>>25077476
make sure there is a dog in your profile pic

>>25077497
or try a guitar

>>25077497
I just took a selfie of me laying on my bed

>>25077476
I don't know how Tinder works, but if they can view your profile at all its probably because your "About me" or "My interests" section is too fucked. Lie. If you're just there to fuck, lie. You go hiking. You like to shoot hoops on the weekend with your friends but work keeps getting in the way. You love muscle cars. Generic shit.

>>25077514
that's why dumbass

go borrow a friend's dog if you don't have one. i'm being serious, you will get some matches because girls like animals. that's enough to break the ice and get started on setting up some dates

>>25077580
An uggo is still an uggo even with a dog. Dont fill people with a false sense of hope.