>me, 18, NEET, HS dropout
>fill out job application online
>spend time trying to make myself look good on paper
>"list 3 work-related references"
>"list 3 personal references"
WHAT THE FUCK THEY TOLD ME I COULD FLIP BURGERS AS A DROPOUT AND THATS ALL I HAVE THE AMBITION TO DO
WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED 6 MONTHS EXPERIENCE, AND FUCKING 6 REFERENCES TO FLIP FUCKING BURGERS
HOW...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29650964
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A JOB
I DONT CARE IF ITS UNDER MINIMUM WAGE I JUST NEED TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE MONEY TO GET WEED SO IM NOT CONSTANTLY DEPRESSED
>>29651048
THEY DON'T CARE WHETHER YOU HAVE WORK EXPERIENCE OR NOT. THEY JUST HIRE THE MOST SUITABLE ONE WHO THEY THINK ISN'T GOING TO QUIT AFTER THE FIRST TWO WEEKS.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
>>29651048
>>29651080
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MARKETABLE SKILLS? IT'S YOUR JOB TO LEARN SO THAT SOMEDAY SOMEONE MIGHT PAY YOU FOR THOSE SKILLS. COMPANIES AREN'T COMMUNIST ATMS WHO JUST GIVE OUT JOB OPPORTUNITIES EQUALLY TO EVERY RETARD. OF COURSE YOU'LL HAVE LOT OF COMPETITION SINCE ANY RETARD CAN APPLY FOR THOSE JOBS. YOU JUST HAVE TO PROVE THAT YOU AREN'T ONE.
What's the comfiest sitcom to watch when you are depressed?
First 5 seasons of the American Office
"Friends" always worked for me, others might find it depressing though.
>>29651066
Confirmed. Seriously.
Today I accomplished something
I have pretty bad social anxiety to the point of finding it very difficult to go outside, and nearly all of my interactions with unknown people go horribly, so going out and buying things for my father today was pretty great even if i did sperg out badly
>go to small local shop to buy dad some food as a present
>select food
>waiting in line to pay
>qt girl is at checkout
>hand over...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29650917
Jesus it's just an honest mistake everyone could make. Why sperg out over it?
>>29650948
did you actually read my post? I have non-meme social anxiety so its a big deal at the time, and so is going outside without friends. Is this even r9k anymore?
>>29650969
No we are /reddit/
>"I hear you talkin' 'bout we a lot, oh, you speak French now?"
What did she mean by this, /r9k/?
>>29650904
>What did she mean by this, /r9k/?
How the fuck would we know retard
>>29650904
Was just listening to that senpai, great song :^)
it means you have be talking shit or you have been talking about you and her alot.
""oui"" in french means yes, but it sounds like ""we""
talking about ""oui"" alot = talking about us alot
>Oh my gosh girls look at anon! He can not stop staring at our exposed soles!
>>29650894
lol wtf no one has ever said that
>>29650894
>exposed soles
Stop trying to make this a thing you fucking autistic shitposter
>>29650905
>make this a thing
ITT: happy youtube channels
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi7BsyeNmdfZa37Ep8kl2LQ
>>29650853
I fucking love that guy
>>29650853
What's the difference between blackbot, nigger, Tyrone and negro.
>>29650853
"The happiest channel on earth" is not an exaggeration. Everytime I watch his videos I become happy. It forget my problems whenever I watch this lovable magic negro.
I want a girlfriend to beat and abuse.
>>29650835
Me too desu famaIam
>>29650835
had that. i abused her only when fucking her though.
Fuck yourselves.
It's okay anon, you can lick it if you want
>29650829
>you can lick it if you want
I really do actually :)
dem pixels.
>>29650829
source? girl seems pretty
>on skype with my only friend left
>he says his going out with his mum and brother
>but I can hear it in his voice
>his going drinking with the normies
>>29650737
What are you into? If its /pol/, I can introduce you to a /pol/ skype group. Same for /co/ but its much less active. I also know a skype robot I can introduce you to.
>>29650754
Do you know of any robot discords?
>>29650769
>robot discords
Ehhh... you'll have to elaborate. Also I only talk to one robot now who seems to be slowly clawing his way out.
Are you in NYC by any chance?
Trying to get with oneitis ITT: I need your help, I was messaging pic related for about 20 mins and was all good and she stopped replying. This was a week ago, I want to move in again. The rest of convo below
Part 2 originate comment
Part 3 originaru
Part 4: the reckoning. She saw my message and don't reply. Just for some context, we went to the same school about 6 years ago, haven't spoken since but she is oneitis and now is the time. How do I revive this?
Anyone love that feel when you are about to enter your wife, and she grabs your cock to lead it in because she wants it so bad. Feels amazing.
Y-yeah, I love that feel bro! I-I definitely know that feeling! Haha...
>>29650667
I know! Isn't amazing! How long you been married? 4 years here.
>>29650689
Congratulations! O-only thr- uh two years here bro! But she heh, uh, keeps me happy! I-in bed haha, you know how it is haha...
How do women resist the urge to spend all day sucking and fucking big cocks?
they're not as gay as you
>>29650595
They can't. Whenever they are alone in private, they are sucking dick, usually big thick black cock.
Follow this rule of thumb, if the woman is alone, she's getting a bone.
>>29650647
but then she isn't alone
Am I fucked?
I met a girl on internet and we like to talk in phone and text a lot, daily.
I asked how tall she is and she's 168cm. And I said I am 169cm.
It was heartcrushing when she said if I'd be even 1cm shorter she would not date me. I lied my height, I am 165cm.
Now she wants to meet me. Wat do?
>>29650576
Tell her to shove it up her ass for judging you so harshly on your height despite your otherwise apparent good characteristics (She wouldn't be talking to you if you didn't have a personality she liked.)
Tell her the truth and say that it's shallow of her to judge your entire relationship based on 1 cm. Then tell her you don't want to date her because of that.
Don't fall for roastie bullshit. The second she sees you she'll act ecstatic but you'll never see her again because she's a shallow vapid whore.
Seriously. Tell her then cut all contact. These are not the people you need in your life.
Buy elevator shoes or insoles, go meet her, while looking visibly taller
And then tell her you've been thinking about what she said about how she wouldn't date you if you were even 1 cm shorter, and that she should go fuck herself because she's shallow as fuck.
Open you're ass desu senpai
I've been on 4chan for 10 years but have never understood this at all.
Why do people spam these threads and just write "open your ass" , the same thing in the stupid picture, and that's it?
Is it supposed to be funny? An epic meme? I'm very confused by why people always seem to post just this image with no real content in their text post. What's so special about it compared to other images.
>>29650646
clearly you haven't been here for 10 years newfag
>>29650654
I have been, but I still don't understand. I know it's the guy who voices Snot on American Dad. Am I missing something? The threads never get replies either. Is it just you spamming le funny butt meme?
>be me
>30
>NEET
>parents dead
>3/10 looks at best
>2/10 social skills
>been massively depressed for almost two decades and never planned to live this long
welp, what am I supposed to do now. I cant seem to kill myself no matter how shitty my life is.
Depends how much money you have and source of income. Do you have autismbux or inheritance?
>>29650558
just neetbux.
>>29650549
Did you get an inheritance?