If I were to found a monastic order of cyber monks dedicated to the pursuit knowledge and innovation and the joining requirement being:
1.) be a male
2.) be a virgin
3.) be heterosexual
would you join?
No but I respect the idea despite how ridiculous that sounds
Probably, though I would use it as something to keep me sane u til I fou d something to stick my dick in. I would probably stick with it even after losing the v card which is probably never gonna happen, but just saying. Idea sou ds really cool.
Yes, but we need some way to stay in contact besides this autistic website
>>25521025
>3.) be heterosexual
Nope.
Practical asexuality (i.e. masturbation allowed but no sex with others) is preferable and for that it's irrelevant whether you jack it to men, women or tile patterns.
>>25521025
This sounds really gay, but sure
Stop playing Fallout.It's shit.
>>25521342
maybe not being gay would have been better to say,
the point is you'd have a bunch of dudes fucking each other otherwise.
And how exactly would you verify the last two?
>>25521384
>Fallout
you're going to have to explain this one to me.
>>25521386
I'd just put 'non sexual' or something.
I mean you can have it in the 'rules' that you have to be asexual, since it's not like you actually spy on them to enforce it (it bans talking about sex, but people will still fap)
What are the point of those 3 requirements?
The only one I can remotely agree on is
1) Be male
And not even dogmatically.
>>25521342
DID U SAY DESU I THINK U DID
>>25521409
Assume I have a brain scanner that can do it
>>25521025
Of course, this sounds excellent. When do we start? Do we get to dress up? Do we have ranks?
>>25521430
No no no, I was saying "The Jews"
>>25521422
>since it's not like you actually spy on them to enforce it
I think he would, monastic orders are inherently totalitarian .
>>25521411
Brotherhood of Steel
The point of a monastery is a group of people who willingly adhere to a set of strict rules that govern their daily lives. There should be no other requirements than this.
I would even accept a female inside if she swore off lewdness and attention whoring.
>>25521519
What you describing does not exist.
>>25521519
irc most monasteries irl were male only.
>>25521519
Fuck off femanon
>>25521025
Sounds like a gay fest full of dudes who are losers and gave up on life... No I wouldn't
>>25521580
You mean mono-gender.
>>25521614
I believe the place were nuns live is called a convent .
>>25521519
In principle I would want to accept females (since they can be good individuals) but they throw off the dynamic of a group when added (basically, some males will always try to fuck her) so they have to be excluded (arbitrarily) to make things work.
>>25521519
let women in and the problems we were trying to get away from in the first place will follow.
>>25521640
kind of how mmrpg guilds man female from joining since they cause too many problems that are just not worth letting them in.
>>25521614
nuns in convents, monks in monasteries.
To be honest familia I would really join a non-religious monastery that focuses on technology and widening knowledge.
We would have a cool automated garden, build robots and hack stuff.
>>25521779
We could take over the world with our expendable robot army, like necromancers but with tech.
Techromancers?
We could recruit the wizards to aid us.
>>25521858
>like necromancers but with tech
Mein neger
>>25521894
Let's do it comrade!!!!
>>25521894
Man that shits cool as fuck, there needs to be more subverted fantasy, traditional fantasy but schizo tech is my shit
looks like something outta warhammer 40k
>>25521972
>looks like something outta warhammer 40k
That's because it's a Necron Lord.
>>25522060
Cool, I don't actually play warhammer 40k, but I love reading about the universe, I guess I sound like a real chump huh?
>>25522123
I watch other people play 40k
I never had enough money to get into that hobby.
>>25522137
I was always a little intimidated by it, I imagined it would be hard to get into and I'd have no one to play with anyway.
can you fucking believe it? fatass pedro ate food today
>>25522758
so umm what the hell are you talking about?
>>25521025
>be heterosexual
so fucking close
>>25521025
It'd be nice, I would build a nice monastery garden and grow some food for you all.
But in reality, even if you went through with this idea, I could never join you. Too indecisive to make such a commitment. I'll always wonder if I made the right choice, and the doubt would slowly eat at me over the years.
Bumping to expand on the "techromancer" idea and try to organize ourselves outside 4chan
>>25521025
>needing someone to be virgin and hetero
If they aren't having sex who cares what their preference is?
