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>tfw bf says he'll celebrate New Years in his home state before flying back up
Does this mean what I think it means?
*slurp*
nothing like a good sage in the morning
>tfw home alone on Christmas
JUST
>>25225564
>tfw can't decide who to fuck at the new year party, my fwb1 or fwb2
the first guy has a 9 incher, but the second guy is more alpha and taller
>>25226446
nice try, but girls don't use the word "alpha"
FEMBOT FEMBOT FEMBOT HERE
>>25226446
9 incher for sure. just fuck him in the dark and let him bang you from behind so you don't have to look at him.
>>25225564
Go fuck yourself with your 10 inch dildo then die in a ditch crying about how chad doesn't want your loose roastie.
>>25225564
damn right it does girl ;)
>>25227203
He's not a Chad though.
He's actually starting to lose hair
>>25228279
you go girl, love bald men :^)
>>25226446
Iktf sis I'm still deciding if I'd rather fuck Chad or Chad with glasses.
>tfw haven't talked to anybody my age since winter break started
>>25225564
>Im invited to this new years party at Stacys' and all my friends will be there, but my family wants me to stay at home this year since my grand parents are coming (they live in another country)
>Chad is allso coming to the party ;_;
>What should I do?!
That feal when hard choices
he's celebrating with Stacy's tight cunt while you rub your roast alone
>>25228875
i haven't talked to someone my age in probably 5 months
check your privilege bitch
>>25229091
>implying all fembots masturbate
>>25229417
everyone whose genitals still function masturbates
>>25229451
>projecting this hard
go back to your toy train sets
>>25229696
looks like this roastie is getting seriously toasty
>>25229451
I doubt girls do as much as dudes
>>25229729
not as much, but I'd bet the last of my wine and weed that all have at least tried it
>>25229771
Why do you keep posting trains? It's extremely autistic
>>25230065
that's the idea
also makes the thread about an attention whoring autistic man instead of attention whoring women. you can get shitloads of attention in real life or anywhere else on the internet, this is the only place I can get any
>>25229134
I haven't talked to someone my age in over a year
who's more of a robot now?
>mom paid for nice manicure for christmas dinner tomorrow
>bit my skin and nails ruined from anxiety just the night before
>christmas toe socks ruined by dog
Fembots feel fleshy.
>tfw girl hints at wanting to get together
>tfw maybe i'm straight? idk
>tfw kinda want her to lick my vag.
idk if its just sexual frustration or me being kinda bi/gay?
idk guise ;_; should i go with her and make sex?
>>25225564
>fembot
>maid anime profile
Sure you are sissyboi.
Honestly, lasses.
Women are such a fucking mess. They only want the top 20% of men and would never date someone in their "league".
Also thanks to feminism, they don't want to date you, because they hate men.
Thank god for cute traps, senpai.
They are the salvation.
They will literally save us from the human disgusting women slugs.
>>25225564
That you should fucking kill yourself? why yes I think it does.
>tfw no femanon gf
I hate these threads so much
>>25231144
Take matters into your own hands.
>>25231144
>tfw female poster gf as of yesterday/today
>>25231163
How would I do that?
>>25231106
>Hideous man faced freaks save anyone or anything
Lol
>>25231106
This times 5764829473
>>25231208
>disgusting human female who bleeds out her vag and gets fat and leaves you is mad
oh boo fucking hoo, hunny.
men make cuter girls than real girls anyway, gtfo.
>>25231184
I just made the picture. It's very related.
tfw finally has a bf during the holidays
>he's a league fag and he ignores me so I cant get the attention I want
now that I know someone (bf) is supposed to care about me and talk to me, I just can't seem to go back to my neety lifestyle so I now just cry all the time
>>25231253
No I don't fap
But thanks for trying to help at least.
>>25231245
Nice make up, what does he look like underneath?
>>25231245
as a married man, i agree with you wholeheartedly. if i wasn't so sure my wife would either commit suicide or completely clean me out, id dump her lazy ass on the curb and find me a cute little sissy slut and be happy with my life.
>>25231295
Try soc. Get a Skype and Kik and just start messaging people.
tfw no lazy fembot to take care of
>>25231314
Like any woman without theirs
>>25231329
I don't think I'd get along with anyone who posts on /soc/ t.b.h
I have a skype and kik already though.
>>25225564
Shoo shoo roast beef
So sick of these threads
>>25231314
probably better than your whore face.
at least she hasn't gobbled 20 nigger dicks and cried "TOXIC MASCULINITY" whenever she was proven wrong, kek.
>>25231322
This is truth, anon.
It's the same thing I did.
I have never been happier in my life, honestly.
Women are such a fucking failure of a sex, honestly.
