>2014+1
>still no cure for baldness
What the FUCK
>>24676525
Im pretty sure theres a cure
>>24676525
finasteride
>>24676551
That's not a cure retard
>"Uhhhhh... hey girls, this is my brother 'Anon'...he likes videogames and stuff"
>>24676513
And gettin up in that pussy! Whose first ladies?
Geez, I guess I shouldn't have come downSTARES! HAHAHAHAHA!
>Hey, hows it going.
Then go to my room and post on r9k about >tfw no gf.
Whats the gayest thing you've ever done?
Pretty much everything except oral and penetration with another guy. I didn't like it though.
Circle jerk
>>24676460
Stroked a penis till it cameIt was my own penis
>tfw your first kiss gives you mono
>tfw your first kiss gives you gay
>>24676434
>tfw your first kiss gives you stereo
>>24676434
Think of it as a double kiss, one from herand one from nurgle
It's like your first time is a threesome!
Any of you robots wear beanies during the winter? What your favorite color
>pic related mines
I have a beanie of the same color except it says Hoosiers on it, love that thing family.
>Dumb hat normalfags and hipsters wear to fit in
It's not even hot outside. Take that shit off you fucking tools. Even worse when you faggots have it on inside. I always told myself the minute I wear one of these, it means suicide is right around the corner.
>>24676491
what? We are in the middle of winter, its fine to wear a beanie especially when its cold. I dont even understand your hate.
>>24676398
Maroon is the best color for beanies. Nice choice
Being attracted to biological women is normie-tier in the extreme. You can't be a robot if you don't fap to traps.
>>24676248
Why do you try so hard to hide the fact that you're just a fag who likes dick? Get out of that closet, you silly butterfly.
>>24676299
>i love cock
>im attracted to grills
>...
>traps
Also traps make better friends and dont ask a lot of you
>>24676248
Smoking hot
who here /fucksfatties/?
once you get past the shame of it, it's really easy. they're easier to talk to, less intimidating, low self esteem so they want to please you and let you do fucked up shit with them, it takes less wit and charm to get them to your place, and you don't even have to be attractive.
Just admit that you are disappointed with your own tastes in women
>>24676267
not really, they grew on me. i think i prefer them now even. there's nothing like pressing your body up to a warm, soft, cuddly teddy bear of a girl and sticking your dick inside it
>>24676244
Guys that like fat girls are ashamed of being seen in public with them. It's the reason I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin. I also look 16.
You step into an alternate reality where this is the case of the new century. What happens? How does the media characterize it? What's the verdict? How does the public react?
nobody would give a shit
>>24676126
It immediately gets swept under the rug and everyone forgets it ever happened. The parents of the victim visit the murderer often, so he doesn't get lonely in jail.
>>24676173
So the murderer does actually go to jail in this one?
Have any robots ever been to jail or prison?
>>24676073
The small penis jail if that counts
I was in a youth correctional facility for 2 1/2 years. It fucking sucked.
I went to county for two days on a misdemeanor several years ago.
yeah was a week in jail, pretty boring to be honest, some child molester got his ass kicked after the tv everyone was watching showed him as a child molester on the news, so that was interesting, other than that you either just jog around the exercise area or watch tv with the rest, btw i wasnt on a single cell more like they put bunks for a shit load of people and you sleep and live with like 40 people, oh and the day i left they did a surprise drug and contraband check worst hour of my life
I say we have a thread about everyone's least favorite submissive asian boy blower.
Ayase best
saged for 2nd best grill
>>24676042
>ha lee 2nd best
ayase wont be the loyal submissive type you always wanted
>>24676023
>he asks for my soundclown
>for my OC to shitpost about me
BBC Thread
Do all you guys really have no gf? Wouldn't you get like crazy, suicidal lonely not being in a relationship for months or even years at a time? How do you cope?
I am literally going to kill myself any day now, im so fucking sad, i feel like cutting off my dick , idk y thats just how i feel, i already mutilated the usual spots
by going crazy
idc about no gf. i actually hate women and just want to rape them.
She's not wrong, you know.
>>24675962
men don't say any of that directly to women and most of it is bullshit anyway fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEee roastie whore
i will literally fuck any girl, just don`t be overweight
>>24675962
Yes, she is. For men, those are preferences only. For women, if you're under six feet you may as well not exist. Further, the men that like those things form minorities. Some men like big tits, some like small ones, some like any, ect.
All women want to fuck tall men, and if you're not tall you may as well not exist to them.
I just fucked my aunt. I feel more ashamed than anything
>be me
>aunt is 38
>divorce happens because she apparently cheated on herhusband
>lives alone with cousin (he's 9)
>she invites us to her house (a big ass one )
>spend the day playing cawa doody with cousin
>he asks if l can stay
>say ok because l don't get...
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>>24675926
How old are you though?
>>24675926
Is she hot? Share pics, OP.
>>24675926
Fuck her again you faggot.
robots, what should i get my boyfriend for christmas? He's kind of like you guys but more alpha
Go fuck yourself
[unmoot]
>>24675895
nah i've got him for that
Get him a butt plug.
So, now that we know there's no neurological difference between men and women, can we please stop giving special attention to trannies and giving them awards for "bravery"?
>>24675714
op are we on the same mental retardation as wummien ten?????????
>>24675714
>researchers at tel-aviv university
>>24676096
You might be