Do all you guys really have no gf? Wouldn't you get like crazy, suicidal lonely not being in a relationship for months or even years at a time? How do you cope?
I am literally going to kill myself any day now, im so fucking sad, i feel like cutting off my dick , idk y thats just how i feel, i already mutilated the usual spots
by going crazy
idc about no gf. i actually hate women and just want to rape them.
>>24676017
why do you care so much
its not that bad and if you wanna kill yourself than wouldnt you have done it already
>>24675973
its all about meditation and realizing how much better off I am by being alone
I prefer it because there are so many more things to do by myself, but the one thing that makes it bad is not being able to share any accomplishments with anyone, lucky for us it's the age of convenience and you can talk with people online
There's no reason to be sad when you live in the modern age, people will force themselves to feel sorry about their lives because society makes them believe that depression is built on loneliness
They truly aren't self aware enough as people to realize that they are living the lives of luxury
>>24676103
sorry i cant be as grateful as you but im so lonely
>>24676154
You aren't sad because you're alone, you're sad because you don't do jack shit
>>24676189
you don't know shit about me. how could you even assume that like i'm the exact same person as you?
I'm alone and that makes me sad but it's not the only reason
>>24676017
Lmao son you're a real little keker, you know that?
You can't miss something you never had.
GFs are bad for you, anyways.
![Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 08 [1080p].mkv - 11.png](https://i.imgur.com/rWxxTXs.jpg "Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 08 [1080p].mkv - 11.png")
with a lot of anime
>>24676236
Think about this dillweed, you get a friend tomorrow. Now what do you talk about?
"Uh.. i saw on r9k yesterday a funny.. uh thread.. haha"
Get a fucking life before you think youre sad because you dont have a life if you had a life youd have a life, but you dont want a life. You more than likely hate other people, that's probably why you are here in the first place.
>>24675973
But you posted mine.
Had GF
It got shit
She was clingy as fuck and would barely let me have facebook friends
She ended up being one of those clingy yandere bitches, but cheated anyway.
Now I play video games all day and say fuck relationships
The grass isn't greener on the other sides desu lads. Fuck relationships, they'll just keep you away from what you like
>>24676305
my life doesnt revolve around r9k and it's not the only thing i do you fucking fag
I'm all out of shrugs.
All the things that people in relationships like to do are things I hate to do. It wouldn't work out, and the health, legal, risks are too high. When you consider that 2D>3D, I'm pretty sold on my lifestyle.
>>24676338
what else do you do, and if it makes your life so fulfilling why arent you happy
friends dont mean anything
you're right, i know nothing about you, all i know is youre an upset person an obviously theres something wrong with you
>>24676103
>wouldnt you have done it already
no, thats fucking retarded, were talking about dying you cunt. you fucking cunt go fuck yourself, fuck i fucking hate you fuckers fuck you fucking nigger piece of goddamn dokney shit fuck you
>be 34
>never had a gf
>alcoholic for most of my 20's
>realizing that it's wrecking my health
>stopped
>now have infinite hours to sit around and think about my life
>helium tanks on order
>>24675973
>How do you cope?
Mostly by watching anime of couples having struggles and developing a deep relationship, and then crying when I know that will never happen to me. Then I watch some shitty slice of life/action/comedy/whatever to normalize, and then repeat the cycle.
>>24676017
B-But you can't just give up now! There are probably lots of girls who would love to get to know you better, you just need to put yourself out there and be yourself.
>>24675973
>Have gf
>yesterday she tells me I'm not assertive at all, and she feels like she's the man in the relationship
>day or two before told me she doesn't see us together long term, we aren't soulmates
the end comes
then i merely have to wait for my mother to die so I can kill myself without hurting any relevant family members
>>24675973
>How do you cope?
I get on /r9k/ to simulate human contact
>>24676393
Haha, you have a will to live!!! Nerd!
>>24676415
>feminazis dictate that we be taught for our entire youth that we're rapist oppressors
>teachers ruthlessly crush anything assertive about boy behavior
>fast forward 20 years
>boys are massive pussies that girls aren't attracted to
You need to hate feminism and get that shit ended as fast as possible.
>>24676336
>tfw clingy as fuck
I don't think I wouldn't let other person have friends but I do sometimes get paranoid about it.
How do I cure clingyness?
>>24676103
Wow this is so typical.
"I'm able to be happy, so that means everyone else is able too."
>self insert romance anime/manga
>lots of sleeping
>getting drunk
>day dreaming a lot
Basically this, thank you Japan for suppressing my will to kill myself.
>>24676489
Its not an issue as long as you dont threaten to kill yourself when your s.o is sleeping, or playing games and can't answer your messages.
>>24675973
Is this some kind of sick joke? why are you reminding me that im a social retard?
