Any robots in the military?
How /fit/ were you going into basic?
How was basic training?
How is day to day life?
Which branch is the most robot friendly?
I'm in the military, but not how you think.
I'm the babysitter assigned to you faggots.
Air Force here. I'm a drone operator; it's pretty comfy. Trying to figure out how to rig it to work with a console controller.
There is forced conscription in my country and I'll be called in 2 years. I'll kill myself the second they hand me a gun.
>tfw your favorite youtube comedian is crybaby
He throws a fit every time he puts out a video with a bunch of dislikes. It's such a shame too, he's really one of the hidden gems of youtube.
>Not knowing how to turn off comments.
The guy can make some great videos (https://youtu.be/b-yyk3TJfAU). He just can't handle when people talk shit about him
Here is the video his post is in response to: https://youtu.be/1pn3sUhNcSI
>>24700901
Joe is going through some hard times right now. Have some patience you whiny bitch, don't jump to conclusions like your mother jumps onto black dick.
What's your excuse, /r9k/?
This man can make it, why can't you?
>Inb4: It's all the work of the bionic arm.
Pretty shit arm desu senpai. It doesn't even have a hand. Only good for jacking off and strangling people who talk shit about your waifu.
I'm a manlet so I'd be compensating if I had that body.
Idunno the loss of all the weight in that arm has got to be helping his gains
Which do you prefer? Alcohol or marijuana?
>Marijuana is better but I still enjoy drinking
Drinking because its more fun and you get out of yourself, weed makes me lame and boring
>>24700884
indicas>alcohol>sativas
I prefer the combo
anyone else straight but watch gay porn here?
>>24700873
>straight but watch gay porn
m8... I got news for you...
>>24700873
ye man, totes not gay senpai
I'm straight but I like to give blowjobs and get fucked in the ass by strangers.
do tall grills intimidate you, /r9k/?
no i fuckin love tall girls but fucking despise small girls for the sake of gender equality
They just make me feel like shit. Although I always feel like shit so maybe there is no link but unlikely.
seriously, I only have two pictures.
post tall grills
1. Equal rights, equal lefts.
2. If you punch a man, expect to be punched like a man.
Does /r9k/ agree?
Take this shit to b you fucking edgelord
I agree but just like striking a tiny weak male u must show restraint once the threat izs neutralized
What the fuck is the point in hating women this much. So much of your time wasted on the other gender. They're really not worth your hate.
pic is you
i have a penis and pretty hair and boobs. u triggered? xD
>>24700687
Don't forget the fact you are suicidal and not passable. Enjoy your suicide before age 30 sir.
>>24700726
yikes this one is so edgy
>>24700687
So which tumblr blog taught you what r9k was 2 minutes ago?
I know robots are socially crippled but has anyone here read up on pick up artist tactics and used them in real life? I want to know if there's any hope in it.
They don't
The only people who PUA shit works on are the kind of sluts who would still fuck you if you just asked nicely
PUA is more about picking up on micromovements that indicate to you whether or not a girl is interested in you or not.
I usually start ranting to a bitch on the street in poetry and I end up getting lucky.
I cant stand these derelict degenerates that are lackadaisically whimsical parading around in shells while fringing upon societal norms that have no meaning in the grand conquest that is life, but god damn girl you are so extravagantly gorgeous I would love it if you can give me your number.
The fact that I have balls to say a bunch of bullshit like...
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>>24700660
>I know robots are socially crippled but has anyone here read up on pick up artist tactics and used them in real life?
>but
The only people who read up on PUA tactics are socially crippled.
HOLY SHIT BOTS, HE DID IT
he looks like a pepe
Eggman pls reconsider ISIS
why eggman why?
How bad are yours? Pathetic overbite reporting in.
That's baking soda if you're wondering.
>>24700624
No matter how often I brush, it can not be fucking white.
And I got an overbite too.
Kill me please.
>>24700624
>baking soda
BAKING SODA, I'VE GOT BAKING SODA
>>24700624
baking soda is awful for your skin anon!!! take better care of yourself
r9k, is there any hope for me?
site senpai?
>>24700657
http://howlongismyschlong.com/
Fuck the robot
>he fell for the having a penis meme
>feels you will never feel
>super strong anime MC bishie type who can lift waifus off the ground in a dramatic fashion.
Fuck I don't even ask for that much. I wish I was at least not a manlet so I can experience this
ya because im not a fucking weaboo
>tfw no short grill to pick up
I'd even settle for a taller one
>tfw you've cheated on your waifu with 3D scum
>tfw your friends actually praise you for not becoming a wizard
I think I've messed up big time, guys. Is there any way I can go back in time and try to salvage myself?
>>24700370
There is no way, trust me I made the same mistake.
Just try not to let those succubi get the best of you again.
Nice humblebrag
Killing yourself is the answer
>be me
>totally straight
>one day during sex my gf sticks a finger up my ass
>it is the most life-affirming feeling ever
>get into anal/prostate play
>toys start as abstract shapes (Aneros) but rapidly escalate to full-blown giant rubber dicks
>(I fuck them and suck them btw)
>50% of the porn on my computer is gay porn, because...
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>>24700288
You kekbot they have a fucking word for this, it's called being bisexual. You are literally bisexual mang.
>>24700440
I
AM
NOT
BI
SEXUAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24700509
You kinda are senpai