>tfw bf says he'll celebrate New Years in his home state before flying back up
Does this mean what I think it means?
*slurp*
nothing like a good sage in the morning
>tfw home alone on Christmas
JUST
>>25225564
>tfw can't decide who to fuck at the new year party, my fwb1 or fwb2
the first guy has a 9 incher, but the second guy is more alpha and taller
are VNs a good way of escapism?
ive tried animu shit and vidya but that doesnt seem to work anymore.
VNs are sometimes so obnoxious and cliche, how do people even play this for hours?
>>25224883
what title is that
>>25224883
I don't know. I tried getting into into Grisaia and I'm about four hours in so far. All the girls just seem retarded and some of their voices are really annoying. It's a shame because I really wanted to like it.
>>25224883
By playing ones that aren't shit. Katawa Shojo says hi
Has anybody ever wanted to kill themselves, but couldn't because a part of you still believes life is somehow worth living? That's where I am right now.
So yeah, depression thread. How's everyone else holding up?
Ive been thinking about suicide for months now. Each day suicide is becoming more and more appealing solution to all my problems. So yeah i think ill do it sometime after new years
Literally all of your instincts are telling you to stay alive. You need to get over them for a swift suicide.
>>25224726
In which was is offing yourself a solution to anything? It doesn't solve a thing.
Being underweight sucks
>>25222097
eat more
Original commentz
>>25222097
Better than overweight imo.
>>25222097
It does OP
1st your age
2nd what did you got for christmas
pic related im 20 and thats all i got from my grandma my mom didnt even bother to give me anything
It;s not christmas yet you heathen
>>25219728
some people got their presents already anon like me
Not actually Christmas Day so I haven't got most of my presents, but my bf got me a scarf printed with a song he wrote about me, and my grandpa got me tickets to a singer I had a crush on when I was in middle school. Feels pretty good DESU.
50 euros is nice, I hope you thanked your gran.
What's your weird fetish and why?
> masochist
> growing up, got aroused for some reason when girls made fun of me
> this escalated as I grew older and learned about sex
> started fantasizing about being bound and totally at a woman's mercy when I was around 15
> seven years later, thinking of hiring a dominatrix
Not sure why exactly This happened. If anyone wants to hazard guesses as to why people...
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>>25213725
>be me
>in middle school
>walking home
>hear girl screaming for help
>ohshit.jpg
>some masked guy is raping her
>he stop, looks at me and tells me not to move or he'll stab me
>don't know what to do so l start crying
>guy...
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>>25213788
Damn, man. That's pretty fucked up.
Sorry you had to witness that.
>>25213788
>>25213788
Beta males need to be castrated.
>American breakfast
>eating breakfast
>European dessert
>tfw I thought those were blueberries
Why
>on okcupid
>told i'm ugly and look like a faggot by a landwhale
good night, sweet ego
>>25233797
>on okcupid
Is it true what she said?
>on okc
>never get a match
>look one day
>finally have one match
>its just a gay guy who made a female account
its still the only actual message ive ever received on there
How good is /r9k/ at pattern recognition?
http://teacherprobs.com/only-highly-intelligent-people-can-pass-this-test/
Top 4 percent. Whoopdee fucking doo, still spending Christmas alone.
Top 4 percent here too.
Does it say that for literally every result? Would be pretty funny if the experiment was meta like that.
This is one of those feel good tests right? that was way too easy.
I work at retail and normies treat me well.
But autists constantly interrupt me, laugh at my suggestions, and challenge everything I say.
theyre autistic what do you expect?
who /HighFunctioningAutismMasterRace/ here?
>the 'tism gives me high intelligence
>have self awareness because high functioning
>parents and friends didnt believe me when i told them i have it, so i pass as a normie
>>25233231
>tfw dianosied with autism
>tfw 2 shy to dress like a faggot and act like a faggot
Why is the world so unfair /r9k/?
It's not fair or unfair. It just is.
I'm stuck in an eternal cycle of normality
>Not Quite a Robot
>Not Quite a Normie
Gabriel > phil
>tfw I paid off my mortgage early
feels good man
>>25233160
nice work
debt is toxic, and americans are addicted to it
source: employer is a mortgage bank
Congrats bro, but that maturity date is fucking far away. Unless you're like 60 or your interest rate was high you should have thrown the money into some form of investment (mutual fund, bonds, stocks, whatever.
>tfw stopped paying my mortgage a few months ago
Foreclose on me niggers
It's practically sexual terrorism.
Why do guys wear tank tops?
>>25233047
Most girls that I see wear them shouldn't wear them.
It's called permission.
>tfw no kamay washing, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tuko calling, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I enjoy seeing these get more creative to bypass the robot.
>>25232944
are these words gibberish?
>>25232944
The Phillipines must have a truly rich culture. There's always something new in these threads.
>tfw haven't bought one present
when did you realize that you were the problem? I'm a horrible, selfish person. The only reason I would buy a present is just so I don't look like an asshole. It would give me no joy to make my family members happy. I'm probably a sociopath or something
That's the only reason why anyone does nice things. No one is truly altruistic, everything gets something from it, even if just the self-satisfaction of gift giving. I gave my brothers pajama pants and chocolate even though they aren't giving me shit because it makes me feel morally superior to be the one that has their shit together and can give gifts. Gift giving is a social shit show, who cares
I only bought gifts out of obligation and the repercussions of not doing it. Although to be fair, I didn't get myself any gifts either.
Wish I was in your shoes desu senpai.
>>25232902
>I only act nice for social reasons
Congratulations you are a normie