>tfw being latino means you are native American
>didn't believe this till I saw videos of DNA tests
WE WUZ MAYANS N SHIT
>latinos have to watch documentaries to find out they're in America
>>29574881
what the hell did you thought they were then?
>be me 12 years old playing lego in my room
>mummy knocks on my door and says bedtime
>tidy up lego and climb into bed
>mummy comes over and tucks me into my duvet
>tell mummy i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummy reassure me that i can talk to her about anything
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>tfw no /ss/ mommy gf
why live
>>29574853
Christ, you reaIIy have lost it haven't you?
>>29574938
he likes to write stories while mommy makes him tendies
So a few friends and I are making our own greenhouse for growing plants.
Anything we should know?
That it's fucking gay, not much.
>>29574820
Stale beer keeps slugs away.
>>29575157
fuckin rekt, first post best post
no but good luck op
What do women want in a guy at 25?
Well, it's going to vary from woman to woman. The same things they want in a guy at any other age I imagine. Confidence, charisma, charm, security, intelligence, loyalty, self discipline, trustworthiness. Devilish good looks never hurt either.
>>29574794
Ideally, independent living space, car, career (not just a job), degree, etc
Just be on a good path
>>29574794
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Would you show dick to your sister if she asked for it?
>>29574748
>Would you show dick to your sister if she asked for it?
don't have a sister
but I have a feeling I would
I've read enough doujins to know that's a very good idea
self bump, originaru
>mfw showered with her up until I was 14
being in a poor eastern household did have its perks
>hey big brother can I stay up with you and felix?
>s-sister..... felix died 5 years ago...
>>29574747
>"fuck off bitch we only have two controllers"
>>29574747
>"you main bowser you fag get the fuck out of here"
I will be homeless soon, i dont wanna go to the psychiatrist because i dont have any problem, i'm neet, i dont wanna work, i wanna spend the rest of my life (two years if i still virgin) playing games
i will be homeless, should i kill myself then?
>>29574641
no OP. I believe in you. All you have to do is go to the welfare office.
> i dont have any problem
then what's the problem? you have none but still you cry
go to the psychiatrist you cunt
>haven't had sex in nearly two weeks
lol wtf, how can someone even go for more than a week without sex?
>She threw you away without any warning
>you can't approach anyone at the party
I don't understand what the deal is. As long as you have someone near and dear to your heart, life is worth living. I know every single one of you has to have at least one friend or person that cares about you. Latch yourself to them. Remind yourself everyday that they are your reason for living. Once you have that anchor, the rest of life is smooth sailing.
>>29574599
please go back
you have to go back
>>29574599
too much cringe
>>29574599
please end your suffering.
im currently sitting on 210 pounds and is a three weeks in my weight loss, made steady progress and recently hitting my wall when it comes to losing weight. im losing weight slower and trying to increase the intensity of my workout.
doctors recommend a weight loss of 2 pounds a week because anything else is too fast. i feel like i lost 20 pounds so far
Smoke some meth, it'll go really quick. Only problem is getting in shape, I still have a flabby gut.
you shouldn't be hitting a plateau after only 3 weeks
just keep starving yourself dude, there's nothing to it
Good for you. One of my "friends" was 365lbs at his worst, stayed more around 340, and got down to 290 before he quit and after a year started going back up.
All he does is play MMOs EVERY FUCKING DAY. HE HAS DONE THIS SHIT FOR THE PAST 15+ YEARS. FUCKER HAS A MASTERS IN AI WITH A MINOR IN COMP SCI AND REFUSES TO AUTISM FOR SHEKELS.
Of course he's a fucking lolicon/pedophile too.
If there was a way I would be there for all of you /r9k/
But we're all going to die anyway. save your energy and just wait it out.
>We just want to post about frogs
>Normie people are all about dogs
>>29574581
thats very whorish
How can I force myself to commit suicide?
>inb4 don't do it
Of course I should. First off I have no close friends ad family and secondly my life is nothing more than an accumulation of negative utility. What is the significance of another 50 years of life? I would have to be a fucking chump to agree to live out the rest of this turkey.
>>29574556
You posted Bloom so you might read?
First, go crazy before you kill yourself, do some travelling in some shithole like Kenya and fuck some whores.
I done this and ended up not killing myself and getting a whole new outlook on life.
People can be pretty great and enjoyable when you abandon your prejudice. That's what I had to do and now I'm just trying to be a decent guy and working on my books.
I also attempted suicide before and the rope broke, left a huge red mark around...
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>>29574628
These Oyster "fuck your life" plans always seem so stupid. Why would I want to fuck whores in kenya, get aids, probably get mugged or maybe even kidnapped? You are presupposing that life is good. Maybe at a certain quality of living the illusion of life's equitability is strong enough to "justify" going on and on with it. But to me the only life worth fighting for is a devotional one and I sure as hell am not feeling it.
>>29574764
My mindset was a suicidal one, I went there to push myself to an ultimatum. I was always frowning, had nothing with me except money.
Then halfway through I got talking to some cool nigger outside a bar who was a real nice guy. I got talking to his friends, met some girls, actually had a blast.
I came back with the insight that friendship is everything in life and that people are open to friendship if you are insistent and are genuinely nice.
Sounds stupid, but when I came back I was fearless...
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Can such a pure woman exist in 3D, r9k?
Is it scientifically possible?
>>29574546
Just Say NO to MOE
80s anime is best
>>29574546
>Can pure woman exist in 3D, r9k?
no
the third dimension introduces more opportunities for impurities and imperfections to exist - this makes it very rare, basically impossible for 3D women to approach the level of quality of 2D women
>>29574601
did this happen due to ease of animation or changing technology? or is it simply the current style?
Women would rather have "progress" than be in a relationship with me.
>>29574488
damn i know that feel all too well
>>29574488
Don't be mad at the gays just because you can't get laid.
>>29574488
What do you mean by having progress?
> it's another "sister liking 50 photos of white guys in a row on instagram" episode
>>29574477
ls she black?
Something similar happened, I stopped being her brother or loving her afterwards.
>sister makes tinder account
>meets chad off tinder
>fucks him within a month
>dad and I shame her
>she withdraws and tries to get closer with chad
>chad breaks up with her
>sister cries for days and blames dad and I
>ends up dropping out of...
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>>29574477
If she's not white, then get her to STOP IMMEDIATELY
I refuse to have you fucking shitskins make the white race go extinct. White is beautiful and I dread a world where everyone has the same light brown skin color.
If she's white, then shut the fuck up, she's doing the right thing