Would you suck a trap's 8 inch weiner?
Why yes, yes I would
I've been trying to for the last few weeks but they're drugged up all the time and sleep all day.
how do i get to slurp on a big soft warm qt trap ballsack
Hey robots,
I have some issues with going outside and being around people; they scare me.
On days when I can't leave the house, I really enjoy playing music. I've recently started putting recordings of myself in YouTube but don't really have folk to share them with. If you're bored and fancy laughing at a robot pretending they can play guitar and sing, check it out
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEMGBLyyb-mIqX6rfPjs6kg
Thanks for always being there for me
Your post made me cry, you fucking nigger..
I'll check out your channel, but I want a hug.
You're not bad.
Try to cover this, if you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFEJO2ezl8c
It's something else that made me cry.
Textless posts are not allowed.
Also, this comment is original.
Swear to god.
Many girls won't date socially awkward guys. If you could, would you date a socially awkward girl?especially if she was a qt?
>>24644429
>would you date a socially awkward girl
That is literally the only type of girl I would date
Wouldn't have it any other way, they have less friends which means less drama
>>24644429
The only reason I lost my virginity is because I found a girl with actual autism (among other mental issues) with no friends.
>work shitty min wage job that I loath and get treated like shit
>but annon at least you have a job
>>24644378
Kek, rene?
do i die if i dont work
>have no job, never had a job
>no matter how many applications I put out, nobody ever EVER gets back to me
>don't have connections so can't even work under the table
>rapidly running out of money I've been saving all through high school
>not autistic enough to get NEETbux
>want something to do all day, bored and feel crappy being sedentary
>normalfriends with jobs whine about how annoying it is to work, how bored they are at their jobs and how much drama they have with their coworkers
>they don't appreciate the gift they've been given, the opportunity for an honest days pay for an honest days work
>even illiterate Mexican immigrants can at least get paid a decent amount sitting in the home Depot parking lot and waiting for somebody to hire them for manual labor and I can't get a damn thing
Why dont you make new friends smoking weed?
I moved to a bigger city a few months ago, but got to know around 20 people on the first day.
Rolled a joint walked to the park and just sat down to random chill people that also smoked weed like "lets smoke some weed together"
Before weed i was a robot, but because of weed i made lots of friends and got less autistic
> reliefs stress
> decreases social anxiety
> makes you happy
>...
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> reliefs stress
Wrong
> decreases social anxiety
The opposite is true for most people.
> makes you happy
False
> fewer akward moments
The opposite is true for most people
>>24644372
It would be so easy if i had money for it
I find a good day is about 2 grams but I would love to be able to smoke all day like little Jacob off gta
>>24644451
>> reliefs stress
>Wrong
It does for most people i know
>> decreases social anxiety
>The opposite is true for most people.
It does for the most people i know.
>> makes you happy
> False
It makes me very happy
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How's that man pony coming along robots?
That hairstyle is 2/10
Who /slickedBackWithoutAnUndercut/ here?
Why would you even bother tying that short of hair back?
Anyone else here feel like they're being watched whilst watching porn?
The illuminati is always watching
>>24644290
>>24644308
gb2/x/
I watch it in private browsing without any kind of log in and still my main site always has videos that match my viewing pattern in the "recommended videos" section. What I gotta start browsing porn through a proxy now? I'm paranoid I'll get into politics or something one day only to have all the weird porn I watch made public.
/r9k/ used to be manly.
I don't mean chad, or sucessful with women, but we were bros, we weren't keks, we didn't orbit.
So many Liberal sjw types here now.
<"i can't post my misogyny anymore!!!"
ugh fuck off shitlord
Too many, but not all.
>>24644180
yeah, reddit9k is getting pretty old tb-h fa-m
Every one of her points is actually quite reasonable I don't get why everyone lost their shit over this video
If you're overweight just STOP eating so much and go for a walk occasionally its literally that fucking simple
https://youtu.be/CXFgNhyP4-A
It's more the painfully cringe worthy humour, from someone who is supposed to have been a stand up comedian for over a decade.
>>24644154
you can't just eat less and be healthy if you eat nothing but processed fat and sugar.
a lot of people actually have absolutely no idea about what foods are healthy, and which ones aren't.
but then you have people who think switching from regular corn dogs to gluten-free vegan dogs is healthier, even if you eat 5 at a time.
corporations want people to be fat. they spend more on food, medication, etc.
>>24644154
Yeah, bro. That's true.
Also, if you're depressed, why don't you just go outside, start smiling, and be happy? That simple.
And if you can't get a girlfriend, just be yourself! Works every time.
> be me
> spend most of my time alone watching shitty sitcoms
> go out occasionally on weekends with a few people
> no real friends left, I usually have to initiate hanging out
> too normal to be a robot, too robot to be a normie
> have hope for future but at same time seems so bleak
How do I learn to appreciate the few friends I have left? My self esteem is so low but I occasionally...
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>>24644044
If you like consuming media at least find something more ambitious than sitcoms (which are normie oriented, like most tv shows)
>>24644098
Any recommendations? I'm a pretty shitty filmie cause I love film but just have a stupid fascination with sitcoms, as shitty as things get in sitcoms it seems the characters always have each other. They'll do the right thing. Humans just aren't like that man
>>24644044
Take control of your weight situation while it's still manageable. The last thing you want to do is wake up as a complete fat fuck and hate your life.
As far as the obstacles go, remember that obstacles are things that are meant to be conquered. The best way to stave off depression is to pick up hobbies or interests that bring you joy. It sucks at first, just think local and act global with respect to your own life.
Appreciation for your few friends goes a long way. Tell them you appreciate them...
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I need to cure my feels. Give me a best o' 4chan thread
>textless posts are not allowed
Inb4 muted for not original
inb4 muted for not original
Who /liberal dystopia/ here?
>spent 3 weeks trying to pluck up the courage to ask out this girl at work
>genuinely liked her as a person, the first girl I've ever met that I felt I could actually >be myself< around
>pussied out asking her out time and time again despite that we were working alone together for hours every day and she was giving me signals to go for it
>just got a call from my boss and i'm fired
Shit guys. This is really hitting me hard. I...
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>>24643865
Call her and ask. You have nothing left to lose now that you won't have to see her everyday if she says no.
Just show up to work like nothing happened
>>24643889
>>24643865
I made the mistake of asking out a coworker that i saw everyday. Turns out we made better friends. Since you dont work there, I say more power to you!
you're in the club and this bitch walks up and grabs your dick
>"wanna come back to my room anon?"
>>24643834
Pretty sure the there's a few pics of this girl with her bf
EASY.. MODE..
the fuck is your problem?
>>24643848
post pics pls anon desu
Post your 10/10's /r9k/
>>24643830
She's so funnie!
i forgot who this is, but i fap to it every day
>10/10
>older than 16
>tfw no cute, white gf
White teenagers are the best thing on this planet
>>24643770
What a punchable face. Even the shoop is ugly asf
>tfw finally cute, white gf