Is driving all the way from Isla Vista to Arizona just to buy a lottery ticket a reasonable thing to do?
>>24523147
No. He was clearly a delusional narcissist. This is always my go to example of how he wasn't just narcissistic, he was actively delusional. He thought he was destined to win big, and threw a hissy fit when he didn't: perfect metaphor for his life.
>>24523147
>lottery ticket
>reasonable
It would literally be more reasonable to start shouting "Make me president!" in front of the White House and hope Obama concludes you seem like a nice guy, changes the constitution and makes you president.
Hey, it's not IMPOSSIBLE, the odds are just very low, right?
>>24524081
Being able to have sex shouldn't be an unreasonable expectation, women are just spoilt.
>cis white babies, culturally appropriating nakey-american religious head dresses
when will people learn that this is NOT okay, nakey-american lives matter
>nakey
Stop it
I actually laughed
>>24523906
no fun
>you will never ever hang out with filthy frank, idubbbz and maxmoefoe in australia or california or some other cool place
>you will never ever smoke weed, get smashed, hit the beach, travel around, make cool videos and party hard with your new friends
i dont want to live anymore
>>24523057
confirmed for underage
Go back to reddit, you fucking faggot cunt.
>>24523057
I dunno, eating cakes of vomit/hair doesn't seem too fun.
Its so easy tho , why arent you getting pussy on tinder
>>24522768
>3DPD
Fuck off normalslime.
>>24522768
Let me know when she stops responding op
>immoreinterestingonline.exe
>haven't been able to shit in a week and a half
>finally go to shit
>feels like im going to die
just fuck me up, colon
>>24522233
>a week and a half
jesus dude how did you not die from all that shit staying inside you and relasing toxins?
i freak out if i don't shit for two-three days
>>24522284
its pretty normal for me
once i went three weeks without realizing it. i had the worst stomach pain ever. went to the hospital. they did a CT scan and you could actually see the poop backed up in my guts.
>>24522361
that's not normal for anyone dude, a week and a half is way too much
who /wishingforfemaleattention/ here?
>be me
>walking home from college, bc live near
>made friends with 7/10 qt in class
>we didn't really talk that much after
>feels.jpg
>but wait
>see her walking in front of me
>walk quicker to catch up but not run because that's creepy bro
>lets...
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Umm text her on facebook?
She's giving you instructions on what to do. God damn, you're having a relationship handed to you with training wheels and you're asking for advice?
Might as well rinse your mouth out with buckshot, retard.
>Girl hug
I can only imagine the warmth. Fucking hell, it must feel amazing.
Tell her you don't have Facebook because you wanted a fresh start in college or some shit.
Ask her to hit you up on Skype or whatever.
>contract HPV
>condoms do nothing to prevent transmission
>fuck bitches
if you've got the bug, how does it feel delivering cervical cancer to every unvaccinated woman you vaginally penetrate for the rest of your life.
I had sex with a girl recently and I think she had HPV. I used a condom though, am I fucked forever?
>>24521798
everyone has that m8
>>24523211
Am I gonna get itchy wart dick?
So today i just had it. Instead of going down the suicide road. I just wanna start backpack touring the fuck away.
I have like 200 euros left. Will i survive? No idea but it will be fun.
Sure. But take a phone with an extra battery with you. Being in nature can change your perspectives and your body produces natural anti-depressants
>>24521764
Murrican hitch hiker and train hopper here. What gear ya got, robot?
Proceeding to lurk this thread.
>>24521764
are u from Funland?
>not trying to be a normie
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>24521520
Nothing wrong with being exceptional my normie friend.
>short
>normie
Not really possible unless you're some jackass
Normies are assholes.
Elliot Rodger never knew that after his death there would be a community that idolises him
He is my idol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJwetVN5jhA
>>24521497
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE
i don't idolize this fag.
>tfw too intelligent for my own good
>>24521444
Tfw I use my brain so much my body can almost not take it anymore.
>tfw I have no accomplishments despite my supposed intellgience
>>24521510
I graduated summa cum laude from the USC at the age of 17.
>"look everyone! Anon doesn't feel any pain! Look how he reacts when you punch him!"
>>24521431
I have a pretty great tolerance for pain, at least.
When shit like this happened I could pretty much just stand there with little to no reaction
>>24522613
Same with me. I can't stand heat at all for some reason though. You'd figure if you don't mind pain, you shouldn't mind high temperatures either, but I guess that's just not the case.
>>24523247
Huh, I'm exactly the same. Spooky.
Like the most intense pain I've ever felt was eating a lot of hot food too quickly and feeling it burn its way down my throat and towards my stomach.
Robots, you ready for another year of being the crazy uncle at the dinner table?
>Where's your girlfriend, anon? Don't tell me you're a fag.
Every fucking year.
I've got such a small family, I'm not even the biggest failure of my generation. My brother and cousin are my only competitors and they are all working shitty part time jobs while living with parents.
Feels good not being the only failure this family has raised.
>>24521280
you neber lern
Well tumblr has finally invaded my university.
I live in Europe so it was weird for me. I was used to see tumblrwhales, whiteknight fags and other kek behavior mainly in american leftists colleges.
But hey it was bound to happen right?
> english civilization and "debate" class
>"okay today's topic: sexism in politics"
> here we go
> we look at several documents of whiney politician bitches crying about being offended...
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>>24521112
Don't be mad, go socialize with some girls now that they know you're a "Funny guy".
>>24521112
>I shouldn't talk about things I don't know
Tip: people only say this when they have nothing else to say.
>>24521112
fuck off liar, you're a whiny underage american, we don't have such classes in europe
What do you do when self hatred hits you like a ton of bricks? It's always there, but sometimes it's really, really bad. I'm at a loss.
I hug my friend and it's better.
>>24521111
I don't have any friends mi familia
>>24521135
No problem. You can hug me instead.