i lost my virginity goobye guys. are you happy for me?!?!?
>>25078584
cuck desu senpai
ORIGINAL COMMENT HAHAHA FUCKING ROBOT
>>25078584
yes.! i a. happy.
>>25078584
very proud go follow your dreams free from this hell
Story time Robots
>Be me, kinda betafag virgin, 5'7.5"
>Start chilling with roomates gfs two friends
>Attracted to one, qt asian 7-8/10
>always talks about how thirsty for the d she is
>how ya doin'
>Feel relationship heading into friendzone
>justfuckmyshitup.jpg
>withdraw self from them
>spend...
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>mfw a cuck is trying to cuck another
>turbo normie trying to get laid
riveting story
>>25078218
If this story is true you're actually not all that beta, but I get the feeling that you being 5'7" is hurting your chances. Either way you should try to talk to different girls I think. If she gets jealous again but doesn't want you then she's not worth your time.
>study hard for test
>thought I did ok
>get email from professor today
>got 1/100, same as handing it in blank
Just fuck my shit up
How did that happen?
Original post btw
>>25078252
I don't know
I asked him if I could take a look at the exam to take note of what I did wrong but he hasn't responded yet.
I wrote down some of the problems but typing the equations here is difficult and I'm on my phone
>>25078214
Hah
You're a fucking idiot
If you're so depressed why don't you just use drugs?
smoke pot daily, drink a few times monthly, dxm trip once in a while.
tried cocaine once, didnt even do anything
They are expensive and short-term relief with long-term health detriments that lead to the conclusion that I might as well have spent the time and money on something that would've actually helped.
Personally, I think I've been experiencing true depression--Where my energy just seems inexplicably sapped and I'm always tired.
Doing drugs like that would bring you up but not for very long. You need more and more of those drugs each time so that your condition won't come back.
How do you stop that desire to fuck with every girl you talk to at a party?
>>25078102
>girls
>parties
hold me i'm scared
Hori shitu b0ss I would be eaten alive if I went to a party
By fucking them
It's not hard, unlike my penis
I had a wet dream about my pet frenchie last night
>>25078099
>pet frenchie
wtf is that
>>25078408
Disgusting thing of degenerates
>vlcsnap
sempai baka desu ne
I suggest watching this channel to prepare you for the shit to come. The future for humanity is dark, and the rate things are going, we may not make it as a species.
https://www.youtube.com/user/2CircIes/videos
First thing to learn, aliens are NOT your friends. I know you feel a lot of anger at your fellow humans for how others have treated you, but it isn't their fault. The "normies" you have anger towards were indoctrinated in a system that encouraged ruthless behavior. Aliens are the reason why your life was shit, and why people mistreated you,...
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You guys better fucking watch this, this is serious. Your life is at stake here.
Fine. Your funeral then.
Kylo ren kill Han solo.
he is the son of Han and Leia ;-)
What memories does this image bring you?
I remember standing in line for 25 minutes during a 45 minute lunch break just to get my fucking food. Sometimes I left my ID and money at home and went hungry until 5-6pm.
Nothing is worse than standing in line with nigs and patels with their awful curry shit smell. It sucks that the girls and boys line was separated. I would have loved getting squished up against a girl instead of obeast mexicans.
I stopped eating school lunches when I reached HS and I sat in the waiting area outside the front office and read/browsed the internet/talked with the other lunchtime rejects.
It was a good time, really.
this fashion needs to die desu senpaitachi
Nothing, I never hung out in either the middle school or high school cafeterias
>On my bed all comfy
>Watching an ASMR video
>Loving it so far, getting real into he mood
>Keep imagining shes my girlfriend and feeling real happy
>she goes on and mentions half way through the video something about her and her boyfriend
>instantly zone out, out of the mood
>Exit the video and continue browsing for a nw onee
>Watch ASMR video of a qt petite blonde
>check out her social media
>has literally hundreds of orbiters
>into the trash it all goes
>being cucked even in your fantasy life
Damn OP
This is why I only watch videos in languages I can't understand, with only fake women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfH1BAH5fXk
Anybody here know reviewbrah's real name?
I've been searching Google all day trying to find it, to no avail.
>>25077601
His real name is Kylo Ren and he kills his father, Han Solo.
>>25077601
His real name is Sean and he's the leader of the Institute
>>25077601
I thought his name was john or something
very cool guy desu, would hang out with irl
Good day, fellow NEETies,
My mom has left me 20 dollars to spend as I please before she left for work. Rather than fuel my pot addiction as usual, I leave it to Dubs to decide what I purchase with it. Will deliver with pics.
Large Condoms
Fuel your pot addiction
>>25077518
A cucumber, latex gloves, and some lotion.
So, my friend has these friends that I can't stand being around. They're like internet cancer personified. They have a Skype group where they regurgitate memes to each other and talk about "lE rAnDoM XD" shit. I hate these people so much. What do I do? Our mutual friend is basically the only friend I have. Pic completely unrelated.
>>25077489
Trash him. I had a friend who was the same and I trashed him and I don't regret it.
sounds like a good idea. this post is now about making skype groups
>>25077508
One of them is a married grill. At this point, I'm like wtf.
>tfw so ugly no matches on tinder
>>25077476
make sure there is a dog in your profile pic
>>25077497
or try a guitar
>>25077497
I just took a selfie of me laying on my bed
Who has given up getting a gf before even starting to get a gf? I will get turned down I know and that will just crush me further.
>>25077405
Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal anon, getting rejected by 1 whore or 100 shouldn't affect your confidence
>>25077433
I can't take rejection. I firmly believe I am not made for this.
>>25077468
You have to learn to not care because if they reject you then you had no shot with them, every time you approach a girl you get better at it and you will care less with every rejection
Chad wage cuck PROUDLY reportin in nerds!
WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING NEET FUCKER I WILL FUCK YOU UP I HATE NEEETS FUCKING HELL I JUST BOUGHT A FUCKING TICKET
>having to kill a loved character because the writing isn't good enough to evoke emotion
nice one JJ
>>25077372
Neet? Im on a good salary and actually get laid. >:^)