half of us or maybe more would have gotten married.
>>29534386
I've often found this to be the case. I'm actually pretty talkative if people are willing to fucking talk, but it seems like these fucking millennial types I'm surrounded by act like you're pulling a gun on them when you say hi to them on the street.
I moved to a city from a small town where the people were very nice, but I still noticed this behavior in the teenagers and young adults, even there. I would always shoot the shit with middle-aged and older guy and gals while they were pumping...
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>>29534386
>>29534449
Fuck off old-timers, it has NEVER been acceptable to start bothering random strangers with your bullshit. Phones are just a convenient way to signal to the retards who don't understand manners that you shouldn't talk to people that you don't know.
Well, is this really what social anxiety is like r9k?
https://youtu.be/dtglJ5kqr6A
>>29534365
>implying someone with social issues would be going to a party at all
Fucking normies, why do they have to pretend they know anything at all?
>>29534365
Yeah, women, social anxiety?
rofl
Does she mean "I stutter around the bad boy because I want to seem cute so he will plow me and leave me so I can bitch to my beta orbiters about it?".
>Social Anxiety
>At a party
>we don't invite you anywhere cause you suck, anon.
Who /friendless/ here?
nope i have always had a few close friends and parties to go to. no brain damage here.
>>29534336
>yfw even your self pity threads fail
>>29534362
I had this. Then slowly felt like I was being faded out. I'm left with no close friends.
How do I uncuck myself? How do I get the cringe out of me?
>>29534237
first delete that picture off your computer
step 1 stop using the word cuck
step 2 stop using memes
step 3 always question what you do and why you do it, even if it's a small habit
step 4 stop wasting every waking minute on 4chan
p o st sanic
>be my last birthday
>finally the big 3-0
>mummy automatically gives me 10 extra good boy points because it's my birthday
>i wake up and instantly release my bowels in my crib because it's my birthday
>mummy comes in and asks me what i've done
>"poo poo mummy, now come the pee pee"
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Meh this one was a bit too abrupt for my taste. Should of been longer or something. Or just less direct.
>>29534265
This
ORIGINAL COMMENTO POR FAVOR
that last line wasn't original enough? wow, fuck
>>29534225
What a bitch. Why would she try and ruin her precious little angel's big birthday?
just ordered a fleshlight what is my life coming to
>>29534202
I want to get a Lilith, but am afraid my mom will intercept it.
More like just imagine what your life is about to become, my smart OP friend!
>>29534354
order something with it so if someone opens it they'll take a quick look and see the other thing and think it's yours so they won't look through it, I ordered some cheap computer speakers with mine. also watch the tracking make sure you're ready all day when it says it's gonna be at your house.
I just went to my 10 year high school reunion, Im scared for myself /pol/
>Talking to Old friends who werent friends but we were friends in school
>bullshitting, just drinking and a few laughs
>go shake his hand before I see a few more of some old buddies I know
>look at his hand
>gold ring on ring finger
>"Holy shit bryson, your married?"
>"yeah...
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>>29534184
Do absolutely nothing.
It's silly to better yourself just because other people are in a high position in life. If you're content with where you're at, why "advance"?
Keep in mind material wealth is a fleeting joy.
>>29534184
This fear can be utilized immensely to get yourself headed to where you want to go. Don't strive for goals others have or place value in, but take in the dedication they gave and utilize it for yourself. Rooting forya man.
>>29534184
You do what you want to do.
Wanna get fit? Do it, want to get a job, do it.
Started sniffing petrol from my dads lawn mower because I can't afford drugs anymore.
My mum showed me this video thinking it would help me stop but it's catchy as fuck I listen to it every time i sniff.
What songs do you listen while getting high?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
Fuck this is the best thread I've found all night
What country are you from OP ?
>>29534262
Australia I live in perth lost my job as a trolley collector because i was too slow so now i can't afford any weed and had to resort to being like a degenerate abo
>>29534321
Sorry I find this video kind of funny. I have so many questions
Why did you lose your job?
Is weed expensive in Australia? Can you grow it locally or is it pricey because you have to import it to your island nation?
Is it true everybody carries petrol around because you can easily run out in the outback?
What does rama rama mean?
What do you guys think about her? Is she only pretending to be cool to get chads?
She's got a bf, so not really. Girls don't tend to lie about their beliefs to get with guys as much
It's funny that people with common sense are considered edgy and groundbreaking now.
why do chestlets think they can wear that shirt?
Who else is /comfy/ tonight?
Chilled out
>Glass of wine
>Bowl of pasta w/pesto
>Writing music
very comfy desu my man
>>29534132
It's too hot to be comfy here.
Guys I just realized I'm a fucken beta cuck whose "gf" is only there cause I'm going to med school. She's fucked multiple guys in the past and I should have realized she was a sl00t when she fucked me after being in a relationship for 16 days. She lives in another state and goes out drinking every single weekend.
what's the relationship and sex life like?
Is she genuinely nice to you ?
>>29534061
She's a fucken nympho, I mean 4 sex in 3 days. She's nice to me I guess but I'm so afraid it's only cause she is interested.
>>29534042
>I should have realized she was a sl00t when she fucked me after being in a relationship for 16 days
Nah that's acceptable really
>>29534128
>4 times in 3 days
>nympho
lol
Make America magical again
>I wiIl.
We're barely keeping it together sometimes.
Look at this magnificent specimen
What's your best SpongeGar moment?
>just drove out to the country road to chill, smoke some dope and listen to tunes.
>be dark out
>Notice two cars coming, both directions.
>I'm parked on a large dirt shoulder with vehicle still on
>Notice I'm probably blinding the dude in the car coming my way
>turn car off and go into some sort of stealth mode
>car...
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>>29533910
>be me
>jaywalk
>get hit by a hearse
>>29533910
>be younger me
>9 years old
>just discovered masturbation
>take a day off of school to do nothing but masturbate
>say I'm sick
>parents still home
>lying in bed all day
>father comes in to check my temperature and stuff
>my pants...
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>>29534173
AHahha he knew!
How do I let a girl know I want to rub her belly?
a bump for a very important question
Just say it?
Belly bump
Big tubby belly thread?