>in public restroom
>washing hands
>grab a bunch of paper-towels, crunch them into a ball, soak it with water and soap, then launch it into an occupied stall
anybody else?
Lmao i did this with shit too
>do this to a latino
>he chases you and you get stabbed
>>25110302
Thank god I don't live around those violent subhumans.
>be 23
>have sister, almost 28
>we have a group chat going for one of the famous smartphone messaging apps
>the group chat includes my mother and father as well as my uncle and his wife
>she just posted pictures of herself in a strip show for women
>she sits on the lap of one stripper, hugging him
>she isn't even divorced from her husband yet, but lives...
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>>25110237
grow some balls and tell her STOP POSTING THIS DEGENERATE SHIT WHERE MY UNCLE AND HIS RELIGIOUS WIFE CAN SEE IT
>>25110289
It's 1:37 AM where I live so I definitely won't do that right now. I might tomorrow morning, but is it really my job to do this? Why the FUCK won't my parents, who are responsible for their children, say anything? My mother hinted that she disapproves, but being a woman she isn't really harsh about it, but my father just doesn't give a shit.
WHY ARE BABY BOOMERS SUCH LIBERAL IDIOTS?
Don't do it, since you're a guy and most probably a virgin everything you say will be disregarded and you'll be made into that disgusting male attacking a poor girl.
Seriously OP, don't ruin your relationship with your family. There's nothing you can do.
>ynw have an arab man dominate your black ass while he calls you a slave
why even live?
>>25110189
prove that you're a black femanon
>tfw you browsing porn and find out Moroccans have bigger dicks than black guys
>>25110202
>mfw shitty camera
>at a party (inb4 normie literally first party ive been to)
>we order in pizzas
>two girls say they want vegetarian because theyre vegan or vegetarian cant remember
>pizzas arrive
>notice the two apparent vegetarians eating from the meat pizza
>no one seems to notice
>sit there in disbelief
WOMEN ARE LITERALLY A MEME HOLY SHIT
>>25109458
>because theyre vegan or vegetarian cant remember
You know how to find out if someone is vegan?They'll tell you.
https://youtu.be/_V2sBURgUBI
>>25109458
They thrive on attention anon, and they know that just because they have a vag they can get away with it.
I was at my only friends house once, and he invited some people over to drink ( I thought alcohol, fuck it they won't notice my autismo) , they only people who got super drunk were the women, and they didn't even bring any drink to contribute.
>life is a test by god
>get a fail because I skipped the group assignment
I don't need this right now
If this is a test
Oh lord how I've cheated
>>25109336
>should've went to church but you skipped out
It had literally everything you needed. A supportive, non-degenerate community, faithful religious qts who don't care about partying, drinking or hooking up all the time
should've done the group assignment
Its cold as fuck, and I'm too poor to turn on the heat.
Some of you cunts don't know how good you have it.
Bundle up, robot friend.
Alternatively, start a fire in your house
20 bucks will get you a heater prolly.
>>25109322
checked
>>25110764
might as well be a million when you have 0$, plus the money I have has to go to shit like food.
Who here is anxious? It seems like there is always some insurmountable problem looming around the corner. Do you ever just grow out of it? How do you cope anon? Escape into anime? Escape into other things?
I pop a xanax and play video games and I'm good
Im always nervous, hands and feet sweat too.. I hate it
naw senpai ur fucked i have the same shit. the times that im not anxious is when im manic and hyped enuff to dismember a body in a bathtub but i dont. the anxiety literally made me a paycho. also if its rlly bad and goes on long enough then your nervous system cant take it and your anxiety will start to manifest physically - fast aging, wetting yourself, stiff body, all kinds of shit, my body uncontrollably will twitch and im not conscious of it all the time
Saturday night blues edition
Is the JC open on Xmas Eve? That's some top depressing.
What do you call your parents?
>>25109071
Christmas*
Let me remind you that the event exists to celebrate the birth of Jesus, by taking part you acknowledge Jesus as the son of God and saviour of humanity.
I realize how ridiculous this sounds, cause i always laughed at people like this, but
>How come that the major problems (some of em lifelong ones) are getting solved within few months of
>Kind of praying, but not really to this tree?
Is it magical? Is it just the fact that speaking my mind clearly and loudly (actually whisper) about the stuff i want the most (not material) keeps subconscious working towards my goals?
Whatever the explanation is, i am getting spiritual up in this bitch. I took...
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>>25108819
>wanted to show me how my coat hangers could be used sexually
>getting sodomized by your crush with a coat hanger
that's pretty sad actually
>>25109000
Surely there is no reason for your mind to jump to this conclusion....or is there anon?
>>25109000
it's worth a shot. i mean, you never know if you don't try. right?
>how to perform a budget abortion
Hello anons. 1st time taking xanax (0,5mg). What should i do now? I havent felt this happy since ... i dont even remember when i was this happy :)
plan a constructive path for your future
>>25108769
>0.5 mg
holy fuck
have a beer or two
does anyone else here hate whores?
>>25108685
why should i hate the only kind of females that are willed to touch me?
>>25108834
This desu senpai
All women sell themselves one way or the other
At least whores are honest
>>25108685
Aren't all 3D women whores?
>Millions of girls will be pooping in one hour.
>>25108551
>Millions of girls are quite literally poopingRIGHT NOW
>>25108551
ya. they gotta poop before they Stacey up and go out to meet Chad at da bar
>>25108576
mind blown!
also, millions of girls are out there on saturday to get laid.
Post your waifu being BLACKED in this thread to be honest
>>25108431
>that look of confusion and sadness on Fry's face
hermes?
I want to be my waifu
TFW WHEN EGGY HAS A GF
>>25108218
his personality isn't shit, that's why?
if you can't tell this is shooped just from the thumbnail you deserve to be in a containment board like /r9k/
>>25108245
Women only care about status and money, he recently got popular for being accused of being a mass shooter so now women want to leech of that attention.
>really HATE The Guardian
>see an article on how atheists think they're good without God
>nope.jpg
>point out that God is absolute goodness meaning non-Christians can never be good
>not even a sophist
>they get triggered, something like 50 replied
>only read 5, one was by a furfag identifying as Pagan
>the rest didn't...
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>>25108131
See? You morons can't even begin to be coherent or civil.
>>25108387
Read Kierkegaard, or you're illiterate in modern theology.