non white girls of r9k how does it feel knowing that you will never be prettier than the ugliest one of us ?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1moUjnsXojx
>>25522503
wtf ? what was that ?
>>25522544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhscMsBhNhw
you fucking kidding me?
What are your redeeming qualities? What makes you interesting?
i have a stupid university degree
i don't have any physical problems
>>25523688
I'm funny apparently, has never got me sexual contact though.
I can drive well
That's it
>"Hey Anon, guess what? My class is cancelled. Nope, I only had that one today. Which means you've got me for as long as you want me. Oh don't look too please about it! Hey come on, scoot over. I want to get nice and warm again under the blankets with you."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL5wDCKIGNw]
>tfw i used to have this
>tfw that part of my life is over forever
>tfw i can't get back to this golden age i enjoyed
>>25522395
>Listening to Mac Demarco
You. I like you.
Chamber of Reflection and the track he did with Ducktails, Surreal Exposure, best.
Fuck, here we go.
29 years old and younger mothers of /r9k/ how does it feel that you're a bad parent and will always be a bad parent and will probably have your kid taken away from you one day
>>25522350
That's not true m'ladies, do not listen to this miscreant. You Will be fantastic mothers.
>>25522397
This is the most poorly done b8 post i've ever seen
Better than having a child with serious birth defects. Good on you, for having children at a biologically appropriate age.Now just settle down with a nice wagecuck robot......please
Simple math, Blacks are only 12% of the population. How could they significantly impact your ability to get a GF? Let's be honest question, if all the Blacks went back to Africa tomorrow, you still wouldn't have a GF.
>>25522203
Men can fuck more than one woman. You don't think bulls are monogamous, do you?
Because blacks are natural born Chads and every black dude gets 5 white girls for himself while I get none.
they're over 50% of the population where i live
also i want a qt african gf pls
Who here just doesn't eat.
Seriously it's 5pm here and I haven't had a bite of food, just one cup of coffee.
How do I eat more?
>>25522191
coffee is an appetite suppressant
drink tea
That's how you avoid becoming a fat fuck as a NEET though. The only reason I'm not a fat fuck is because I am usually too tired to eat (as a result of not eating enough). Simple af.
>How do I eat more?
Shove food in mouth, chew, swallow.
I've known about 4chan for a couple years but never really bothered to browse. I've now been on here two weeks and I've found that beneath the rampant pornography and abuse that is inevitable with any anonymous board, there's a profound sense of alliance between everyone.
People everywhere that see themselves as ugly, or failures engage with eachother in sharing their own insecurities and fears while simultaneously helping others in this strange catharsis. I think its really cool that people are doing this.
Fuck off newfag tbqh
>>25522154
Protip: Lurk and learn the memes, don't refer to yourself as a newfag and nobody will cotton on that you're new. And if they do call you a newfag just make up some mid noughties date that you started browsing and attach a smug Pepe.
Prove you belong here
Hey boys. I'm a heroin addict and I'm about to start withdrawing. Circumstances dictate that I have no other choice than to go cold turkey at home. I had two emergency suboxone strips and I took the last one 24 hours ago. I can feel the early stages of withdrawal beginning.
I'm in for a world of shit. I've been there before, and quite frankly I'm terrified.
I don't know what I expect from this thread. I know you guys well enough to know what to expect. Every once in a while somebody says something that resonates though.
Well, have at me.
>>25522003
you're a fucking retard for doing heroin in the first place. i hope you have a horrible withdrawal
Hell.
If you're deep into addiction it's nearly impossible to do by yourself.
Go see a doctor.
>>25522129
This desu, hope you overdose.
>tfw you were born 100 000 years too early to see the majestic Canis Majoris explode
It's upsetting me more than it should.
>>25521895
how far is it?
>tfw born after the middle ages
>born in 1990
>literally only 1990 years
>people will be born in 100000 years from now
>im an old fuck
I think my Chad roommate might be gay
>Be in college
>Be roommates with a 6'3, nice bread voice, basically 9/10
>While am 5'9, hardly any bread, small, voice of a 12 year basically a 7/10
>One night he came from a party drunk
>I was playing video games/studying
>he sat next to next to me
>"Youre really cute for a guy"
>Sorry...
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>"But I look good right?"
>"See youre blushing anon..."
>No am not, i was just smiling at how ridiculous youre being
>He takes his pants off. He had a bulging erection. His package was long and big. Bigger then mine.
>"You want compare penises =D"
>Go to bed youre drunk, lol
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>>25521706
I think you are just aroused that someone finds you attractive, even if it's not in the way you thought it would be.
Btw most chads are closet gays that put up a front so no one thinks they like that boipussi
Open your ass and your heart will follow
Godspeed OP
Where do I go from here boys?
"want to hold glands?"
Love me, please love me. Je suis fou de vous
>>25521616
ask what is her favorite swans album
FUN FACT:
A girl's vagina is made out of the same tissue as her lips are. Therefore the color of her lips is the color of her vagina.
>>25521429
That's not true, my vagina is browner than my lips.
>>25521524
Fuck outta here roastie
/out/
>>25521524
prove that
Who /wearsmakeup/ here?
No homo. Girls seem to love it.
>>25521394
I'd like to. I have fucked up skin. I'm just too scared people will notice and think I'm a faggotwhich I am.
m8 wtf be a man, men don't wear fucking make-up what the hell is this, what are you 16?
>>25521394
>tfw don't need to use anything since I'm genetically blessed
chad here, just on this board for the fun conversation
If I were to found a monastic order of cyber monks dedicated to the pursuit knowledge and innovation and the joining requirement being:
1.) be a male
2.) be a virgin
3.) be heterosexual
would you join?
No but I respect the idea despite how ridiculous that sounds
Probably, though I would use it as something to keep me sane u til I fou d something to stick my dick in. I would probably stick with it even after losing the v card which is probably never gonna happen, but just saying. Idea sou ds really cool.
Yes, but we need some way to stay in contact besides this autistic website
Who /free of all negative emotions/ here?
How'd you succeed?
1010100
Just /free of all emotions/
>>25520580
I haven't succeeded yet, I do get flare up of anger and jealousy time to time.
Forcing myself to smile and taking bad situations as a hilarious joke helps me a lot.