>>24676546
Okay I don't do those so thats good.
>>24676414
b8 confirmed.
>>24676489
>sitting back and watching as your clinginess destroys another relationship
>do nothing about it
>already know how this is going to end but can't stop
>still feel bad years later
>>24675973
I play waifu simulators. like persona 4 or conception 2, or danganronpa, or fire emblem. I watch anime too.
>>24676710
I know these feels
relevant original comment
Captcha 666
It sucks not being able to relate to people well. Sure makes finding a woman hard.
>>24676814
If Gensokyo was real I'd kill myself right now.
>>24677005
we can go together and make it some weird weeb double suicide
>>24677061
You two are just like the guys in that columbine movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HN9FNcWc2g&feature=youtu.be&t=229
>>24677061
Make it a triple
>>24677162
make it 4
mass robo suicide when
I split my time between pretending that it's not a problem, and telling myself that it's not worthwhile.
When I'm pretending that it's not a problem, I cope by desperately trying to keep my mind off it, working on other shit, and concocting elaborate fantasies wherein some girl I recently met finds me incredibly attractive. The ending on those used to be mostly "until she realizes that it's not healthy for her to be near me", but I think I've leveled up a bit because now they tend to end with me having to avoid her until she finds someone else.
When I'm telling myself that it's not worthwhile, I almost exclusively cope by watching other people be in relationships. My favorite part is how it's not usually two people in a relationship; most often it's only half a person, tops. Whichever of the two is the worthless half, they just stand around poking holes in their partners thoughts, ideas, plans, goals, life-long priorities, and dreams. Meanwhile, their partner spends nearly all their energy and willpower in a desperate struggle to not beat the shit out of their partner (unless the worthwhile partner is a woman, because it's somehow legal for a woman to beat the shit out of a man [unless the worthless partner is also a woman, in which case there will be an interesting court case]). Whatever energy/will they have left goes toward desperately trying to trick the worthless partner into doing something with them, and sometimes also drag themselves to work for the day. It's fascinating. Kind of like watching two snowmen try to hike across the desert.
I don't know what a relationship feels like so I have anything to compare not being in a relationship to.
I do not try to find a gf (or bf). If it happens it happens.
I'm also completely unsure of my own sexuality since I've never experienced intimacy of any kind.
>>24677285
>I'm also completely unsure of my own sexuality since I've never experienced intimacy of any kind.
Do you not masturbate? Even without ever touching another person you should know what your sexuality is just by virtue of knowing whether you masturbate to straight porn or gay porn.
>implying a gf would actually make me happy
I'd just like to fuck a girl and leave it at that. Relationships are for beta white knights
There are a lot of accepted world views that support this lifestyle. Just look at monks or read the bible, the hermit lifestyle can make you sane
>>24677305
>he doesn't want a cute long term gf to cuddle with
>>24677326
In a perfect world with a perfect woman, yeah I definitely would. But it doesn't work in the real world. Emotionally investing in a thot, is a dangerous game.
>>24677303
That's the thing though. There really isn't any rhyme or reason to my fap material. One day it's sissy traps sucking big dicks, the next day it's female exhibitionism.
>>24677303
It feels kind of hollow when it's all fantasy though. "random shit on /d/" isn't a very solid foundation for a sexuality.
>>24677390
iktf
trying to cut porn out of my life
>>24677326
I need my own shinobu.
>>24677443
>He doesn't have his own loli vampire servant
ka ka
>>24677636
It's not fair anon, why even live if I can't have my perfect loli?
>>24676327
I guess I've lost my mind if I actually find this shit cute
>>24677730
But anon, she's already right there in your shadow, look!I was lying. Loli vampires aren't real. Sorry, bro.
>>24676489
there's nothing wrong with clingyness, you just gotta find someone clingy back
don't change who you are to please others or you'll just be more upset yourself. It's good to want to please the other person in the relationship too sometimes, but what you really need to be happy is to be understood for who you are and appreciated.
There's lots of other clingy people out there, things are a bit more difficult, but don't loose heart!
>>24675973
Female is not important now
I must unite the Germanic peoples
I would rather have no gf than be with someone I don't like. Seriously, women can destroy your life so I am happy to be a virgin with no gf so I can avoid getting my life ruined.
>>24675973
masturbating furiously
>>24676402
Senpai, where from order? Also, did all that drinking cause your hair to thin? If so, did it grow back after you stopped?
>>24678269
id be happy to spend time with someone i dont like just for a change of pace so i can get on with my life
Women would rather voluntarily put themselves in Chad's harem than evenly distribute themselves among men.
In fact womens sexual strategies are why they never bad rights until recently and their fathers would sell them to men to be married.
