Please Hiroshima, ban all trap faggots and remove the robot
that's all i ask
>>25036711
This is the most cancerous post on the board
You want to be transphobic and shitpost words like "lol"
The entire purpose of /r9k/ is to have the robot you fucking pleb
>>25036750
Kill yourself tranny
I'm not surprised this wasn't an original comment.Nobody fucking wants you scum here
>>25036750
>transphobic
go back to tumblr where you belong, faggot
>force myself to workout and learn maths
>can't because I'm lazy and demotivated and pressured
>give up on it and lose all hope
>suddenly it's easy and enjoyable because now IDGAF anymore
>try to actively cultivate IDGAF mindset because it makes me productive
>can't because actively trying to not give a fuck = giving a fuck
>it's...
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>>25036670
Talk to a hypnotherapist. Worked for me. I had no more motivation in my life until I got hypnotized.
idk
i was dgaf and productive for a while now i'm anxious and gaf. i fell for some meme about motivation and i can't get out of it.
>>25036716
Same. Learned programming because it was a fun, non-pressure thing to do. Now that I've accidentally pressured myself into learning shit, I'm frozen.
Tfw no 17yo Winona Ryder gf
>>25036553
she looks like a pasty twink
She is not a real person. They have an actor playing an actor, so they can use the fictive identity of the actor(which they own, you cannot own a real person in a legal sense) to earn advertisement / publicity revenue.
>>25036578
Sorry I should clarify:
Tfw no Lydia deetz gf
Ok no bully pls
You're a fucking ugly nigger
>>25036343
>>>/soc/
Fuck off
>>25036343
get out stupid little boy. and pay attention in class.
Who /happy/ here?
GET THAT MONSTER AWAY FROM PROFESSOR NOW!
>>25036148
Good one OP
Sage
>>25036148
I have a dream that makes me feel happy
but then i remember it's impossible, so i just stop dreaming and keep going with my life, with an emotionless expression. Are you happy OP? If so, what does make you happy?
>7 annoying misconceptions about alpha females
>implying women can be alpha
>implying women are anything but parasites to leech sperm and other resources
toppest of keks
http://www.puckermob.com/lifestyle/7-annoying-misconceptions-about-alpha-females
(don't click on this, here are some highlights)
>2. Alphas are bitches. An alpha female will risk tension because she will not put her needs aside to keep the peace at any...
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>>25036129
>>4. Alphas are high maintenance. An alpha will instead focus on her own integrity and worth. That's scary for a lot of lesser males because they know that she isn't obsessed about keeping him if that means she has to sacrifice any of her own needs.
top kek, this is hilarious
is she serious or is she trying to satirise the guys who believe this type of alpha/beta shit?
>>25036210
>is she serious
Yes. There is no hint or trace of satire anywhere in the article. Truly disgusting
>4. Alphas are high maintenance. An alpha will instead focus on her own integrity and worth. That's scary for a lot of lesser males because they know that she isn't obsessed about keeping him if that means she has to sacrifice any of her own needs.
That's called being a egocentric whore, like most women are. What is love ? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
It's been 7 years now since this nightmare began. I live in solitude on a formerly abandoned house on the hill. I've done many renovations to the house since I moved here, and I've turned it into quite the home. I completely fixed all the holes in the roof and gave the whole exterior a few new coats of paint. I've also sealed most of the cracks in the wall and repaired some of the water damage in the attic. The doors and the windows however, were a completely different matter.
I've had to remove all of the locks from the doors because it makes...
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>>25036042
One of the most peculiar of it's practices takes place usually in the evening. It normally starts with the sudden appearance of a single wooden post in the yard. After some time more and more wooden posts will appear. These posts are quite well made, and look as if they could possibly be used to construct something greater if the creature were so inclined. It's definitely not as mindless or malevolent as one would expect from a haunting spectre and I like to image that one day it will tire of the antics...
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Ghosts don't into real, fuck off back to >>>/x/
>>25036058
It uses the bait to trick the frogs into jumping atop the posts. After a frog is successfully docked on a post, the frog will then be kept in place by suspending its mass of bait above the post. The bait is kept just close enough to keep the animal interested, but not enough for the frogs to actually be able to take a bite. Sometimes the frog's attention will be drawn by what appears to be a more accessible piece of bait and the frog will leap of the post and start chasing it. This normally results in the...
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>"Animals can be lesbians too!"
WTF is wrong with with these people? Don't they understand basic social structures in the animal kingdom and how they are enforced? Everything and their dog has to be faggot. Only explanation.
You put lipstick on two toasters in a humping posting and they'll lose their minds saying "oh look how cute! A lesbian toaster couple heating things up!"
Background: University of Toronto group
>>25036026
>Don't they understand basic social structures in the animal kingdom and how they are enforced?
Sounds like it's you who doesn't understand what sexuality is. Because that is exactly what it is.
>>25036117
>animals understanding gay/lesbian relationships
>not all just fucking anything they can
by human logic, all animals are pansexual
they want to fuck anything
>>25036117
You ignorant turd, mock humping is a means for some animals (in a few species of mammals) to display dominance over another. It isn't because the deer have a bad haircut and like each other because "muh lesbian horniness"
After an extensive amount of time researching and developing, I finally cracked the code, this is the black man's secret for eternal youth.
Don't vampires already have eternal youth though bro?
I appreciate your effort on our behalf anyway.
>>25035640
Not a problem, I've been using this stuff for a few weeks now, I look a lot younger now. Vampire genes and that magic elixer = youthful immortality
>>25035707
I didn't mean to use now twice
>tfw no big cock femboy bf
>>25035510
why though he's so disgusting
>>25035531
This. Rayray is gross af mang
>>25035510
This asshole is the reason why traps are hated on this board
Why aren't you at the gym right now?
>>25035485
why you date landwhales? even weakest beta like me can lift 50kg.
>>25035485
If your boyfriend isn't strong enough to pick you up and pin you up against the wall, he can't rape you.
I don't need to workout because I'm a pretty bitch and I got bitches anyway
Does the Sun rise in the east or in the west? I always forget.
>>25035300
The sun may rise in the east at least it settles in a final location.
>>25035300
"Land of the rising sun", Japan is east so sun rises on east.
"Cowboys walking into the sunset", Western movies take place in west so sun sets on west.
wake up tomorrow at 5 and go outside to look i can't be bothered with this difficult experiment
Doctors and pills, all I need is sincere "It'll be alright"
A good friend always used to tell me "all will be well in the fullness of time". You're going to be okay, OP.
>>25035201
It'll be alright, friend.
My dog just died. Parents done love me, I have no friends. Fired from job a week ago with no interviews set up, I'm alone. I want the pain to stop. Why doesn't it stop.
Is there a word for a fictional girl who you don't love romantically, but paternally?
Like if a waifu is the 2d counterpart to wife, what's the word for daughter?
If no such word exists, I'm pitching Akari for the word.
Bairnfu?
You mean daughteru?
Daughteru
>there's toilet paper stuck to my dick
spit on it
>flaky skin on my dickhead
>peel it off
asuka best girl
rei is essential cuckcore