>"Hey Anon, guess what? My class is cancelled. Nope, I only had that one today. Which means you've got me for as long as you want me. Oh don't look too please about it! Hey come on, scoot over. I want to get nice and warm again under the blankets with you."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL5wDCKIGNw]
>tfw i used to have this
>tfw that part of my life is over forever
>tfw i can't get back to this golden age i enjoyed
>>25522395
>Listening to Mac Demarco
You. I like you.
Chamber of Reflection and the track he did with Ducktails, Surreal Exposure, best.
Fuck, here we go.
>"Do you mind if I lean against your chest like this? Are you sure it's not uncomfortable. Gosh look at all that rain, there must be a storm coming in. It's so peaceful watching the town from up here, the only things I can see moving out there are the branches of the trees and those traffic lights down at the junction. Shh, did you hear that? Thunder, pretty far away though still. I bet I won't get much sleep tonight, I always get so stupidly excited on nights like this!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k_iUShf2bo]
>>25522468
>You. I like you.
leddit pls go
>"Are you sure you don't mind me wearing your shirt? It's already so baggy on me, look! So you don't have to worry about it getting stretched or anything, and you know I'll keep it much cleaner than you do! That is if I ever wash it. I mean I will eventually, but I like sleeping it with it on whenever you're not here. I know it's silly but it makes it seem like you're lying here beside me. See! I told you it was silly!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6OkAWNTvPk]
Nice music so far. Thank you OP
>"Oh see that light over there, above the other rooftops? That's the old water tower. They put some lights on there a while back, I guess it helps people find their directions or whatever. My school's right by it, we can talk a walk through the grounds tomorrow if you'd like. Ok we're nearly there now, we're just coming up to the station. There's the car park, my folks should be...oh gosh they're there already. They're the ones standing in front of that greyish car, see them? They're so excited to meet you, I bet they've been standing out there since this afternoon!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHoT9pK8wFc]
>>25522505
>leddit pls go
I literally have never been to reddit, so you can suck a fart out of my asshole like a bong rip.
Hey great thread!
>>25522549
My ex girlfriend said this exact type of shit to me all the time. She put my clothes on a body pillow and slept with it. She also cheated on me and then told people I raped and beat her after we broke up.
Yeah sure thing sweetheart.
>"Do you really think I'm old-fashioned Anon? Remember, you said that just the other day. You said I was old-fashioned when we were talking about the music we liked. Oh no, I just guess it made me wonder how you see me. I've always felt sort of old-fashioned is all, ever since I was a little girl. Like I always feel like I'm catching up with other people, you know? I find something I like and two seconds later it's old-fashioned! Oh I know you didn't mean it in a nasty way, don't worry about it. Now you're going to think I'm weird and old-fashioned, God!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegL6F3oS54]
hope this shit thread keeps going!
keep going! everyone loves to see fiction.
Come on OP. Last thread I saw like this had some hard-hitting feels. Let's see those.
>>25522441
Same.
It was almost 10 years ago.
>>25522883
>>25522917
Slow down with those memes bro, 9gag needs more time for more uploads
Nobody talks like this.
>>25522782
why are you fantasizing about dating literal retards?
>>25522782
>>25522642
>>25522549
>>25522498
>>25522395
this thread is making me sad
>>25523002
and this is exactly why
>tfw no visual-novelesque-speaking GF
>>25522395
I teared up a bit desu.
>>25522441
Well, at least you enjoyed a little.
Adolescence and post-adolescence are the only things that matter.
>>25522782
>>25522642
>>25522549
>>25522498
Literally no one talks like this. Not that you'd know how real women talk.