They are made, literally biologically made, to be the submissive party. But they deny it?
They deny their nature?
Fuck that. Fuck them. Fuck women.
Cute traps are the future of our species.
>tfw no fembot to add me on steam and be my friend with
>>25231393
finally, someone else who gets it! glad to know im in good company. at least my wife lets me hook up with sissies on the side since she has so many fucking medical problems she can't fuck more than once a week. at least i get some of the dirty sex i want.
>go on date with guy
>tell him im saving myself for marriage
>he loses interest in me immediately
I'll never get married at this rate.
>cute trap
how can women compete?
they will literally never be this cute.
>>25231494
Where do I meet someone like you irl?
>>25231494
Do you have a roastie? I bet you're a roastie.
>women
>ever being this cute
>>25231494
you know if a guy wasn't tied down he'd be scared away by your great roast so you have to wait until it's too late to let the (beef) curtains up?
>>25231536
No its about as innie as innie gets here.
>>25231519
ungh, so hot. anal all the time. no ridiculous mood swings caused by hormones. sex drive to match my own. i would give anything to have him to come home to every night.
>>25231439
I want to be your friend
what's your steam id?
>>25231569
post your toasted roast
>>25231494
iktf but I'm a guy
>>25231592
I can't play anything before I build my PC and have only played pleb games on steam store so far if you still want to.
Just search The First Jew in Valhalla. I made my ID my full name stupidly.
>>25231144
>tfw no femanon gf
Thank fucking god
Don't assume shit.
Talk to him god damn it. Communication keeps the relationship healthy.
Fucking ask him. God damn.
>tfw fembots only play meme games
>le five nights at freddys xDDD
>le minecraft ;3 :3 :3
>le amneisa xDDD <3 <3
fuck off.
Might as well play candy crush.
>>25231494
I met a girl like you once, I stopped talking to her too. It wasn't that she was saving herself, I'm fine with that. I support it.
Its that she was fat, ugly, boring, jobless, and wanted me to do shit for her. If you're not going to be interesting or good looking or fun, at least give up some pussy.
Would you say that describes you or no? I'm curious. Mainly I just want to know if you are fat, ugly, and boring. If you are those things, I don't think you can afford to be saving yourself unless you really don't want any men to give a shit about you.
>thinking women can ever compete with this
lmao boys make the cutest girls.
women are literally
>the meme gender
>>25231913
I agree traps can look great but none of the ones you are posting are really fantastic examples. Though I guess that only counts online, compared to random women on the street they would look fine I guess.
The two main issues with traps are this.
1. Seeing pictures of them on 4chan doesn't allow you to hear their awkward man voices.
2. They age like shit, hypothetically if you got your perfect trap gf they would look like shit when they hit even a relatively young age like.. I don't know, 30 or something. Basically a family with a trap is not possible.
3. The only reason you even know really hot traps exist is because of the internet. You will easily go your entire life from start to finish without ever meeting one super cute trap. In your real, not online life, they basically don't exist. And they are such a rare commodity that there is no reason at all for them to settle for anything less than chads or stacy's.
>>25232071
>two main issues
>lists three
women want to be scientists but literally cannot count.
>>25232250
I'm a male, and its because originally I was going to list two things but as I was typing I thought of more. I actually had written a fourth one but I ran out of character space and just deleted it.
You didn't address any of the things I said though, you know even if I was a female it would be pretty stupid of you to just disregard the points I made for that reason alone right?
>>25232071
>man voices
Have you heard traps?
Okay. Now have you heard middle-aged harpies arguing. Related vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luC74KlJHtA
>Age like shit.
Like all women, then. They all age like milk. Peak at 16, it's all downhill from there.
>Implying I don't know cute traps IRL.
I don't live in NA, I live in fucking Sweden. The most progressive county on the planet. Obviously there are a lot of transgirls and feminist around. Which one do you think I prefer?
>>25232321
oh my response to an internet post wasn't good enough.
1. this has never bothered me, but im also bisexual so i guess my opinions on this matter are slighted.
2. this is not true. sure, some will age like shit. but then again, so will many women. my current sissy project is 41 and is better looking than most women I see on a daily basis. plus, your values place high importance on having a family (assuming this). however, having a family has never been a priority of mine.
3. cross dressing has been happening since forever. the internet simply allows us to share our preferences and facilitates meeting. true, initial exposure might have come from the internet, but im sure i would still feel this way (and seek out sissies) if the internet weren't here.
