Who /wizard/ here? I'm 32 years old, still a KV.
>>24068899
I'm the same way.
>>24068899
tell us your tale, friend
ever get close?
daily routine?
neet or no?
>>24068899
34 k.v. semi neet want out been trying for years.
>I haven't watched a movie in years, gimme your recommendation anon
Before Sunset
>>24068767
Sharknado
Spider Man (2002)
Who else /outcast/ here?
>too much of a normie to fit in with the robots
>too much of a robot to fit in with the normies
>no hobbies or interests
>no friends that I regularly talk to
>>24068703
I know that feel. Just keep being you anon, the feeling of lonliness eventually goes away.
>>24068774
>the feeling of lonliness eventually goes away
That's not true. It only gets worse.
>>24068703
>tfw you have never once felt a true sense of belonging anywhere
I hate women. I really and truly do. I can't even begin to put into words how much of an unbelievable burning fucking hatred I feel towards them.
Every problem I've ever had in life has come from a woman be it false rape accusations, getting thrown in prison for hitting one after she had already hit me four times, losing half of everything I own in a divorce, being forced to pay child support for a kid that wasn't even mine, all the way back to getting my dick sliced up because my whore mother thought it looked better. I hate when they look at me. I hate...
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You already know what you need to do. Just do it.
>>24068712
This.
You sound like an average robot, just one that'd actually be willing to shoot people.
I truly feel sorry for you if this is a true story.
>re-introduce the robot
>nothing changes
I will....tomorrow.
it's mostly because the modern topic of /r9k/ doesn't lean itself to image dumps that are stopped by it.
There are a few less meme posts, I guess.
The board culture had been irrevocably changed by the lack of the robot for too long. That, and the influx of users in the past year. It was too late to change anything, other than limit some of the same shitposting.
Make yourself feel worse as we judge how much of a loser you are.
Judge away...
>>24068591
I give you a 4/10
inb4 hurr you be a nigger...
Who /droopybentdick/ here?
Yes this is fully erect
All you straight dick chads who think they can't get a gf sicken me.
AT LEAST YOU HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD STRAIGHT DICK
Why couldn't I be born with a normal shaped dick? Every time I see any kind of dick irl they are always pointing up or straight out while I feel like I am the only one with a droopy dick
>>24068527
That is a muscle you can strengthen, its called "kegels" or something like that.
>>24068630
How do you remember to do kegels? I always do it for like a few hours and then forget about it.
>>24068630
I thought that was only for girls. Does that actually do anything for men?
I can't take it anymore. This is the end of the line. I stalled for so long but now everything is crumbling down. I can't even think about my future without having the uncontrollable urge to vomit and have a panic attack. I know I'm not going to make it to next semester, nobody knows im struggling, they always thought i was the genius who does great even though i insisted i wasn't.
Fuck. I should've killed myself several months ago. Why did I ever have hope that things would get better?
Drop out and become a NEET. I was in your situation so I just stopped going to class and moved back home at the end of the semester. Now I'm /comfy/ every day.
>>24068472
Rob a bank anon
>>24068472
I will tell you something that my father told me when I was suicidal. He said that it makes no sense to kill myself because I will die soon anyway, not because I am sick but because life is short, if you are 35 and live the average lifespan in a first world country it is already half way over, not to mention disease and accidents. If you are not in physical untreatable pain you have no reason to want to die, If you are unhappy it is your subconscious way of telling you to make a change. You might say "But I don't know how" finding out how to solve your problems is the only way you will grow, it is nothing to be ashamed of.
Any robots meditate? I started doing it this week and I kinda like it.
I've seen it being peddled as a good way to deal with depression and anxiety. Not sure if I'm just feeling a placebo but after a week of doing it for about 20 mins a day I'm feeling a lot more focused and happier.
Is meditation the cure to the feels that trouble us?
What kind of meditation, like how are you doing it
>>24068453
Download from app store adult coloring books with water and nature sound effects. Better than mediating and extremely relaxing. Love, Grandma
OP here again.
If anyone is interested and wants to get into it.
I literally just watched the first two videos on youtube about meditation to get started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wirV265ZYSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0rSmxsVHPE
First video is a long introduction outlining how to do it and the benefits. Second is a condensed version of how to get into the meditative state.
Will you step up to the plate and man up for these fine maidens and their spawn?
[Spolier] Even single mom's can be hyperglycemia these days [/Spoiler]
>>24068334
>i can be the nicest person or the meanest
>you either love me or you hate me
>i'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet
kill yourself tripcunt
>>24068334
She's cute and has a job at least.
At this point it seems like the only single girls are fat or single moms.
Can black guys be autists?
Asking for a friend.
>>24068327
No black guys cannot be autists and/or robots.
I've known a couple of black spergs. They exist.
Chief Keef has autism. Or at least it seems like it. Maybe he's just really, really black.
>>24068327
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6fG-KjhVPA
Do you think the U.S. will impose a bachelor tax in the future?
why does this make you sad?
If they did (which they never would) it would mean girls would be more likely to shack up with you to avoid paying. Unless you're saying it would be a male only tax.
>>24068169
Gay marriage already solved that problem. Just marry another dude.
>>24069065
I suggest you look up the definition of the word "bachelor" my friend.
Let's discuss this /r9k/
I just can't fucking believe that women, despite desiring only the tallest males, wear shoes to make themselves taller.
They straight up say "I want a man who's taller than me when I'm in 6-inch heels." It's fucking retarded.
>>24068162
Shes just trying to be nice. She is not going to show
Most women won't wear 6-inch heels unless they're in the bedroom, or showing off. Additionally the only people that care about height are you, and people that are too retarded to realize that being tall ain't shit. Just slay pussy anyways and if some bitch gives you shit for being a manlet, just ditch em. Ain't nobody got time fo dat
>tfw no low IQ legally-retarded blonde qt gf to cuddle on a rainy Friday night
Like why even live?
I want to groom a retard.
Post blondes only, best grills are blondes.
>>24068156
The only blonde that matters
>>24068156
Natalia best blond
>>24068201
fuck off carafag
OKAY WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU A MOD?
Is /fit/ a meme, or an actual cure to depression/anxiety/paranoia
>>24068132
It will help but not cure
>>24068132
It really does help, but wont solve your problems completely
It's a cure for your weak body, it's not going to help you if you're mentally ill.