>tfw 6 inch penis>with a 6.5 inch girthcan also get hard as a brick
Who /healthy boy/ here? Pic related, orificers faces when recieving me.
that feeling when she asks me if im gonna cum
>>24703491
>I'm not gonna
Who /mischief/
>>24703491
say "no" and breathe slower
Works everytime.
>girl ask you out
Lemme stop you there.
>Girl asks you out.
Unrealistic premise OP, unless she were to suddenly materialize out of nowhere in my room.
>>24703417
this has prevented me from getting into relationships
ITT - Post a song you like that you think nobody else has heard and tell us how you found it!
Bonus points if you have a memory attached to the song you post.
I guess I'll start...
https://soundcloud.com/romansu/five-days-in-cali
Nothing special about this one, just found it randomly a few weeks ago and think it's really nice.
Post any type of genre you like ~
underground rapper i discovered years and years ago, probably around 2010-2011 ish
the songs fill me with nostalgia, they provided a basis for a non-fuck-giving attitude I tried hard to adopt, to no avail. they kept me alive in highschool.
i could never just not give a fuck. I can only be indifferent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uc3EUrOaZ3
some dude on here posted one of his songs a while ago. it was pretty nice.
>>24703684
I don't listen to much rap but this is pretty decent. Nice flow and the beat's nice and chill
>What's a matter, anon? We were best friends since early childhood. Just because I'm a girl now doesn't mean we can't still be friendly with each other...
I bet he smells awful
What if I want to be more than friendly desu
>>24703329
Why do you bet that?
ITT: Music that gives us feels
https://youtu.be/NkaZujSr6DM
I found this song today, and thought it sounded really familiar, only to later realize my grandfather would hum the tune all the time.
I need to visit him sometime again.
I will share with you one of my very favorite songs, opie. Cherish it senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRjZ_3ZLL_I
>>24703340
this really fucking aesthetic anon, I like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHd-PLgKlbs
Any of you faggots bipolar? I think I might be tbph
>>24703290
i never thought about it, but now that i've seen this thread i definitely am
>>24703290
Yes. Cyclothemia.
It took them a very long time to pinpoint it.
>>24703290
psychopathy
I'm just so fucking lonely.
>>24703248
same familia. just go gay would recommend/10
>>24703282
I don't even care about intimate relationships at this point.
All I want in life right now is a platonic friend to talk to once in awhile.
>>24703248
have you tried to b urself ?
well.. have you?
how much do you score on a standard 1-10 C.H.A.D. scale?
>>24703179
3 desu senpai family
his eyes are really derpy
I'm a 10/10.
>22
>super depressed
>super anxious
>be 30 pounds overweight
>always feel tired and unmotivated
>former neet because of my severe anxiety and depression
>have only completed 60 hours of university
>barley making it through with my shitty C average
>living at home with parents
>working...
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>>24703155
I'm over here >>24702401
I feel your pain. Most of my peers have moved on with their degrees and lives and are starting great jobs that make literally six times what I make. I have half of an associates degree with what I hope is at least a 2.8 GPA, which would be literally a 4.0 if I had any control over my actions more than a tenth of the time.
Its a quarter life crisis every twenty something goes through it, you'll learn how to adult eventually.
Or an hero... Either way
>>24703233
We are getting left behind man. I know its my own fault, but I really can't function. It's like I don't know how; I feel like I wasn't born with whatever makes people give a shit about their life. For the past few days I have sat down to do homework and just end up staring off into space until I fall asleep. I know there is work to be done, but I struggle with forcing myself to do anything other than play fucking video games.
>reading wiki pages of great people
>tfw imagining being them or being great
anybody else?
>>24703106
All the time, desu senpai.
>musicians
>philosophers
>murderers(though I don't have a fascination with it)
>presidents
>tyrants
>you will never be on the newspaper
>a talk show host will never talk about you
>you will never get an interview for a newstory
>you will never make a viral video
>you will never make an epic meme
>you will never perform music around the world
>people will never pay tickets to see you perform live
>you'll never be a producer...
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a lot of great people from history were pederasts, i dont really give a fuck man.
>Wow, anon. It's super cool for your parents to let me stay the night. It doesn't look like the other bed has enough covers....maybe we could share?
Sleep on the couch whore
You can have mine. It's plenty warm enough for me in here to go without. Have a good night.
>tfw parents have a guest bedroom
Welp, I'll see you in the morning.
>That one girl you'd be a kek for because you love her so much
yes but he'll cheat on her too, it goes both ways.
>>24703031
>her face when the nice guy is currently inventing a sex robot to replace her by the time she's done "having fun"
>>24703031
what do you mean one?
Can we get a rage thread going?
>In class today with my faggot history professor
>starts off talking about WW2 by talking about the usual, nazis are evil, muh 6 million, America joined the war to fight racism (i'm not even joking about the last one)
>he then goes on to talk about how racist America was for putting Japanese in internment camps but not Germans (hmm it's almost like the Japanese attacked us and the Germans didn't)
>he then...
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the fact that otherkin exist makes me rage
>>24703804
>special snowflakes
I really can't tell when some of the otherkins are real or not desu though
>>24703804
This one is satire though.
Just fuck my board up family
>>24702974
i don't even have any decent 2d art that i can find right now, just a lot of kek porn.
hey you. hey. im talking to you!
what thread is this
Since /b/ is too fast I guess I'll post this here
Basically, I had an idea for a story. It would be based on a boy who's abducted by aliens as a child and survives through a combination of alien technology, natural talent and pure dumb luck. He's now a directionless wanderer of the universe, and the only spacefaring human.
It would be a lot like the Witcher in a sense with a very big, lore heavy universe. The protagonist would be male, tall, young, muscular with black hair and a bit of wild appearance. The weapons he uses are a combination of melee...
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Seems like a cookie cutter appearance to be honest with you f@m
>guardians of the galaxy ripoff
might as well call it billy and the cloneasaurus
How about something different
Basically the idea is that same as the lonely boy but except that it takes place in present time and said lonely boy realizes he's the last of his kind and his consciousness is living through a simulator made by inter dimensional beings for experimental purposes. Along with him are other dimensional beings going under the same simulator under different circumstances. Said Inter dimensional beings want him eliminated because humans show empathy but are also egocentric which is total recipe for a civilization to self destruct. He learns...
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