>>25231805
>girls don't play autistic map-painting games like I do
>they don't play dwarf fortress and other 4chan meme-tier games like I do
>i''m gonna post on an anonymous anime imageboard about how angry that makes me
Truly pathetic
>>25232819
>girls don't play autistic map-painting games like I do
I know it sucks
>>25229729
>I doubt girls do as much as dudes
Virgins (not even trying to be offensive to you) just have no fucking idea how much chicks fap. My GF will fap multiple times a day. My GF will fap even if I just fucked her so hard she fell over trying to stand up.
4/5 women I have been with are like this. Women cannot stop touching their privates.
>>25232871
my wife is literally the exact opposite.didnt used to be like this. medical issues man.
>>25232819
>map-painting
....it's a great kinda fun desu senpai
>>25233063
Favorite map painter anon?
I'm getting a girlfriend this thread.
Talk to me to be my girlfriend.
>tfw got drunk tonight and got dominant with him
>tfw made him beg for it, called him my good boy, held him down
>tfw he was harder and more turned on than I've seen him before
>tfw sexy submissive amazing bf but too beta to be fully dominant when sober
wew
>>25233128
Ck2 or Eu4...
i do enjoy raiding with vikings
>>25233215
>he plays pagans
>>25233226
i need to un-cuck my country Q_Q
>>25231534
Churches, anon. You meet them in churches.
>>25233296
The only time Sweden was ever good was when it was Christian.
>inb4 the Church of Sweden today is considered Christian
>>25233319
But I've never met them in my church...
>>25233321
:____:
why did u have to destroy my christmas joy
>>25233387
Christian Sweden was pretty based t.b.h
They fared pretty well against Russia before Peter the Great decided to focus on destroying them.
>tfw raped by dad for years now afraid of men and can't get a boyfriend
I hate my life.
>>25233463
Just get an internet boyfriend
>>25233463
Date someone your dads age then it won't feel weird anymore.
>>25233463
become a lesbian, it's better trust me
>tfw country is being buttfucked by dindus and mudslimes
qt grils please save me. Any girl from EU please love me and I will emigrate to your country.
>>25233430
thx....f-friend ^_^
>>25233463
>implying you can ever compete with cute traps to get a boy anyway
lel biogirls are true cancer. if they're not trying to cut your balls off, they're full of emotional baggage.
Just go lesbo, anon. please. Men don't want yoy.
>>25233558
>these faggy emojis
You're welcome /lgbt/
I hope the sandniggers make something halfway decent out of your shitty country.
>>25233595
i know you like it.... ~
>>25233650
But anon I'm a devout Catholic
I hate faggotryinv4 pedo priest meme
>>25233686
>pedo priest meme
>meme
sorry senpai. It's a very real thing
>>25233650
Oh god yes cute traps.
Please post anon.
>min penis naer.
>>25233742
http://prospect.org/article/next-christian-sex-abuse-scandal
http://www.themediareport.com/2013/10/02/evangelical-sex-abuse-worse-than-catholic-church/
http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/commentandblogs/2010/08/09/now-we-have-real-evidence-%E2%80%93-sexual-abuse-is-not-a-%E2%80%98catholic-problem%E2%80%99/
http://www.catholiceducation.org/en/controversy/common-misconceptions/9-myths-about-priestly-pedophilia.html
http://www.awkwardmomentsbible.com/shocking-pastors-on-the-prowl/
http://www.themediareport.com/fast-facts/
http://shoebat.com/2014/05/06/sexual-abuse-protestant-churches-catholic/
http://www.christiancentury.org/article/2013-10/evangelicals-worse-catholics-sexual-abuse
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/has-media-ignored-sex-abuse-in-school/
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/forgotten-study-abuse-in-school-100-times-worse-than-by-priests
No it's not
>>25233761
>it happens elsewhere therefore it's not real
nice logic
>>25233795
I'm replying to the meme that it's common in the Catholic church and happens more often than anywhere else. The idea that there have been pedophile priests was never a point of contention.
>>25233752
gott mos :P
>>25233761
All you had to do was posted Rotherham. You just come off like a butthurt faggot with the whole Catholic vs Christian thing.
>>25233841
God jul anon :)
>>25233927
>Catholic vs Christian thing
Come again? I am a Catholic and I don't say we aren't Christians.
>>25233930
God jul kompis
>>25233955
Catholics aren't Christians
everybody knows that
>>25234234
>non-Christian telling me I'm not a Christian
Got it, opinion trashed
>>25228635
I'm going to fuck Chad with glasses, that way I can tell everybody I fucked a nerd and they'll think I'm down to earth and non-judgmental.
>>25230110
kek. That makes entirely too much sense
>>25234382
and that's the problem with women. you couldn't just fuck someone because you like to fuck, there had to be some other advantage in it for you.
>>25234382
Smart choice. If you fuck Chad with glasses, nerds and creeps will still think they have a chance. More orbiters for you.
