>gf gagged on dick and threw up everywhere
Do I hit her?
rub her face in it and say NO..NO..BAD
>>29758663
>gf
Take this bait elsewhere you fucking kike whore
>>29758663
If you have a girl gagging on your dick, why are you even on this board REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you've found the will to live
Wat is it anon?
>>29758642
How
What is if?
>>29758642
how did you find it?
Why are the mods and janitors so stressed?
Do they take their jobs too seriously?
Janitors are bad people
damn, why are they all autists that hate fun
>>29758631
I'd be a great mod for /mlp/ /pol/ /r9k/ and /trash/
Please mods, I really care about 4chan and want to make it better
I promise
MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST DADDY'S
Fuck yeah, bro, daddies thread.
i want a big hairy daddy to hold me close
>tfw I want to be a daddy for a robot virgin, but I'mtoo young
Fembot right here from the vocaroo thing
AMA me anything :)
>>29758514
Can you love me?
>>29758514
rank yourself out of a scale of 1-10. also, post your picture
Why are all women in this board massive attention whores?
Welp, I'm officially in the workforce now. 8-5 everyday. I only want to work for two years so I can save enough money to travel.. gonna miss eating bbq chips, playing vidya, and going to bed at 4 and waking up at 1..
need some sympathy robots, feelin down
>>29758483
Where are you working at? What is your position? What will you be doing?
You don't deserve sympathy, wagecuck.
>tfw no bf to fuck my ass
>Tfw When dat butt aint clean n you already stuck da dick in
>>29758464
You REALLY suck at being a woman, cis or trans, if you cant find a man to fuck your butt.
You might as well sow up your vag and cut off your clit.
>>29758464
Depends if you're hot
When you were young, you were taught that love was some sort of innate attraction that compatible people magically felt for each other. You watched cartoon characters meet and saw the little cartoon hearts pop over their heads. Or maybe you saw some romantic movie where the main characters were "destined" to be together.
Then you grew up and became confused when things didn't seem to work out like that. You became jaded and disappointed. Perhaps you felt like you were cheated out of something promised.
This cartoonish version of romance is how women...
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If it didn't work for you it doesn't mean it can't work for everyone
Stop being a faggot OP
Y the fuck does mommy love and care for me then when im a fat autistic asshole who unconditionally leeches more than half her paycheck?
>>29758509
Women do have unconditional love for their children.
This is entirely different from romantic love
How can one man be so fucking based?
I would smoke weed with this man.
idk i think about him and MDE in general a lot
his comedy has enriched my life 4sure
This reminds me
Anyone with torrent for the kickstarter pay film
Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.
You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.
And you may not find any
you'll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you'll head straight out of town.
It's opener there
in the wide open air.
Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.
And then things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.
>wake up to my room of piss jugs and shit bottles
>first thing I do in the morning is check my gbp
>saved up enough good boy points to buy a steam card
>crawl out of my battlestar galactica blanket (I got it from Santa instead of coal for being a good boy)
>rip off page of my gbp chart and hobble downstairs
>mummy cooking me a breakfast of tendies
>"mummy...
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>>29758290
i love these
moar
>>29758290
Ur Hurr hurr i don care who ya are, thats funny right there.
>>29758646
>There was a time where I found him funny
I wish I could delete my 11-13 year old self
Can a robot please record himself saying "Get on your knees and take Chad's load you filthy dumb whore" on vocaroo. Please, I need this.
>>29758257
Can a robot with a cute voice record himself saying "Can you give me cuddles and cummies, mommy? I need it"
>>29758257
>vocaroo
black guy here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q8CogWAOvW
>>29758845
>black guy here
Why do people feel the need to do this? What does he mean by this?
Robots have no emotions and can perform without sperging out.
It's the name of the board! It was always called Robot 900X with x being a 1 or 0.
Arcanine
Rowbutts
>>29758203
The board name gives the impression to the naive visitor that it is a commentary on the target user base.
but im a 21st century schizoid man
Who else /can'tevenmakeinternetfriends/ here?
Every time I've tried it's ended up with them forgetting that I even exist. How do people do it? Am I missing something? Or are internet friends something a true robot can't have?
>>29758180
Iknowthatfeel.jpg
I dont even know how people find people to talk to in the first place, but when i rarely do it always ends up like this, i dont know how to have genuine conversations or keep things interesting, not even with robots. If someone knows how to fix this shit help us.
>>29758180
>had internet friends
>felt like it was a chore talking to them
>have no friends once again
Wait until you actually make online friends and you have to deal with your timing not matching, not being able to communicate properly and being attached to someone you are most likely to never see on a daily basis. Then you will start hating people around you because people you like live far away from you while these pieces...
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ill be your friend OP,
friendless + friendless = not friendless anymore
ITT: Let's post unconventional beauties. (Jolie laide/ugly and beautiful at the same time)
>>29758169
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>skinny
What exactly is unconventional about her?
GRIMETH
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i have no pictures of grimes
On phone so no pic but Maggie gyllenhaal yes